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Stupid things we do as kids!!

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Can you ever remember doing anything as a child you either look back and cringe about or laugh about!! Even something which sort of showed your sexual personality earlier than you realised!!
Just I was sitting thinking about things and I came up with these :
Taking my grandads anal supossutories into primary school and me and all my pals drawing all over the school playground with them - Some sort of early anal fixation
Going out with no knickers on when I was about ten!? - deviance and exhibitionism
Going to the swimming when i was eleven and my swimming costume falling down flashing my not very obvious tats!! - again exhibitionism
Asking for a shite instead of a kite for my birthday when I was 5?? - lets just not go there :shock:
Anybody else done any mad shit or weird stupid stuff as a child that you can remember??
Ummm... well can agree with fruity's costume, i remember i had some trunks too big for me once, was just getting out the of pool n you know how water acts like a sucktion sometimes, well, bye bye pants... the swimming pool was full at the time! redface
THat would be frowned upon these days with these new shitty laws...
rolleyes
Well im sure the other occupents had an eye full... lol
Umm I remember when i was 13 I had to take a shower with a mate who was 2 years younger when we were on holiday - we only had one shower block, all used bar 1 - and he kept asking me silly questions about certain anatomy parts... i felt so embarassed...
Too right, tho I dont really wanna grow older! Just a heck of a lot more wiser will do me... biggrin
when i was about 9 i was filling up a lighter for my mum and like a twonk i struck it i went up like a fookin tinder box lets just say i was slightly singed lol sad
Stupidest, most dangerous thing I did as a kid was playing on the railway tracks after school one summer ... one of the lines runs through Wavertree Park ... a few of us used to go there. Not sure why now!
Scariest experience ever was when we were on way home one afternoon and were stopped by some bloke - we must have been about 10/11yrs old, reckon he was late teens/early 20s - he had a stick and made us empty our pockets. I had a penknife which he nicked and threatened to stab us ... we ran off screaming, luckily he didn't run after us or we'd've been toast! Too scared to tell our parents ... thinking back on it, it's worrying what that sicko may have gone on to do since ...
Getting a bit grim ... soz!
I was in my early teens out on the grass playing football. A group of girls around the same age being girls, giggling whispering... next to us on the the grass.
I did this sliding tackle, and a moment later the laughs and giggles of the girls stopped abruptly. I got up facing the girls and they were all staring at my lower extremities. As I looked down from the tackle my trousers had ripped all the way from the bottom to my belt and every inch of my manhood was on display to this group of girls, I think it scarred them for life. Well for me it encouraged girls at school to join me behind the bike sheds wink
Yeah ...use to do that....not play though just cross railway lines as a short cut must have thought we were on some kind of adventure back then.....if i thought my kids were doing it i'd go mental!!
When I was about 9 or 10 on a foreign holiday for some reason I decided to find out what would happen if I put my finger in to one of the holes in an electrical wall socket....
The electric current went straight up my arm & across my chest, causing me to cry out in shock :shock: rolleyes
I was fine, but a couple of seconds later.... my mum walks in to the room & asks if that was me crying out.......
Wasn't me Mum, I said, knowing I would have been told off for being so stupid & daft. :roll:
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LOL at 14 i was on a beach in greece playing tennis with my step dad.... mum was filming with the new JVC......... i jumped my costumed slipped and my boobs were all on show.......... oops redface

No different in 2005 then Denise...eh????? lol :shock: :shock:
I remember hearing about teen girls experimenting with each other so I decided to show a couple of friends my mums vibrator and stripped off in front of them to play with it. The shock on their faces made me realise that it wasn't going to happen redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
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Stupidest, most dangerous thing I did as a kid was playing on the railway tracks after school one summer ... one of the lines runs through Wavertree Park ... a few of us used to go there. Not sure why now.!

Your profile says London = is there a Wavertree Park in London or would that be in Liverpool ?? If so the schools have gone but the railway is still there . smile
Fred