subject condoms

17 Jun 2004

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and
kept the same tagline..........
Sainsbury's Condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk
KFC Condoms - Finger Lickin good
Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load
Abbey National Condoms - because life is complicated enough
Coca Cola Condoms - The Real thing
Ever Ready Condoms - keep going and going
Macintosh Condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple
Pringles Condom - Once you pop, you can't stop
Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wild"
FCUK Condoms - no comment required
Muller Light Condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain
Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work
Halford Condoms - we go the extra mile
Royal mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you
Andrex Condoms - Soft, Strong and very very long
Renault Condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal Condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
Ronseal quick-drying Condoms - it's dry and waterproof in about 30
minutes
Domestos Condoms - gets right under the rim!!!!
Heineken Condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg Condoms - Probably the best condom in the world
Mars Condom - a condom a day helps you work rest and play
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
Polo Condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!!)
Nokia Condoms - Connecting people
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cos yer worth it lol

17 Jun 2004

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That has to be the funniest thing I have read in ages Harry..... Have you been thinking about that one for long??.... I think you need something to keep your mind occupied... :shock: :shock: :shock:
Shireen
xx

17 Jun 2004

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17 Jun 2004

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Can anyome else come up with more...Puts thinking cap on :idea:
How about...er
Gillette condoms...The best a man can get!
Tango condoms...You've been tangoed!
Frys Turkish Delight condoms...a touch of eastern promise!
Milk Tray condoms...The lady loves milk tray!
Black Magic condoms...What's the secret of the black magic box?
Opel Fruits Condoms...Made to make your mouth water!
lol

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17 Jun 2004

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I love the thread harry.......... kiss

17 Jun 2004

kwik fit condoms you cant get quicker than a kwik fit fitter

17 Jun 2004

What a great thread biggrin

BMW , the perfect fucking machine , my bank balance bore this out when I owned one

17 Jun 2004

That was GREAT Harry - I'm totally

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :!: Well done!
My contribution:
Microsoft condoms ... Where do you want to go today?

17 Jun 2004

Quote by daisy saisy
that was hilarious. i just had to share it with another forum i belong to. Don't worry i gave credit where credit is due. Even though i did not mention the site. I mean, i don't want them thinking i am a sexual freak or what not

I think Harry and Wendy should have referenced ' ' Funny condom advertising! Although It's a great find!
But good effort to those who have added to the list!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx

17 Jun 2004

Condor condoms................ Ahhhhh condom
BT condoms ........... Keeping people connected,or should that be keeping ppl erected lol

17 Jun 2004

Norwich Union Condoms...................Scrote me happy!
Delmonte condoms.........................the man from delmote he says YYEEESSS!
Macdonalds Condoms..................................mmmmm.... Im lovin it!
Budweiser..........................The King Of Condoms
Bounty condoms......................the taste of paradise
and finally the best one
Pedigree Chum..........................Top breeders reccomend it biggrin

17 Jun 2004

Bodington's: The cream of Manchester!
Strongbow: Nothing else quite hits the mark. (or was this for a painkiller?)
Mrs RSAB2 xxx

17 Jun 2004

"Same time tomorrow?" - Diet Pepsi,
"Good to the last drop." - Maxwell House coffee
"Get more" - T-Mobile
"Rip. Mix. Burn" - Apple Computer
"It's better with the butterfly" - Microsoft
Sadly all nicked from
Mrs RSAB2 xxx

17 Jun 2004

Going slighly off wack.....
Sky's tell a friend. . . . "I want to do it with everyone"
Esso . . . . "Put a tiger in your tank"
England's world cup win against germany. . . . "They think its all over... it is now"
Derbyshire county council. . . . "Providing a service for people"
Master card condoms. . . . "Not getting the clap... priceless"
Fruit pastels condoms. . . "You just gota chew it"
Opel fruit condoms. . . "Made to make your mouth water"
Tizer condoms. . . . "Its a red thing"
Star treck condoms. . . "to boldly go where no man has been before"
Buffy condoms. . . "the vampire slayer"
CND condoms. . . "make love not war"
Skittles condoms. . . "taste the rainbow"

18 Jun 2004

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18 Jun 2004

Isn't there an advert now for TROJAN condoms...I think that says it all!!!
Great thread lol

18 Jun 2004

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18 Jun 2004

TSB - The bank that likes to say "Yes, YES...GOD, YES!!!!"