Strange Sayings...

17 Oct 2004

Quote by hornyred and dino
when your suffering from the "trots"..MY ARS HOLES LIKE A FRESH BULLET WOUND

Spray painting the toilet

17 Oct 2004

How about
he had a Face like a squashed plimsol
or He's as tight as a camels arse in a sand storm
His dick was so big it was like a babys arm holdin a jaffa orange
( last one can be substituited for a tin of vim with a sheeps heart balanced on it )

17 Oct 2004

MY MOUTHS LIKE THE BOTTOM OF A BIRD which you reply,,,BET THERES BEEN A COCKATOO IN THERE THEN surprised

17 Oct 2004

When desperate for a crap:
I've got a turtles head lol

:lol: :lol:
Or
I'm touching cloth !! confused

:? :? :? :lol:

17 Oct 2004

Or touchin cloth Sarge , or perhaps you have one in the bomb bay

17 Oct 2004

Ive always liked
If brains was dynamite he couldnt blow his hat off

17 Oct 2004

when talking about someone you really fancy,,,,,I,D CRAWL THRU MUCK N BULLETS JUST TO THROW STONES AT HER SHIT

17 Oct 2004

hehehe
Horny , Ive heard one very similar , but its crawl thru broken glass to throw pennies in her shit
Whic works with the shorter one " She so fine id use her shit for toothpaste" lolol

17 Oct 2004

my fave has got to be:
"Body like Baywatch, face like Crime Watch"

17 Oct 2004

"Love that chewing gum walk - very wrigley" (Courtesy of Ralph Wigham in the Simpsons).

17 Oct 2004

not the shiniest penny in the pot.
biggrin

17 Oct 2004

A few sandwiches short of a picnic
as much use as a chocolate fireguard
you'd make a better door than a window

17 Oct 2004

For someone with protruding teeth.
.... could eat an apple through a tennis racket.

17 Oct 2004

how about cheers to queers and bollox to normals

17 Oct 2004

Of someone who's a bit thrify with money - he's as tight as a crabs arse and that's water tight!
Someone who excells at BJ's - she could suck start a chieftan tank
T-J

17 Oct 2004

suck a golf ball through a hose

17 Oct 2004

it's a bit pigs tail to be getting up..
as in twirly twirly

17 Oct 2004

For someone with big ears.....
He'll slap himself to death in the wind

17 Oct 2004

Personal tried and tested favourites -
" S/he's got a face only a mother could love"
"I wouldn't give him/her the steam off my piss"
"S/he doesn't know his arse from his elbow"
"S/he couldn't find his/her arse with both hands and a torch"

17 Oct 2004

One for a hangover
"been visited by the beer monkey, he shat in my mouth :shock: , jumped on my head, and changed all the notes for coppers"

18 Oct 2004

:lol
She will suck you in and blow you out in bubbles.
Fred:

18 Oct 2004

Talk a glass eye to sleep
Talk the hind legs off a donkey
Here's your coat - what's your hurry?

18 Oct 2004

"Shes smuggling peanuts!"
Someone with erect nipples! lol

18 Oct 2004

He,d shag the crack of dawn if he was up early enough lol

I,ve got my eye on you.....well keep it there while i get a brick :lol: :lol:
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me !!!! :lol:
The lights are on but nobody,s in rolleyes

18 Oct 2004

My stepdad always says "If things don't change, they stay the same" GROAN!
When I moved up to Teesside I discovered "you can't fall off". It's like there's no bad side to it - eg: you might say a shop has an offer on and it's really cheap so "can't fall off, can ya?"
God knows where it comes from but I've adopted it now despite being a proud Yorkie.

18 Oct 2004

As reliable as a chocolate teapot.
As reliable as an ice cream in the desert.

18 Oct 2004

As much use as a chocolate fireguard

18 Oct 2004

Quote by hornyred and dino
when your suffering from the "trots"..MY ARS HOLES LIKE A FRESH BULLET WOUND

Or, my favorite "I've got an arse like the flag of japan!"

20 Feb 2005

She's got a fanny like a badly packed kebab.....
or
She's got a fanny like a ripped out fireplace.....
Banderas.x
:shock: bolt

20 Feb 2005

He's that tight he wouldn't give a door a bang
The area was so rough Kate Adie refused to go there
They'd pinch the knickers off a Nun.
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