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My friends needs cheering up big time. He is trying to recover from a 'romance' that went wrong and I feel he needs a little therapy. I shall be seeing him this weekend but I'm looking for suggestions to brighten his day...
His tastes are wide and varied and include BDSM, role play (He's mostly dominant) and all kinds of vanilla stuff as well.
Any thoughts? How do I get him to 'snap out of it'?
Ta
Hxx
Heather,
I've spent alot of time thinking about this...
I reckon one of your blow jobs would do it wink
xxxxxxxxxxxxx
(cya soon biggrin )
I don't think you can accelerate nature , for 2 weeks you want to die :cry: , then you start taking an interest in living again rolleyes , 2 years later you look back at how she behaved and wonder what you ever saw in the bitch. mad Thats the price of admission to the game , and we all pay it , or don't play , in our case I suppose we choose life , and pay .
However walking up to him announcing you have not got any knickers on and grabbing his dick might just take his mind off it ! :shock:
Quote by Lucifer
Heather,
I've spent alot of time thinking about this...
I reckon one of your blow jobs would do it wink
xxxxxxxxxxxxx
(cya soon biggrin )

Lucifer; I don't think that you spent any time thinking about that suggestion lol
Heather; May I suggest that sex is completely off the agenda. Rather, you should have an evening of relaxation - maybe watching Arsenal DVD's or some light knitting. confused
Failing that; maybe try a marathon Scrabble session.
These things always work for me - and never fail to leave the lady 'gasping for more'
Kind Regards
Paul
Some sage words, fellas... the stuff of which we come to expect here. biggrin
Flipper... thanks fot that. It made me think. I can't really accelerate thing I suppose... but he already KNOWS I don't wear knickers! :twisted:
Lucifer... I dunno what you mean... Me? Do blowjobs? Das woz gud, ya? lol
I think maybe a visit from my alter ego 'Matron' might put me right on a few matters...?
Hxx wink
Quote by Fun365
- maybe watching Arsenal DVD's or some light knitting. confused

Or maybe you would prefer to stab yourself in the eye with the knitting needles rather than watching the Arse DVDs. I know I would!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: wink
He needs some Kava Kava, unfortunately its now illegal in this country as our wonderful goverment prefer us to use perscribed anti depresants, supplied by the large medical manufacturers, who jus happen to donate huge sums to both of the two major political parties. However a search on google will find him a supplier in Germany.
Believe me they work wonders in these circumstances and not addictive.
An inflatable tranny , I guess post op it needs a puncture repair patch . And I thought I knoew it all before I joined SH!
Quote by Sgt Bilko
- maybe watching Arsenal DVD's or some light knitting. confused

Or maybe you would prefer to stab yourself in the eye with the knitting needles rather than watching the Arse DVDs. I know I would!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: wink
Well said boink :boink: :boink:
Or perhaps a blow up doll or Thierey Henry and a baseball bat, i know that'd cheer me up biggrin :D :D :D lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
The poor guys ego has been damaged, or at least put out of balance.
He needs to restore equilibrium.
In my experience this can be done by going out on the raz and pulling.
It make you feel wanted again.....
Obviously if your very drunk the pulling is easier (more confidence and lower standards!).
Think of the first pull as the first step back on the ladder of happiness.
andy
With someone like you Heather, I would have thought just being there was enough. Even though he's had a rough time he's luckier than most if you are.
Being wanted is the most important thing now i would think. If it's sex then 'you need him!!'
That's an extremely nice thing to say, T.E. Thanks!
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Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
- maybe watching Arsenal DVD's or some light knitting. confused

Or maybe you would prefer to stab yourself in the eye with the knitting needles rather than watching the Arse DVDs. I know I would!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: wink
Well said boink :boink: :boink:
Or perhaps a blow up doll or Thierey Henry and a baseball bat, i know that'd cheer me up biggrin :D :D :D lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Life is too short to get bitter :lol:
Paul
Heather just be your usual sexy self and you'll have him excited in no time.....
Maybe it's time to bring out the Purple Basque again...... :twisted:
Quote by Heather
My friends needs cheering up big time. He is trying to recover from a 'romance' that went wrong and I feel he needs a little therapy. I shall be seeing him this weekend but I'm looking for suggestions to brighten his day...
His tastes are wide and varied and include BDSM, role play (He's mostly dominant) and all kinds of vanilla stuff as well.
Any thoughts? How do I get him to 'snap out of it'?
Ta
Hxx

Heather, hows about arranging a gangbang for him, at least, it would take his mind off his broken romance. :silly:
Quote by Falcon
My friends needs cheering up big time. He is trying to recover from a 'romance' that went wrong and I feel he needs a little therapy. I shall be seeing him this weekend but I'm looking for suggestions to brighten his day...
His tastes are wide and varied and include BDSM, role play (He's mostly dominant) and all kinds of vanilla stuff as well.
Any thoughts? How do I get him to 'snap out of it'?
Ta
Hxx

Heather, hows about arranging a gangbang for him, at least, it would take his mind off his broken romance. :silly:
I had a broken romance in 1984 girls , where do I send off for the "entitles bearer to one gang bang " voucher ?
Quote by JudyTV
An inflatable Tranny should do the trick.

Is that like the wind up tranny that works without batteries? rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Mal
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