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Now then do I prefer Michael Fish in his ill fitting suits, or Roger in his pants........decisions.....decisions
Quote by Kinky Lizard
I didn't know you had electricity Roger????? In fact I heard you lived in a puce camper van on the Yorkshire moors
I've got a donkey hooked up to treadmill in the back yard... think the poor critter might've got struck by lightening.
MAAA! Ah know what we're havin' for dinner t'nite, yeee-haaa!!!
Sex God
Quote by roger743
MAAA! Ah know what we're havin' for dinner t'nite, yeee-haaa!!!
Ahh Donkey and chips you lucky fLucker.........little bit of salt ...dash of vinegar....marinade him in honey and lightly fry
donkey, donkey, dont you stop
Rogers gonna turn you into a nice little chop,
yer tail will fry and yer ears will boil
giddy up, there's no more toil.
donkey, donkey.....
Quote by davej
donkey, donkey, dont you stop
Rogers gonna turn you into a nice little chop,
yer tail will fry and yer ears will boil
giddy up, there's no more toil.
donkey, donkey.....
Okay, yer crazy.
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Sex God
a puce caravan? A PUCE CARAVAN? we used to drrreeeeeaaaaammmmmmm of a puce caravan! we used to live in a soggy cardboard box at t'bottom o' t'canal, and are dad'd feed us a cold rat's leg for breakfast, then we'd had to tidy up up and clean out all t'twocced cars, and gather t'rats for us tea, then he'd beat us with a railway sleeper and stab us all to death wi' a rusty bread knife before sending all 28 of us off a 25 hour shift darn t'bleeding pit to suck all t'muck of o' t'coal !!
a puce caravan me bleeding arse! luxury! these bloody soft southerners? don't know they're bloody born!
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four yorkshiremen? four yorkshiremen? get your four yorkshire men! you got any peanuts? no, i got . get your four yorkshiremen here!
a puce caravan me bleeding arse! luxury! these bloody soft southerners? don't know they're bloody born!
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four yorkshiremen? four yorkshiremen? get your four yorkshire men! you got any peanuts? no, i got . get your four yorkshiremen here!
Corrie elegantly typed:
I think you miss heard them Corrie.....They were actually discussing whether you WERE a woman! tsk tsk!
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Roger size XX typed:
Where do you shop Roger???? I'll have them under the trade descriptions act 1968!!
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KinkyLizard
Strange someone asked me lately if I was a weather woman
I think you miss heard them Corrie.....They were actually discussing whether you WERE a woman! tsk tsk!
:wink: Roger size XX typed:
I'll have you know that my smalls are sized small...
Where do you shop Roger???? I'll have them under the trade descriptions act 1968!!
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KinkyLizard
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
a puce caravan me bleeding arse! luxury! these bloody soft southerners? don't know they're bloody born!
Oi !! what the fLuck do you know.....I've done some tough things down here I've............eermmmm......ohh yes I know ....yes...
slept in a bed with no sheets, oh yes and eermm......... swam in the sea and eaten bread thats more than a day old. I've drank instant coffee ....I've....yes, I've read a tabloid and I've worn socks that are baggy cos the elastics stretched !!!! Jeez only today I went without lunch!
Your not the only one to go short you know.
