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Stuck in a lift

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Tan____Kinky
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George Clooney, Richard Gere, Alan Rickman and Johney Depp :smitten:
Use johneys pirate hat as the loo and shag the rest of the time oh with alan doing a voice over :inlove: hump
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Quote by TanKinky
George Clooney, Richard Gere, Alan Rickman and Johney Depp

In a pure "male bonding" way, I'd take johnny depp from your list, the guys a legend - and as a bonus, vanessa paradis will be in there too! :twisted:
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Quote by Whipsnspurs
well i'm not swedish, but i did used to play on the doncaster volleyball team

Close enough for me, congratulations, you've got the job! lol
Freckledbird
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Don't like lifts :scared: so it would have to be someone very distracting!
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Well, I'll have the guy from the Diet Coke break advert, so I can have fun, almost wear him out, have a can of coke and then he can repair the lift to get me out.
(Don't want him to be so worn out that he can't fix the lift!!)
Mrs 777 xxxxxxxxx
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Cherrytree
A port-a-loo rep.

With a sample?? :shock:
If you did I bet Harry Jones's step out from behind :giggle:
Choon thinking of applying fer that Portaloo rep's job ....
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Quote by Lilmiss
Steven Gerrard
:twisted:

EEEEWWWWW...he's moody!!!
westerross
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Quote by Bjlips2008
Steven Gerrard
:twisted:

EEEEWWWWW...he's moody!!!
He ain't and he ain't mean either....
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Can I add this to the thread >>>>

Wrote in 1962 and I think, in a way, it still stands true to-day and very funny.
It is quite a long song so get a drink first.
Enjoy
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