Time for a story......
What youve got to do is make up a little story (or rhyme)but youve got to include the following words....
Bouncebackability,Wobblebottom,pole,bollox,goldfish,balls and splat!!!
Go on,give me a laugh :lol2:
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Orgasminator
Well here goes, this is my feeble attempt:
I've had a few knocks in my life, but, having that bouncebackability, here I am, up on my feet again. It's left me with a bit of a wobblebottom though from hitting the floor all those times, but I can handle that!!!
I got back to doing the thing I love best, jumping my horse over a pole. One day while riding, Db told me that my riding was bollox. I told him that if he though he could do better then he should show me how it was done! He got on the horse and started riding around the field. He was going so fast that he was gasping for breath, his mouth rapidly opening and closing so I told him that he looked like a goldfish out of water which made us both laugh and lose concentration. At this point, the horse jumped over a pole, Db hit his balls on the saddle and .................. SPLAT ................. he fell off, hitting the deck so hard. Who did I attend to first - the horse of course!
Not that good I know but I hope it gave you a little chuckle as least Clare!!!
CA xxx
I've had a few knocks in my life, but, having that bouncebackability, here I am, up on my feet again. It's left me with a bit of a wobblebottom though from hitting the floor all those times, but I can handle that!!!
I got back to doing the thing I love best, jumping my horse over a pole. One day while riding, Db told me that my riding was bollox. I told him that if he though he could do better then he should show me how it was done! He got on the horse and started riding around the field. He was going so fast that he was gasping for breath, his mouth rapidly opening and closing so I told him that he looked like a goldfish out of water which made us both laugh and lose concentration. At this point, the horse jumped over a pole, Db hit his balls on the saddle and .................. SPLAT ................. he fell off, hitting the deck so hard. Who did I attend to first - the horse of course!
Not that good I know but I hope it gave you a little chuckle as least Clare!!!
CA xxx
Orgasminator
I wouldn't say it's brilliant Steve but when I'm feeling a little better, I'll put a bit more thought in to it and see if I can come up with something more imaginative!!!! 
CA xxx
CA xxx
Sexlightened
I'm in desparate need of psychological help.....
I once knew a girl called Victoria Wobblebottom
And she wore bloomers made entirely from cotton
The lady was totally cuckoo
As wherever she went, her goldfish went too
To improve her chances of fertility
She’d heard she had to use her bouncebackability
She went to the nearest fire station
And slid down the pole for her nation
She’d got halfway down
When her bloomers went brown
As she slipped down the pole
The golfish fell out of his bowl
She hit the floor with a splat
And ended up completely flat
The firemen stopped with their play
And dragged her away
The fish just flapped and said “Oh bollox!!!â€
I once knew a girl called Victoria Wobblebottom
And she wore bloomers made entirely from cotton
The lady was totally cuckoo
As wherever she went, her goldfish went too
To improve her chances of fertility
She’d heard she had to use her bouncebackability
She went to the nearest fire station
And slid down the pole for her nation
She’d got halfway down
When her bloomers went brown
As she slipped down the pole
The golfish fell out of his bowl
She hit the floor with a splat
And ended up completely flat
The firemen stopped with their play
And dragged her away
The fish just flapped and said “Oh bollox!!!â€
