Surgery on your bits

24 Nov 2010

Would you take the offer of surgery on your sex bits, if it was at no cost to you. if you had the opportunity? You know the sort of thing. As a bloke you could get your love hammer increased in legth or girth or both, would you go for it? Or if as a woman would you ave your fanny reshaped and or tightened, would you?
I'm not unhappy with what i've got as its served me well in the past and continues to do so thankfully but I'm not sure curiosity and the idea that bigger than you got naturally is better. I think I might be tempted. It would be interesting to try out owning and using something like a really thick 11" man bat. biggrin

24 Nov 2010

Dont think so. I dont think they offer operations for girth increase and length increase is only cosmetic in the placid state as the hard on does not actually get any longer. I quite like mine lol

Its not to small not to big and most of all neat smile

not too much bulging veins which I am not keen on in a strictly straight way. So, no think I would not be interested.

24 Nov 2010

i have often though that my labia lips were too large and protruding so yes perhaps make them smaller and neater

24 Nov 2010

I had the snip a few years back and had complications so I'd say a big nooo to any surgery, especially free as I'd suspect they were practicing on me. I got taunted for ages when I let the girls at the college practice on my hair lol

25 Nov 2010

Quote by Kaznkev
Its not surgery but i would have a certain area bleached if i could.

You mean your arse hole? lol

25 Nov 2010

Quote by Freckledbird
Its not surgery but i would have a certain area bleached if i could.

You mean your arse hole? lol

Don't hold back now Fb biggrin

25 Nov 2010

Quote by Freckledbird
Its not surgery but i would have a certain area bleached if i could.

You mean your arse hole? lol

People actually do that?! :shock:
Why? dunno

25 Nov 2010

Google is your friend biggrin

25 Nov 2010

Quote by Lost
Google is your friend

Good grief! :shock:
I'm growing old disgracefully, without bleaching my arse!! :twisted:

25 Nov 2010

Quote by Lost
Its not surgery but i would have a certain area bleached if i could.

You mean your arse hole? lol

Don't hold back now Fb biggrin

Do I ever? :lol:
And DG, yes they do!

25 Nov 2010

Well having just read the list of what is in it, I think half a lemon rubbed on relevant bits would do the same thing! :giggle:

25 Nov 2010

I prefer the Procul Harem brand.
A whiter shade of pile.

25 Nov 2010

Quote by Lost
Would you take the offer of surgery on your sex bits, if it was at no cost to you.

About five years ago, I had to have a surgical procedure on my undercarriage.
When I woke up from the anasthetic I was black and blue from my knees to my waist, and unable to work for a month....
It certainly would make me think twice about letting anybody else near me wearing a white gown and carrying a knife.

25 Nov 2010

Quote by Lost
Its not surgery but i would have a certain area bleached if i could.

You mean your arse hole? lol

Don't hold back now Fb biggrin

I honestly though you were on about bleaching your hair originally! :silly:

25 Nov 2010

Why the hell would anyone want to bleach their anus? Thought everyone knew brown shows up more on white :lol2:

26 Nov 2010

Quote by Ian
About five years ago, I had to have a surgical procedure on my undercarriage.
When I woke up from the anasthetic I was black and blue from my knees to my waist, and unable to work for a month....
It certainly would make me think twice about letting anybody else near me wearing a white gown and carrying a knife.

I have just had surgery on my bits ...undercarriage as Ian puts it....reduced in size due to a growth.
14 days later the stitches are still making me feel like I am sitting on a rip saw every time I sit down. Whatever benefit you may feel are on offer ...trust me its not worth it.:shock::upset::scared:

26 Nov 2010

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26 Nov 2010

Quote by HugsnKisses
I've had a couple of surgeries, and I would love to have it made prettier down there , but luckily I don't have to look at it and had no complaints !

Last time i looked at it, it was fine bolt

26 Nov 2010

Any women with concerns about the beauty of their genitalia may contact me or minx for a private consultation at no charge. We both have much experience and have yet to run from the room screaming upon presentation.

26 Nov 2010

Will gift wrapped do Ben? lol

;)
This reminds me of the time my pal was going for a test 'down there' and she was paranoid about it not smelling right. So she bought that FemFresh stuff, which is like vaginal deoderant. She nearly emptied half a tin of this stuff on herself and came out of the loo looking quite pleased with herself. Off we went for her appointment completely oblivious, but her being a bit more wriggly on the bus seat than normal, we just put it down to nerves or her being allergic to the deoderant. She went in and came back out scarlet, unable to speak.
Everything was Ok with her ladygarden... Thing is, we were at a fancy dress party the weekend previous with the theme 'glitter and glamour' so we bought some glitter spray (yep, you're seeing where we're going here with this little story). Neither of us realised until we were back at her Nan's house with her curled up in post shower mortification on her bed, bright red and cursing ever buying 'FemFresh' if it had glitter built into it when we realised it was actually glitter hairspray which had been used by mistake. :lol:
It kinda put me off messing with nature for a good while, outside of regular soap and water regimes of course! I think I'm just too much of wuss to go through with surgery. Although with the boobies heading for waistband warmers at a ferocious pace, I may be tempted to change my mind at some point! :lol:

27 Nov 2010

Quote by Kaznkev
Why the hell would anyone want to bleach their anus? Thought everyone knew brown shows up more on white :lol2:

i don't like how dark it is on cam.....superficial i know lol

So this is for you then rather than the viewer? Has anyone ever complained or been put off by your previous colouring? I am just wondering to myself if a bleached ass hole would look odd to me as nearly everyone I have ever seen has some kind of colour around it :lol:

27 Nov 2010

Gift wrapped will do nicely. wink

That glitter spray story is priceless.

27 Nov 2010

Thing is, if it's only for camming, wouldn't a good dollop of foundation / concealer / facepowder do the job, or is putting make up on the winkywoo a bit too 'out there' for camming? :confused: A bit of Lizzy Arden later, lo and behold... no-one need know! lol

Not sure it's technically recommended for 'intimate areas' though. You could always try the glitter spray approach then people will be far more interested in the twinkly bits than the browner ones? Or is that just the magpie in me? dunno

Oh well... :lol:

27 Nov 2010

Look at the shiney shiney.

27 Nov 2010

Mmmmm, shiny shiny.... mmmm shiny things... mmmm shiny
Do you know, since this thread, I've been noticing things about me, my body to be more precise, and categorising bits into categories... funnily enough! lol

Things I'd have done and things I wouldn't. Is that a bit weird?
I'm also now wondering if I can make a sideline business in starfish concealer creams that are lube proof and bum friendly.
kiss

LG. x