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Quote by mickeyray
tell me why do i always get a massive stiffy when driving home from work
Because you're stopping at a newsagents on the way for some top shelf entertainment? :P
:lol: :lol: 
Orgasminator
instead of wedging your mobile between your legs and ignoring incomming calls whilst it is on vibrate get one of those phone holders with a loudspeaker, i know the feeling it never happened before they banned you using mobiles whilst driving, i blame the law for my driving erections these days
Sex God
Quote by warwick
This is awell known phenomonen known in the motorsporting world as travelbar.
it affects nearly all race and rally drivers. The likelihood is your driving toofast and excuse the pun troo hard
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Warwick if this is true and its a speed related thing, It explains why the front room of an aircraft is called a cockpit and why the buggers strap themselves into the seat :shock:
Sex God
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Is there a female equivalent of the infamous travelbar?
Yep, buses, does that count? :twisted:
Got on one the other week for the first time in years, didn't want to get off lol - suddenly remembered why I used to like travelling to my Saturday job
8-) 8-)see fella's a lesson to be learn't............always...always give up your seat to a lady on a bus.
Sex God
Now I know why mrs davej wont get the buckled back wheel of her bike fixed :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Does anyone know of a ten mile long cattle grid?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: This is such an informative place, I learn something new every day
I never knew that I suffer from "travelbar"....... I get it on the motorbike, especially to or from a meet. Trouble is, every time I brake, I shag my petrol tank and it hurts
The welcome I get makes up for it though, sometimes I don't even get to take the leathers off first
I never knew that I suffer from "travelbar"....... I get it on the motorbike, especially to or from a meet. Trouble is, every time I brake, I shag my petrol tank and it hurts
The welcome I get makes up for it though, sometimes I don't even get to take the leathers off first
Sex God
Quote by Lucifer
This is such an informative place, I learn something new every day
I never knew that I suffer from "travelbar"....... I get it on the motorbike, especially to or from a meet. Trouble is, every time I brake, I shag my petrol tank and it hurts
The welcome I get makes up for it though, sometimes I don't even get to take the leathers off first
It might well hurt Lucifer, but at least you dont have to get up and make your bike tea and toast in the morning.
Sex God
Quote by davej
This is awell known phenomonen known in the motorsporting world as travelbar.
it affects nearly all race and rally drivers. The likelihood is your driving toofast and excuse the pun troo hard
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Warwick if this is true and its a speed related thing, It explains why the front room of an aircraft is called a cockpit and why the buggers strap themselves into the seat :shock:
ok.........seems unlikely i'd be suffering from travelbar on a bus, but then i don't drive or fly supersonic aircraft?
so is it just me who....erm.......still needs to keep his hands in his pockets at times getting off 'em? was ok as a kid cos i could hide it with my schoolbag, and everyone else was pretty much doing the same..........but.........erm........
i should shut up about now eh??? ;-)
neil x x x x x
Sex God
I now have this picture in my mind of MISSCHIEF and Neil sitting on a bus side by side with this expression on their faces....
:shock: :shock:
and both clutching return tickets in one hand and eating a packed lunch with the other
:shock: :shock:
and both clutching return tickets in one hand and eating a packed lunch with the other
Warming the Bed
Quote by warwick
It is very true Dave
ps sorry about the appaling typing im having one of my dyslexic days
bit off topic i know but....
no matter how bad your typing is howcome we can all still manages to spell dyslexic properly
Quote by davej
I now have this picture in my mind of MISSCHIEF and Neil sitting on a bus side by side with this expression on their faces....
Oh Dave you can laugh now ...... it's only a matter of time until Mrs Davej persuades you that the ideal holiday is a 2 week coach trip round Europe :twisted:
Just look on any of the coaches and you can see all the happy women with their disgruntled husbands in tow. Have you noticed that they all say how comfortable they are with each other, they don't need to talk all the time ..... too right they bluddy don't :twisted: - poor blokes can't get a word of sense out of em! :crazy:
'Think of the money we will save' Mrs Davej will say, in conjunction with 'we will see so many places on one holiday' ........ Just ask her how many sites she actually remembers when you get back - and how many of them where the women weren't trying to herd their husbands back on the coach 5 minutes after stepping off it
Orgasminator
so please elaborate, can i assume all things that piss blokes off give women orgasms, coronation street , knitting, talking over fences to neighbours, shopping for shoes?
Sex God
Quote by midlandsmale39
so please elaborate, can i assume all things that piss blokes off give women orgasms, coronation street , knitting, talking over fences to neighbours, shopping for shoes?
Nah. They just do those for a laugh.
:P :scared:The bike ones true. It's worse on a "crosser" because the seat usually pushes you forward onto the tank. Never had it in a car though and I've been in some that have pretty stiff rides. :wink:
Orgasminator
i once knew a couple of bouncers that got erect while fighting, note how i said once knew them, ive kept my distance since that exclusive, want locking up if you ask me!
Warming the Bed
Hmmmmmm come to think of it :idea: now I know why I stuck to horse riding until my early 20's and managed to stay a virgin till then :shock: the horses where a safe bet they coulndnt get me in trouble lol 
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Unfortunately for me I turned 23 and all hell broke loose
...Unfortunately for me I turned 23 and all hell broke loose
