Surreal nonsense and catching up with old friends thread.

9 Nov 2010

Quote by Jas-Tim
THe pair of you need to get in touch with Captain Birds Eye - You can supply the whole product and everyone's a winner.
If you could train the goldfish to hold their fins out at a reasonable angle warwick you could even pinch the substance of Dave and Dino's idea and have religious breaded goldfish. Just need a catchy name to market them and I'm sure someonewould have some ideas.

I'm willing to get involved provided some of the proceeds from any sales go directly into researh with a view to eradicating 'breadface disease' To see an old friends freckles gradually turn to croutons has been distressing.
I've even read about a couple of sufferers who made a pact to end it all, but wanted the world to hear about it and wanted to associate their passing with bread or a bread associated product to max out the publicity. Eventually they plunged thier heads into the toamato soup urn at thier local Little Chef. Fortunately they were pulled out by a concerned employee, who told them to fuck off down the road to the motorway services. where they were serving vegetable soup that day which is less viscose and therefore easier to become over saturated in.

10 Nov 2010

A noble sentiment Dave. The thought that my pain might be someone else's gain would bring me some small crumb ((( no pun intended! ))) of comfort and of course we should take every advantage of the opportunities life throws in our path in these financially challenging times we live in. Unfortunately, I can see the odd teensy weensy little flaw in Jas' plan.
I wouldn't claim to be some sort of expert on the whole religiously themed foodstuffs industry, so I might be speaking out of turn, but assuming we could get my facial residues past the Food Standards Agency in the first place I'm just not sure that Crucified Cod is really gonna fly? dunno

N x x x ;)

10 Nov 2010

Quote by neilinleeds
A noble sentiment Dave. The thought that my pain might be someone else's gain would bring me some small crumb ((( no pun intended! ))) of comfort and of course we should take every advantage of the opportunities life throws in our path in these financially challenging times we live in. Unfortunately, I can see the odd teensy weensy little flaw in Jas' plan.
I wouldn't claim to be some sort of expert on the whole religiously themed foodstuffs industry, so I might be speaking out of turn, but assuming we could get my facial residues past the Food Standards Agency in the first place I'm just not sure that Crucified Cod is really gonna fly?
N x x x ;)

You might be right and like you I'm struggling to find a suitable name. My immediate thought was 'Angel Fish' but thats already been taken by eeermm Angel fish.
I also thought of sticking twelve in a box and calling it 'The Fish Supper' maybe do eleven goldfish and chuck in one stickleback, looks the same as the others, but a wrong un, a Judas, even comes with it's own spikes, but figured that it's obvious connection would mean folk would only buy it the once.
I'm playing around with the two fishes and five loaves connection, but can see that might be self depricating given what we are dealing with and calling it 'Two fishes and some other bits' ain't gonna disguise the fact that I've come full circle and ended up back at 'bread'

14 Nov 2010

Up north, Fish butties :thumbup:, keep things nice, simple and uncomplecated coz thats what punters up here like.:-)
Darn sarf. Poisson d`Or de petit pain wink

coz thats what them poncy gits like :wanker:
In Wales, Welsh gold rarebit... coz the welsh like to have summat welsh in the dish`s name, none of em really know what the fuck goes in it but its got a welsh connection so they`ll love it. :thumbup:
Scotchland,,, batter it n deep fry it n call it ginger fish supper. :wink:
I think were well on the way to our first million here fellas :thumbup: