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its my day off today, but we have a few deliveries coming so i cant leave the house!
i cant listen to music as - i wouldnt hear the door bell ring lol
i could read but i normally fall asleep when i am relaxed reading - so i wouldnt hear the door bell!
i could have a nice relaxing bat, but the bathroom is the furthest point from the front entrance, - so i wouldnt hear the door bell.
i could chat on the phone, but guess what................ i might not hear the door bell!!! lol
#so, you lot will just have to put up with me!!!!
Quote by well_busty_babe
its my day off today, but we have a few deliveries coming so i cant leave the house!
i cant listen to music as - i wouldnt hear the door bell ring lol
i could read but i normally fall asleep when i am relaxed reading - so i wouldnt hear the door bell!
i could have a nice relaxing bat, but the bathroom is the furthest point from the front entrance, - so i wouldnt hear the door bell.
i could chat on the phone, but guess what................ i might not hear the door bell!!! lol
#so, you lot will just have to put up with me!!!!

well im here with you im sorting out my profile and my pc, fancy a coffee
i wpu;ld love a cup of tea with you, just hope the kiettle boiling is not too loud, or i might not hear the doorbell!!!!
coffee that is almost definatley coffee....cofee is also code for shag....i do believe wineman was asking if u wanted a shag x
Quote by Drewxcore
coffee that is almost definatley coffee....cofee is also code for shag....i do believe wineman was asking if u wanted a shag x

is it never knew that one :giggle: oh well busty how about it confused:
are you noisy as we might not hear the doorbell lol
Quote by Ukwineman
coffee that is almost definatley coffee....cofee is also code for shag....i do believe wineman was asking if u wanted a shag x

is it never knew that one :giggle: oh well busty how about it confused:
are you noisy as we might not hear the doorbell lol
you didnt know that one? have you never been invited in for coffe before then lol
Quote by Drewxcore
coffee that is almost definatley coffee....cofee is also code for shag....i do believe wineman was asking if u wanted a shag x

is it never knew that one :giggle: oh well busty how about it confused:
are you noisy as we might not hear the doorbell lol
you didnt know that one? have you never been invited in for coffe before then lol
you seem to forget i been in a relationship for the last 18 years till recently so no, i did not make the connection till you said.
no, i am not excessively noisey, but my bed does squeek, so ........
.... i might not hear the doorbell! lol
Quote by well_busty_babe
no, i am not excessively noisey, but my bed does squeek, so ........
.... i might not hear the doorbell! lol

I could bring a cordless doorbell and put it next to the bed, its very loud :twisted: wink
WBB either your doorbell is really quiet or your house is really big but do u think you would really not hear the bell over the sound of music, tv, kettle boiling etc?? lol
Suze xx
Quote by Drewxcore
coffee that is almost definatley coffee....cofee is also code for shag....i do believe wineman was asking if u wanted a shag x

He's back!!! and feeling as much like Drew as can be I see.. cool
Hope you are feeling much better drewy kiss
Stick a note to the front door with your telephone number and a message saying you're in but a bit deaf... can the delivery man call you when he arrives?!
Stick your phone in your pocket on vibrate and turn up the music! biggrin
Sorted! lol
Quote by Dirtygirlie
Stick a note to the front door with your telephone number and a message saying you're in but a bit deaf... can the delivery man call you when he arrives?!
Stick your phone in your pocket on vibrate and turn up the music! biggrin
Sorted! lol

but then she might get carried away with the vibration and not make it to the door in time :giggle:
just shag on the bloody stairs in front of the door and you wont miss the bell rolleyes
Earthy xx
Quote by earthchild
just shag on the bloody stairs in front of the door and you wont miss the bell rolleyes
Earthy xx

oooh I know of a couple that were doing this and when the kebab delivery man came she got up and answered the door, she had had a drink or three or four and completely knew what she was doing! :shock:
How's that for frontness??!! lol
Sooooo enquring minds want to know....did you hear the doorbell? LoL
Hope your day wasn't too boring for you hun... kiss
Leave the front door open. The delivery mine might accept the invitation! bolt
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ooh i been stuck in the house to waiting for me new tumble dryer to come only i cant test it biggrin cos silly me did all the washing yesterday and banged all the clothes on the radiator :doh: :doh: never mind im having a few blond days today i was also looking afta my baby brother he was asleep was i was chatting on msn and trying to blow a play ring up for him to sit in slightly outta breath explained to me mate wat i was doing wen she rang she said "why dont you use that foot pump you got for your airbed" erm why didnt i think o that :doh: :doh: :doh:
rolleyes
all morning im looking for a phone number to ring garage to see if my car was ready, searched high and low, i really couldnt be bothered to ring one those national rate number to call the insurance to see where they sent my car to be repaired.
I thought what hell i'll just wait til garage call when its ready.
Anyway i stepped out the door to go to shops when i spoted the courtsy car with its number plastered all over it!!!!!!!!