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Quote by Witchy
A pleasure, but don't worry- it won't last. lol Before you know it Random orbit (aka random firestarter) will be inviting you to burn rubber...Resonance will be making you scratch your head with his use of big words...Splendid will be scaring you...TanKinky will have her niblets in your eyes...and it's all downhill from there.
Sorry to be the harbinger and all that- but you're doomed. Doomed!

'Er tells the truth *nods knowingly*
what the fuck are you talking about ? I am not in the least bit scary.
Quote by splendid_
what the fuck are you talking about ? I am not in the least bit scary.

No no of course you aren't :scared:
bolt
:scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared::scared:
Quote by rubberclubberz
(First post on the forums - lets try this shall we)
There's never enough options to describe sexuality. I prefer - Heteroflexible
1. A person who identifies themselves as primarily heterosexual but can find the same sex sexually appealing.
2. A primarily heterosexual person who's not opposed to occasional same-sex trysts when circumstances permit.
3. A person who identifies as a heterosexual, but is not afraid to explore curiosity towards the same sex.

i can go with that like it :welcome:
Quote by splendid_
what the fuck are you talking about ? I am not in the least bit scary.

Ssssh stay very quiet and still and no one will know we are here
Quote by Bluefish2009
Ssssh stay very quiet and still and no one will know we are here

*Hides behind Bluefish*
Quote by Shireen

Ssssh stay very quiet and still and no one will know we are here

*Hides behind Bluefish*
Oooh keep still will you that tickles :lol2:
*Sorry* redface I can't help it :rascal:
Quote by splendid_
what the fuck are you talking about ? I am not in the least bit scary.

My best vanilla mate told me the other day that she was as "intimidated" by me as I am by you.
And she's a blackbelt.
You're scary.
Quote by Witchy
what the fuck are you talking about ? I am not in the least bit scary.

My best vanilla mate told me the other day that she was as "intimidated" by me as I am by you.
And she's a blackbelt.
You're scary.
how does your best mate know anything about me ? Huh ?
you are just being silly.
Quote by splendid_
what the fuck are you talking about ? I am not in the least bit scary.

My best vanilla mate told me the other day that she was as "intimidated" by me as I am by you.
And she's a blackbelt.
You're scary.
how does your best mate know anything about me ? Huh ?
you are just being silly.
She knows everything that I know about you- because she is in my head...
Quote by Witchy
TanKinky will have her niblets in your eyes...and it's all downhill from there.

Nah they are busy with Res, I think the poor man is a tad obsessed lol
Welcome RC kiss
Quote by brucie
How do you define 'straight'? lol
Some guys may well have wondered what it'd be like to be fiddled with/fettled by another guy and that's as far as it gets, not enough of a 'curiosity' that they'd even call themselves curious so they, quite fairly, describe themselves as straight as that's all they are interested in with no desire to deviate.
Before anyone says..... NO!, I haven't just described myself and put the key in the lock in the first stage of opening the closet! :lol:
I'm straight, my profile says straight and none of my ads even hint at anything other than straight so how the hell do I end up getting PMs from a gay male couple asking me if I'd like both of them to suck my cock?! :shock: dunno Which part wasn't quite clear?! :lol: They probably thought that they could turn me with their eloquent way with words! :lol:

So your straight? :dunno: bolt
no, hes just in denial
PMSL, I'm denying everything!! :lol: biggrin
Quote by The_libertine69
In fact now you mention it I've noticed quite a few gay singles profiles having had a gander at mine! blink

... and I've noticed single 'straight' males having a gander at mine too innocent
I think it's more just the 'taking a chance' thing. The first bloke me and mr bioke did a 3-some with off here was 'straight, straight and er... straight' - there was nothing on his profile to even suggest he liked cock. It didn't stop me sending him a cheeky whisper in Chat saying 'nice body mate' and 10 days later he was in our bed. And no, it wasn't his first time - he'd done it loads and to this day is still the best 3-some we've had off here. He just didn't like to advertise the fact - surprises are good! wink
PS: it wasn't me who sent mr nice arse the cock sucking PM smile
Interesting timing this post lol
I was thinking fantasising just feeling rather horny and decided to put myself at the mercy of a couple to use for their and of cousre my sexual pleasure. Now Im straight and realise that if I'm to put myself in this position it's highly likely that male contact could arise, as I have said in my ad I'm not sure how far I would go, but I will try at least once because I want to experiance being used by another couple.
I have no idea how it will turn out, but as long as we all have fun smile
Interesting timing this post lol
I was thinking fantasising just feeling rather horny and decided to put myself at the mercy of a couple to use for their and of cousre my sexual pleasure. Now Im straight and realise that if I'm to put myself in this position it's highly likely that male contact could arise, as I have said in my ad I'm not sure how far I would go, but I will try at least once because I want to experiance being used by another couple.
I have no idea how it will turn out, but as long as we all have fun smile
Quote by Ukwineman
Interesting timing this post lol
I was thinking fantasising just feeling rather horny and decided to put myself at the mercy of a couple to use for their and of cousre my sexual pleasure. Now Im straight and realise that if I'm to put myself in this position it's highly likely that male contact could arise, as I have said in my ad I'm not sure how far I would go, but I will try at least once because I want to experiance being used by another couple.
I have no idea how it will turn out, but as long as we all have fun smile

we met with a young bloke one night for a threesome it was his first mmf experience and there was no bi action intended and this was made clear from the begining but his inexperience in such situations was made clear when mr b's hand unintentionally brushed against his and he jumped back crying out "i'm not gay" lol it was all we could do to hold in the giggles poor lamb
Quote by bouncy332
Interesting timing this post lol
I was thinking fantasising just feeling rather horny and decided to put myself at the mercy of a couple to use for their and of cousre my sexual pleasure. Now Im straight and realise that if I'm to put myself in this position it's highly likely that male contact could arise, as I have said in my ad I'm not sure how far I would go, but I will try at least once because I want to experiance being used by another couple.
I have no idea how it will turn out, but as long as we all have fun smile

we met with a young bloke one night for a threesome it was his first mmf experience and there was no bi action intended and this was made clear from the begining but his inexperience in such situations was made clear when mr b's hand unintentionally brushed against his and he jumped back crying out "i'm not gay" lol it was all we could do to hold in the giggles poor lamb
well yes im sure that would happen often and i would quite happily keep it straight as is my preference, but in my case i would like to have the experiance of being used by a couple for mutual satisfaction. I would say once i know someone my leanings are towards being dominant so this is very much the other end, but to have the experiance i suspect that i might have to except a certain amount of male contact.
Of course i would love the couple to be two females but i dont think i would get that lucky :haha:
I do remember hearing something alone the lines of all women are bi, but not men.
Quote by Kaznkev
Interesting timing this post lol
I was thinking fantasising just feeling rather horny and decided to put myself at the mercy of a couple to use for their and of cousre my sexual pleasure. Now Im straight and realise that if I'm to put myself in this position it's highly likely that male contact could arise, as I have said in my ad I'm not sure how far I would go, but I will try at least once because I want to experiance being used by another couple.
I have no idea how it will turn out, but as long as we all have fun smile

wave
our pm box is thata way<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
just looked at where you live in relation to me sad
Quote by Kaznkev
Interesting timing this post lol
I was thinking fantasising just feeling rather horny and decided to put myself at the mercy of a couple to use for their and of cousre my sexual pleasure. Now Im straight and realise that if I'm to put myself in this position it's highly likely that male contact could arise, as I have said in my ad I'm not sure how far I would go, but I will try at least once because I want to experiance being used by another couple.
I have no idea how it will turn out, but as long as we all have fun smile

wave
our pm box is thata way<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
just looked at where you live in relation to me sad
We do have roads in the north now wink
Don't be saying that kaz or else all the riff raff will want to visit
Quote by BIoke
PS: it wasn't me who sent mr nice arse the cock sucking PM smile

lol, I can confirm it wasn't. Yours was the one that said "Can the two of us shag that lovely arse senseless please?" lol
Quote by The_libertine69
PS: it wasn't me who sent mr nice arse the cock sucking PM smile

lol, I can confirm it wasn't. Yours was the one that said "Can the two of us shag that lovely arse senseless please?" lol
Did he forget to add the p.s. Can Nola watch and perhaps join in? :rascal:
Quote by Kaznkev
Interesting timing this post lol
I was thinking fantasising just feeling rather horny and decided to put myself at the mercy of a couple to use for their and of cousre my sexual pleasure. Now Im straight and realise that if I'm to put myself in this position it's highly likely that male contact could arise, as I have said in my ad I'm not sure how far I would go, but I will try at least once because I want to experiance being used by another couple.
I have no idea how it will turn out, but as long as we all have fun smile

wave
our pm box is thata way<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
just looked at where you live in relation to me sad
We do have roads in the north now wink
:haha: I dont need roads I have a 4x4 but I do need a trailer to carry all the desiel this damn thing drinks.
But did get me thinking I take a week of in the new year and drive around up there.