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What's the weirdest name you've ever encountered?
Used to go to school with a kid called William Eighteen!
Top that.
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I went to school with a richard Head
A kid in my school was called William Anchor :shock:
I went to a fairly strict Grammer School and you always had to put your name on books etc with an initial and surname
ie poor sod lol
Sort the typo in the title, dear.
Um... I know a Randy Stack. Honestly, I do.
Bloke who ran the papershop where I grewup,was called Billy Gotobed.
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My french and German master was called Paul P were his parents thinking of? confused
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My french and German master was called Paul P were his parents thinking of? confused

..and I know a Paul Isles, P Isles?
..and I know of someone who claimed to have gone to school with two boys called Silver, one name Stirling, and the other Long John. Still not sure about those.
I dont know how to spell it correctly, but a mate of mine called me to tell me she had just become an Aunt. The little girl was born happy and healthy and the parents (Irish) called her Eefa Lilly :shock:
My friends surname is Batman.
He gets the usual bollox and piss taken out of him.
All in good fun you know.
jill print at college... it was always hell for her being called out in registration as 'miss print'.
'nother kid in school was called Glasscock.
He pronounced it Glassock,we called him "crystal"
Poor bastard.
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I worked in a kids' home where one of the boys was called Prince Nicely.
Mike.
Not really a name but a kid in my year was called Bates not unusual but the headmaster insisted on calling the male students by there last name preceeded by the word master and us been mature teen lads used to crack up every time lol
I went to school with Roger Moore, though rather short and had glasses not really the James Bond type. Boy did he get stick. I can say I snogged Roger Moore :shock:
I was on a training scheme with Michael Jackson, fortunately not the famous one rolleyes
a turkish kid at school called memet memet.
seriously we had a irish maths teacher called rick o'shea.
and another teech called johnothan donavan.
we also had another irish teachercalled mr bean,but that was before the telly program was invented,but it bet he got it in later me out of class because i had a french erotic novel and threatend to tell my parents,and i said they were getting divorced and he let me off. :cheers:
I went to school with twins whose surname was 'Hole'
they were A. Hole and P. Hole rolleyes
I once interviewed a guy called Gordon Bennett!!!
Which for anyone not familiar is a form of exclamation round these parts (at least) along the lines of "Oh good god!" or "Fuck me!" (that's not a request btw)
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Got a mate called Mike Hunt , he uses his middle name (steve) but on his birth certificate his first name is michael . Went to school with Robin Hood !! honest biggrin
One of the lads at my senior school had a really awesome name......well we thought it was anyway. Whenever he did anything wrong and a teacher asked him for his name he would shrug his shoulders and say (quickly) How would I know? His actual name was Howard Arnoe but he did it in such a way that the teachers made such twats of themselves repeatedly asking him for his name!! It was, as I said awesome and sidesplitting to watch.
I'm Japanese, but was brought up in Geordie-land and posses slanty eyes and a broad Geordie accent.
One of the funniest nick-names I had when I joined the Army was 'Whey-Aye-Banzai'.
I had a few that weren't so funny mind! Especially since my training Troop Corporal's grandfather had been killed in the war by the Japanese! He really tortured me, and I knew there was a God when he was killed in a car crash six weeks into basic training.
Poly-styrene, lead singer of Xray Spex.
Pat Thetic, who was in Splodgenessabounds.
I don't know anyone with a funny name, though Wayne Kerr makes me laugh.
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I once interviewed a guy called Gordon Bennett!!!
Which for anyone not familiar is a form of exclamation round these parts (at least) along the lines of "Oh good god!" or "Fuck me!" (that's not a request btw)
C xx

Damn! rolleyes lol
I used to work in a jobcentre and had to shout out Rhoda Gentlemen......felt sooo sorry for her!
rolleyes
A good friend once gave an IT training course in Denmark where the group had in it two blokes called "Dik" and "Kok". He had a great deal of trouble keeping a straight face that week.
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..and I know a Paul Isles, P Isles?

I bet he was a right pain in the arse...
*wanders off to get coat*
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I don't know anyone with a funny name, though Wayne Kerr makes me laugh.

There used to be a reporter on my local newspaper with that name :shock: :shock:
And a friend of mine swears that the woman in the next bed to her in hospital was seriously considering calling her daughter Emma - until my friend told her she couldn't, as her surname was Royds :doh:
Another kid in school was Paul Dumbell.
Man he was a "heavy" bloke.
True name.
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Went to school with Kofi Kari Kari Caesar Onafusi Smith. I kid you not. :shock: