Stupid british laws...

Warming the Bed

8 Mar 2005

Rite....you have to be 16 to have sex.....but 18 to buy pornography.....excuse me...but surely you should buy pornography to get an incite into the real deal, and not just watch them dodgy cartoons they show you at school when sex ED comes around.
You could be spending 2 yrs of ya life putting it up the 'poop shoot - (_o_)' and wondering why you lady aint getting pregnant? lol

lil_miz_naughty_0204

Sex God

8 Mar 2005

Quote by jam@scunny
Rite....you have to be 16 to have sex.....but 18 to buy pornography.....excuse me...but surely you should buy pornography to get an incite into the real deal, and not just watch them dodgy cartoons they show you at school when sex ED comes around.
You could be spending 2 yrs of ya life putting it up the 'poop shoot - (_o_)' and wondering why you lady aint getting pregnant?

I do think some laws are stupid in this country. For example you can get married, have sex and babies all at 16 yet you cant drive till your 17 and cant get alcohol till your 18.
:roll:

ellietvslut

Master of Sex

8 Mar 2005

i think it's still legal to shoot a welshman with a bow and arrow inside the gounds of hereford cathederal.

Unknown User

8 Mar 2005

Quote by ellietvslut
i think it's still legal to shoot a welshman with a bow and arrow inside the gounds of hereford cathederal.

Sod it!! That's my weekend ruined then!
wink

mr__powers1

Sex God

8 Mar 2005

At sixteen you can go to work and start paying taxes but you can't vote !
At sixteen you can join the army learn how to kill but you can't drink alcohol !

ukkeith

Sexlightened

8 Mar 2005

And for gods sake stay out of Chester after dark

Unknown User

8 Mar 2005

Quote by da69ve
At sixteen you can go to work and start paying taxes but you can't vote !
At sixteen you can join the army learn how to kill but you can't drink alcohol !

Dunno if scottish laws different but we dont pay taxes till we're 18, just national insurance!

mr__powers1

Sex God

8 Mar 2005

Quote by fruity1976
At sixteen you can go to work and start paying taxes but you can't vote !
At sixteen you can join the army learn how to kill but you can't drink alcohol !

Dunno if scottish laws different but we dont pay taxes till we're 18, just national insurance!
Blimey....it's alright for some.....as far as i can remember i paid taxes....don't think it's changed!

ellietvslut

Master of Sex

8 Mar 2005

and as for joining the army and being taught to kill that might be true but you can't get deployed to a combat zone until your 17.5 (supposedly)

veejay

Orgasminator

8 Mar 2005

Quote by jam@scunny
Rite....you have to be 16 to have sex.....but 18 to buy pornography.....excuse me...but surely you should buy pornography to get an incite into the real deal, and not just watch them dodgy cartoons they show you at school when sex ED comes around.
You could be spending 2 yrs of ya life putting it up the 'poop shoot - (_o_)' and wondering why you lady aint getting pregnant?

But pornography is about titillation, not education. I'm sure the dodgy cartoons you may have been shown, make it clear that its the vagina thats used to get pregnant.
And is it a good idea to get pregnant at 16?

veejay

Orgasminator

8 Mar 2005

Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204

I do think some laws are stupid in this country. For example you can get married, have sex and babies all at 16 yet you cant drive till your 17 and cant get alcohol till your 18.
:roll:

And still, look at the high accident rates amongst young drivers, or the irresponsible way alcohol is consumed.

Jags

Sex God

8 Mar 2005

Quote by da69ve
At sixteen you can go to work and start paying taxes but you can't vote !
At sixteen you can join the army learn how to kill but you can't drink alcohol !

Hate to put a dampner on this rant but you CAN drink before the age of 18 - you just can't buy any alcohol. Drinking in pubs is allowed after the age of 14 in a segregated part of the bar and drinking at home under the supervision of responsible adults is allowed at any age.
Think yourselves lucky you're not in the USA - legal age for the consumption of booze is 21.
:twisted:

ChairmanMiaow

Sexpert

8 Mar 2005

Quote by jam@scunny
You could be spending 2 yrs of ya life putting it up the 'poop shoot - (_o_)' and wondering why you lady aint getting pregnant?

If you learn about sex from porn, this is exactly what you'll probably try and do. That and spray it all over her face / breasts. biggrin

mr__powers1

Sex God

8 Mar 2005

Quote by ellietvslut
and as for joining the army and being taught to kill that might be true but you can't get deployed to a combat zone until your 17.5 (supposedly)

Well thats still a year and half to train you into a fighting killing machine and paying taxes to boot!

mr__powers1

Sex God

8 Mar 2005

Quote by Jags
At sixteen you can go to work and start paying taxes but you can't vote !
At sixteen you can join the army learn how to kill but you can't drink alcohol !

Hate to put a dampner on this rant but you CAN drink before the age of 18 - you just can't buy any alcohol. Drinking in pubs is allowed after the age of 14 in a segregated part of the bar and drinking at home under the supervision of responsible adults is allowed at any age.
Think yourselves lucky you're not in the USA - legal age for the consumption of booze is 21.
:twisted:
Don't think I'll be letting our 15 year old know that one........

jam__user

Warming the Bed

8 Mar 2005

Quote by veejay
Rite....you have to be 16 to have sex.....but 18 to buy pornography.....excuse me...but surely you should buy pornography to get an incite into the real deal, and not just watch them dodgy cartoons they show you at school when sex ED comes around.
You could be spending 2 yrs of ya life putting it up the 'poop shoot - (_o_)' and wondering why you lady aint getting pregnant?

But pornography is about titillation, not education. I'm sure the dodgy cartoons you may have been shown, make it clear that its the vagina thats used to get pregnant.
And is it a good idea to get pregnant at 16?
titilation not education.....good point. Still odd tho...we all need to 'get off' especially at the peak of our youth. And as far as geting pregnant at 16....well no......I stand down redface

veejay

Orgasminator

8 Mar 2005

Quote by ChairmanMiaow

You could be spending 2 yrs of ya life putting it up the 'poop shoot - (_o_)' and wondering why you lady aint getting pregnant?

If you learn about sex from porn, this is exactly what you'll probably try and do. That and spray it all over her face / breasts. biggrin

LOL

Miss__Red

Sex God

8 Mar 2005

i pay my taxes like everyone else. im expected to follow the law like everyone else, but am i treated like everyone else?? nope i cant get married ( like id ever want to anyway) but if i wanted i should be allowed. can i change my birth cert to match my assined gender ? nope, im still waiting for the gender recognition bill to become act hopefully by july they say ...i wait with baited breath , in order for my friend ( also ts ) to change her birth cert she must become divorced then change over then become married (again ) to the person she loves for the past 10 odd years . i cant go to a surgeon to have an opperation to end my gender dysphoria untill a doctor that has no idea about gd looks down from his ivory tower and says yes you may now .. i had my last lesson for speach therepy this morning had to sit for over 50 mins in a very hot waiting room to be seen by my therepist for less than 10 minutes to be told that ive passed and will never need to go there again, although i should have been pleased by this , another mile stone and a step forward i really felt bitter that im being told how to speak , i should be able to talk how i like but im not allowed becuase if the docs dont think i sound right then i wont fit into socierty and so no opperation.. so rant over anyway laws in this country crack me up and do you think ill ever vote lmao you gotta be kiddin
one more thing you can buy a car that goes over 200 mph but your only allowed to drive at 70 if your lucky your not trapped in a 3 mile tail back that is lol

bonkers world

Re__Lapse

Sex God

8 Mar 2005

You can pass your driving test at seventeen.
Then you could buy a car that goes extremly fast.
That also cost the earth.
But you must have a green L plate on it.
(I think)
dunno

Jags

Sex God

8 Mar 2005

Quote by Re-Lapse
You can pass your driving test at seventeen.
Then you could buy a car that goes extremly fast.
That also cost the earth.
But you must have a green L plate on it.
(I think)

MUST you have a green L plate??? News to me.
:shock:

brian__potter

Forum Virgin

8 Mar 2005

Hate to put a dampner on this rant but you CAN drink before the age of 18 - you just can't buy any alcohol. Drinking in pubs is allowed after the age of 14 in a segregated part of the bar
I thought that was only allowed if your were consuming a meal...that's the law I apply in my club, thou' I'lI never let any of the short arses in!! So why worry! LOL

bonnienclyde

Sexpert

8 Mar 2005

I once read somewhere it is illegal to have anal sex with your wife but not your mistress dont know if this is an old law that is just diregarded now or whether it was altered. Also same book said you may beat your wife with a metal rod so long as it is no thicker than your thumb.
The alcohol law is a bit vague I think you may order alcohol at aged 14 as long as it is with a meal and you do not approach the bar to order.

Unknown User

8 Mar 2005

Quote by brian potter

Hate to put a dampner on this rant but you CAN drink before the age of 18 - you just can't buy any alcohol. Drinking in pubs is allowed after the age of 14 in a segregated part of the bar
I thought that was only allowed if your were consuming a meal...that's the law I apply in my club, thou' I'lI never let any of the short arses in!! So why worry! LOL

If I recall correctly young uns can drink in pubs only if it is with a meal AND they have a childrens licence. In reality many pubs dont have a childrens licence but allow drinking with food.
14yr old are allowed in nightclubs, as to be a nightclub food must be available. To get round this in most cases a condition of the public entertainment licence states a minimum age limit if 18. smile

This was accoring to a ex copper when i did my door supervisor course. :)

Peanut

Sex God

8 Mar 2005

Quote by jack_daniels72
"Liverpool Laws
It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store." :shock:
More shocking legal insanity here.......

It's also legal for a Hackney Carriage driver to urinate on his rear nearside wheel in public.

jam__user

Warming the Bed

8 Mar 2005

You can drink from the age of 6.......belive it or not. In your own home....you parents can give you a 'small amount' but if ya get pissed up of it, your liabal.

Unknown User

9 Mar 2005

I have heard it said that as a pram is technically a wheeled carriage it is illegal to "drive" one on the footpath :shock: . Seemingly a section of some 18th century law has not been repealed.