Strangest things

18 Jul 2004

What is the strangest thing that has be used in your sex life.
I was sat here doing some work on my PC and I had a great urge to be shagged, this comes over me occasionally and up to now I have not done anything about it, but this time I gave in and went and dug out the dildo. I spent quite some time searching for some KY but I think I got rid of the last lot, so what to do now.
In the past guys have used some strange things as lubricants butter and brilcream, so I started looking around and found some Styling Gel.
Note to myself, must carry styling gel and dildo in car, there may be another time when it will come in handy.
TS

18 Jul 2004

Quote by Twisted - Sister
Note to myself, must carry styling gel and dildo in car, there may be another time when it will come in handy. that has be used in your sex life.
TS

I'm sorry TS but that just makes me think OOOUUUCCCHH!!!!!! Doesn't it burn? :shock:
Don't think I'll be trying that particular lube out

18 Jul 2004

What style did you choose then for those anal hairs?
Centre parting, quiff or a side parting :twisted:
The WHOOSH Man

18 Jul 2004

Styling gel, ffs!!! Won't it dry and stick?!?!? Get in the bath, quick!
Do you not have any oil - like olive oil for cooking?

18 Jul 2004

Quote by SlydeWHOOSH
What style did you choose then for those anal hairs?
Centre parting, quiff or a side parting :twisted:
The WHOOSH Man

I am now looking for a nice young man with a comb to styl it for me
TS

18 Jul 2004

Quote by Marya
Won't it dry and stick?!?!? ?

Water baised with lasting hold and without stickiness.
TS

18 Jul 2004

Quote by Twisted - Sister
What style did you choose then for those anal hairs?
Centre parting, quiff or a side parting :twisted:
The WHOOSH Man

I am now looking for a nice young man with a comb to styl it for me
TS
well ive got a comb!!!
not a hair dresser mind u!!
but i do a mean parting

19 Jul 2004

Try Drapolene - it's an anti-septic nappy cream type thing..... it's water based and stays greasy for ages, and it's pink which is always a bonus........
Not sure about styling gel though :shock: wink

19 Jul 2004

Quote by gregisthegod
well ive got a comb!!!
not a hair dresser mind u!!
but i do a mean parting

So what you standing around for, get over here.
TS

19 Jul 2004

Never go looking for lube in a strange house when you're drunk is all I can say. I've ended up using clear shampoo which I thought was baby oil and exczema cream which I thought was vaseline (the tub looked similar, honest!) in the past redface

20 Jul 2004

whipped cream is the best