Strange Sayings...

20 Feb 2005

At the end of the day...................................it gets dark !!

20 Feb 2005

A friend of mine says:
"As useful as a one-legged man in an arse-kicking competition."
The imagery always makes me laugh!

20 Feb 2005

Quote by Banderas
She's got a fanny like a badly packed kebab.....
or
She's got a fanny like a ripped out fireplace.....
Banderas.x
:shock:

eeeeeeek hahahaha

20 Feb 2005

Another one:
"I've seen the end of the tunnel... and there wasn't any light."

20 Feb 2005

S/he's got a nose like a chewed up toffee.
If they had another brain cell it would fight with the one they've got. :sparring:

20 Feb 2005

Someone looked at me the other day as tho I had my head on backwards when I told him I could sleep on the back of a galloping hedgehog.
And from an old Sgt Maj of mine, talking a bout a young officer "He's like a lighthouse in the desert - Very bright, but not a great deal of use to anyone"

20 Feb 2005

If I gave you a brain cell it would be lonely

20 Feb 2005

If ya can't fight...wear a big hat. (WTF is that all about ???)

20 Feb 2005

"I'll go to the bottom of our stairs". dunno

21 Feb 2005

"rubbing fat on a fat pig's arse"

21 Feb 2005

Is a pigs arse pork!
2 brain cells, one's lost, and the others out lookin for it.
Fell out of the gene pool while no-one was looking.
and for an image of a fanny after sex "Have you ever seen a bulldog eatin mayonnaise"
cool

21 Feb 2005

Variation on one that's already been said:
"As useful as a chocolate teapot"

22 Feb 2005

Here is one for you!
He has a kind face..... The kind you want to stamp on!
Or
Your cheeks are like peaches..... Football peaches!
Fastflow xx

22 Feb 2005

I do wish you hadn't started this thread ,oh well here goes ;
"I've heard ducks fart on the water before "
"in and out like a fart in a collander"
"about as welcome as a pork sausage in a synagogue"
"s/he was so ugly i thought they had been chasing parked buses"
"about as useful as a chocolate teapot"
"chinese "
"3 sheets to the wind"
"pissed as a fart " ?????? still cant work that one out
There are hundreds more in my tiny lil mind but I wont bore you now

22 Feb 2005

a mouth like ghandis sandels
the light is on but no one is at home.
if you are sane i know where there is a house full.
my arse is like the japanese flag.
a tile short of a roof.
do you want fries with that shake. talkin about a woman wagglin her arse.

22 Feb 2005

Too idle to shite - Sums the students here up nicely.
Face like a bag of bastards
He's got his head so far up so-and-so's arse, he can see x's feet.....
And a good old engineering descriptor, in fact the first I heard when I started at work...
The Fucking Fucker's Fucked.
Rick biggrin

22 Feb 2005

S/He is so ugly I wouldn't shag her/him with..(insert name of choice) 's pussy/dick.
lol

Minx xx

22 Feb 2005

Or one which my mate uses a lot....
I wouldn't wipe my cock on her after a wank....
Rick.