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Happy__Cat
Sex God
I settled myself down comfortably this evening, port in hand and smoking jacket on, to listen to that fine british institution, The Archers.
Only to find................. :upset:, I'm sorry!...........I just dont know how to go on......... :upset: :upset: :upset: ...........I'm just so upset and morally ouraged evil ...................but.........

They're wife swapping!!!
My questions are, do you understand the implications of this, how do I go about complaining and to whom?
Wishmaster
Sex God
You are joking!!!!!!!
What are they into, did they say??
Happy__Cat
Sex God
Quote by Wishmaster
You are joking!!!!!!!
What are they into, did they say??

If only I was joking!
I'm not sure that they did, as soon as I got an inkling as to what was going on, I stuck my fingers in my ears, hummed God Save the Queen and ran over and turned my transister radio off.
mr__powers1
Sex God
Now i've heard it all.....You Listen to The Archers!! rotflmao
niceguy27
Warming the Bed
just fell off chair with shock
Happy__Cat
Sex God
Quote by da69ve
Now i've heard it all.....You Listen to The Archers!! rotflmao

Doesnt everyone? :shock:
Snertsmate
Sexpert
Don't worry :!:
It's only so Eddy can put his ( stockinged) feet on the coffee table and fondle his ferrets while watching the telly.
Hi missus won't let him :!:
God help anyone who want's a blow job, probably have to trade the wife in for a sheep :!:
:twisted:
bolt
postie
Sex God
Oh bugger! Swinging on the Archers? hope the site is ready for an influx of stuck-up poncey radio 4 listeners, crawling all over the forum with their la-di-dah accents, proper spelling and punctuation and saying " oh i'm arriving!!!" instead of " fuck! I'm cumming!!!!"
Oi ! R4 listeners, Noooooo... we don't want YOUR sort round 'ere.... piss orf back to Islington, or where-ever it is you put down the Guardian to come and bother us... and take Happy Cats with you....

I listen to R4 actually, but can't stand the Archers.
Wishmaster
Sex God
Quote by Happy Cats
You are joking!!!!!!!
What are they into, did they say??

If only I was joking!
I'm not sure that they did, as soon as I got an inkling as to what was going on, I stuck my fingers in my ears, hummed God Save the Queen and ran over and turned my transister radio off.
There must be more to this than meets the eye! ... See, if you hadn't thrown ya toys outta ya pram and actually listened to the rest of it (fancy admitting that you actually know how to tune into R4, wierd!) - they're probably swapping they're wives for a reconditioned Ford Anglia like the one they used to own 'back in the days when things were built to last' (annoying assholes). You know what old people are like, they love nostalgia except for when they look at their partners and think "I used to love you 50 years ago, but now you're just an annoying old fart and you're fucking skin needs ironing!".
equinox
Warming the Bed
...There have been more murders and armed robberies in Ambridge than any other village in England. It's dangerous stuff. and true!... Just like Big Brother....
......I believe a few years ago they used to beat up the Postie and take the piss out of his accent..... Didn't understant the rules of cricket, you know the sort of thing
....Instead of telling his village customers that his red van had broked down and that why he'd arrived late he'd just shut "I'VE JUST FUCKIN CUM"........
....Are you sure you weren't bullied as a child postie?
easyease
Orgasminator
makes a change from them worrying the sheep i suppose :shock:
Unknown User
Fgs........
They're copying the tv programme Wife Swap....... poor old David Archer gets Lynda.... the village fish-wife and the original poke her nose into everything.....
Lol....
equi-princess xxx
fabio
Sex God
god... first the radio 4 lot....
what is next... the Classic FM crowd in??????
heaven forbid if the daily mail readers arrive..........
Happy__Cat
Sex God
Quote by equi-princess
Fgs........
They're copying the tv programme Wife Swap....... poor old David Archer gets Lynda.... the village fish-wife and the original poke her nose into everything.....
Lol....
equi-princess xxx

Yes, but can you see where its going?
Ms Snell starts sticking her nose where its never been before!
postie
Sex God
Quote by equinox
...There have been more murders and armed robberies in Ambridge than any other village in England. It's dangerous stuff. and true!... Just like Big Brother....
......I believe a few years ago they used to beat up the Postie and take the piss out of his accent..... Didn't understant the rules of cricket, you know the sort of thing
....Instead of telling his village customers that his red van had broked down and that why he'd arrived late he'd just shut "I'VE JUST FUCKIN CUM"........
....Are you sure you weren't bullied as a child postie?

What the fluck are you going on about??? dunno :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno:
Unknown User
Quote by Happy Cats
Fgs........
They're copying the tv programme Wife Swap....... poor old David Archer gets Lynda.... the village fish-wife and the original poke her nose into everything.....
Lol....
equi-princess xxx

Yes, but can you see where its going?
Ms Snell starts sticking her nose where its never been before!
And promptly gets run over by David in his Massey Ferguson.... and dumped into the slurry pit by Sam......... lol
equi-princess xxx
flapjackboy
Orgasminator
Quote by fabio grooverider
god... first the radio 4 lot....
what is next... the Classic FM crowd in??????

Oi! Leave Classic FM out of it, you. smackbottom
And I only listen to R4 for the comedy
Freckledbird
Sex God
Never mind R4 or ClassicFM fans, we'll have Sun 'readers' in here too, they printed an article about the 'vile dogging antics' of Steve McFadden (Eastenders?) today. I peeked over someone's shoulder in the doctor's today, before anyone asks what the fuck I was doing buying The Sun. :shock: lol
fabio
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
Never mind R4 or ClassicFM fans, we'll have Sun 'readers' in here too, they printed an article about the 'vile dogging antics' of Steve McFadden (Eastenders?) today. I peeked over someone's shoulder in the doctor's today, before anyone asks what the fuck I was doing buying The Sun. :shock: lol

Likely story bev... i believe you don'y buy a copy of the sun.. many wouldn't...
i bet you by the "news of the screws" as well.......... smile :) :) :) :)
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by fabio grooverider
Never mind R4 or ClassicFM fans, we'll have Sun 'readers' in here too, they printed an article about the 'vile dogging antics' of Steve McFadden (Eastenders?) today. I peeked over someone's shoulder in the doctor's today, before anyone asks what the fuck I was doing buying The Sun. :shock: lol

Likely story bev... i believe you don'y buy a copy of the sun.. many wouldn't...
i bet you by the "news of the screws" as well.......... smile :) :) :) :)
Bugger....rumbled :lol: :lol: :lol:
MikeNorth
Sex God
Quote by Happy Cats
I settled myself down comfortably this evening, port in hand and smoking jacket on, to listen to that fine british institution, The Archers.
Only to find................. :upset:, I'm sorry!...........I just dont know how to go on......... :upset: :upset: :upset: ...........I'm just so upset and morally ouraged evil ...................but.........

They're wife swapping!!!
My questions are, do you understand the implications of this, how do I go about complaining and to whom?

Actually it's a life-swap, organised by that busybody Lynda Snell of course, for one day and night only, organised by drawing lots. Perhaps we should have one in SH, but I suppose it would be couples only. :cry:
Mike. (Archers listener for over 30 years)
Freckledbird
Sex God
:shock: Happy Cats caused all this fuss because he can't bloody hear properly, the old fart lol :lol: :lol:
MikeNorth
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
:shock: Happy Cats caused all this fuss because he can't bloody hear properly, the old fart lol :lol: :lol:

Well, if any Archers scriptwriters are reading this thread, they might use the idea...it would be intriguing evil
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by MikeNorth
:shock: Happy Cats caused all this fuss because he can't bloody hear properly, the old fart lol :lol: :lol:

Well, if any Archers scriptwriters are reading this thread, they might use the idea...it would be intriguing evil
Ah, but would it put you off listening Mike?
MikeNorth
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
:shock: Happy Cats caused all this fuss because he can't bloody hear properly, the old fart lol :lol: :lol:

Well, if any Archers scriptwriters are reading this thread, they might use the idea...it would be intriguing evil
Ah, but would it put you off listening Mike?
No, it would fit in very well with the dogging site just behind Grey Gables. :lol:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by MikeNorth
:shock: Happy Cats caused all this fuss because he can't bloody hear properly, the old fart lol :lol: :lol:

Well, if any Archers scriptwriters are reading this thread, they might use the idea...it would be intriguing evil
Ah, but would it put you off listening Mike?
No, it would fit in very well with the dogging site just behind Grey Gables. :lol:
:shock: :shock: oh my word, they do that in the Archers?
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
When's the BDSM storyline start? :giggle:
Happy__Cat
Sex God
Quote by MikeNorth
I settled myself down comfortably this evening, port in hand and smoking jacket on, to listen to that fine british institution, The Archers.
Only to find................. :upset:, I'm sorry!...........I just dont know how to go on......... :upset: :upset: :upset: ...........I'm just so upset and morally ouraged evil ...................but.........

They're wife swapping!!!
My questions are, do you understand the implications of this, how do I go about complaining and to whom?

Actually it's a life-swap, organised by that busybody Lynda Snell of course, for one day and night only, organised by drawing lots. Perhaps we should have one in SH, but I suppose it would be couples only. :cry:
Mike. (Archers listener for over 30 years)
I'm not alone (and equi)!
Robert Snell & Ruth Archer, nobody has mentioned them getting all cosy, drinking wine, playing chess. :twisted:
I can only see this going one way!
marmalaid
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
When's the BDSM storyline start? :giggle:

I reckon Jolene Perks is well into that.
Ooh, probably so are Adam and Ian, the only gays in the village, AND they are just trying to buy a house together.