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Sex God
Quote by artificer
Oh nice one Harry! I've seen that..Horizontal Tango..that's when you lie on top of an unsuspecting girl , whisper sweet nothings in her ear, and your mate rushes in and whacks her across the chops with a big orange thing.......or am I getting confused again??
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: does it HAVE to be an orange thing? <snicker>
Sex God
It takes two to tango,
Or three, or maybe more.
You could use a strawberry,
But some prefer mango.
Spill the fridge on the floor,
Whip cream and make merry.
It takes two to salsa,
Or more, I have been told.
A firm floor is desired,
Not one made of balsa.
It's a dance for the bold,
Not those who are tired.
It takes two to foxtrot,
As does all romancing.
There is no need for checks,
I have not lost the plot.
I'm talking of dancing,
And not dreaming of sex.
(I know it's bad. I'm new at this)
Or three, or maybe more.
You could use a strawberry,
But some prefer mango.
Spill the fridge on the floor,
Whip cream and make merry.
It takes two to salsa,
Or more, I have been told.
A firm floor is desired,
Not one made of balsa.
It's a dance for the bold,
Not those who are tired.
It takes two to foxtrot,
As does all romancing.
There is no need for checks,
I have not lost the plot.
I'm talking of dancing,
And not dreaming of sex.
(I know it's bad. I'm new at this)
Quote by Angel Chat
Oh nice one Harry! I've seen that..Horizontal Tango..that's when you lie on top of an unsuspecting girl , whisper sweet nothings in her ear, and your mate rushes in and whacks her across the chops with a big orange thing.......or am I getting confused again??
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: does it HAVE to be an orange thing? <snicker>
In our local dialect, 'orange' ='pink with blue veiny bits'. Honest, no word of a lie
Quote by Angel Chat
Fancy putting a challenge like that on t'internet, Steve and Harry obviously clicked the search button faster than I did. But do I get a pint for having my social dance 1 and 2 and bronze and silver awards in Latin American dancing, and therefore possibly having slightly more knowledge of said closed field (along with one or 2 more open fields, but we won't discuss that here ;))
Hopeful.... :angel:
Yes, you can have your pint... though you will have to dance with me now... be very afraid!!! :twisted:
I have got a confession to make though - A friend had bet me a tenner that no-one would guess who Sammy is... looks like the beers are on her!
Orgasminator
Quote by artificer
Oh nice one Harry! I've seen that..Horizontal Tango..that's when you lie on top of an unsuspecting girl , whisper sweet nothings in her ear, and your mate rushes in and whacks her across the chops with a big orange thing.......or am I getting confused again??
Heh,heh, Artificer. Keep taking the pills, and lay off the drench, get some real booze.
Harry0
Warming the Bed
As for looking like people, when i was younger i got told i looked and sounded very much like Matthew Broderick (the young lad in Ladyhawke and Project X).
Now, i'm not sure who i look like, probably Yoda knowing my luck, he he.
If anyone wants my photo so that they can tell me if i resemble anybdoy, please let me know and i will send it.
Love
Steve
xx
Now, i'm not sure who i look like, probably Yoda knowing my luck, he he.
If anyone wants my photo so that they can tell me if i resemble anybdoy, please let me know and i will send it.
Love
Steve
xx
Look a likes
Bryan Ferry (as a teenager)
Joey from Friends (in Barcalona last year)
Ruud van Nistelrooy (Footie style not looks)
and that spanish looking fella from eastenders some time ago (cant remember his name..
Ohh and everyone said I looked really like my Mum..shes not famous ..but she was very special!!
Bryan Ferry (as a teenager)
Joey from Friends (in Barcalona last year)
Ruud van Nistelrooy (Footie style not looks)
and that spanish looking fella from eastenders some time ago (cant remember his name..
Ohh and everyone said I looked really like my Mum..shes not famous ..but she was very special!!
Sex God
Quote by jivingjohn
Yes, you can have your pint... though you will have to dance with me now... be very afraid!!! :twisted:
I have got a confession to make though - A friend had bet me a tenner that no-one would guess who Sammy is... looks like the beers are on her!
Ah, well, at least you don't have to buy all these pints out of your own pocket. And as I've already been turned down for dancing with Mr Writer, at least now I know I'll get a dance. Be warned though, I got all those medals when I was about 11, so I'm not guaranteed to remember the steps now!
:angel:
Cliff Richard - I will scan the photo in of the two of us together and you can judge for yourselves - if I can find it)
Kit - closely resembles my ideal woman! 8)
Oh - but she was once mistaken for Ulrika Jonsson and asked for her autograph!
and the woman in Bucks Fizz who is NOT Cheryl Baker (sorry Fred - but if you squint your eyes you will never notice the difference)
lhk
Kat
Kit - closely resembles my ideal woman! 8)
Oh - but she was once mistaken for Ulrika Jonsson and asked for her autograph!
and the woman in Bucks Fizz who is NOT Cheryl Baker (sorry Fred - but if you squint your eyes you will never notice the difference)
lhk
Kat
Upon meeting one of the regular contributors to this Forum at the Munch-and lovely she is too-she remarked that I reminded her , in a way, of Anthony Hopkins.
She is , of course, way off the mark; there is no connection.
I am simply a dirty old lecher (the 't' being silent).
But, to show there are no hard feelings, and to reiterate how wrong she is, I propose to invite this lovely lady round for a meal:
I have some Fava Beans, a nice Chianti....and am hoping to serve up a very nice Corrie....
...now, where are you Agent Starling?.....
She is , of course, way off the mark; there is no connection.
I am simply a dirty old lecher (the 't' being silent).
But, to show there are no hard feelings, and to reiterate how wrong she is, I propose to invite this lovely lady round for a meal:
I have some Fava Beans, a nice Chianti....and am hoping to serve up a very nice Corrie....
...now, where are you Agent Starling?.....
Quote by corrier
Upon meeting one of the regular contributors to this Forum at the Munch-and lovely she is too-she remarked that I reminded her , in a way, of Anthony Hopkins.
She is , of course, way off the mark; there is no connection.
I am simply a dirty old lecher (the 't' being silent).
But, to show there are no hard feelings, and to reiterate how wrong she is, I propose to invite this lovely lady round for a meal:
I have some Fava Beans, a nice Chianti....and am hoping to serve up a very nice Corrie....
...now, where are you Agent Starling?.....
Oh Arti when you said you would eat me didnt really believe you meant it. :shock: Wheres my leather bondage gear he wont get through that. And yes you good looker you do look like Anthony Hopkins
