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Surreal nonsense and catching up with old friends thread.
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Sex God
Not good so far - but Poirot has just started - it'll do until something better offers. 
Orgasminator
I've got jet lag and I'm too tired to say anyt....zzzzzzzzzz:sleeping:
Sex God
Quote by Dawnie
I was finishing off a scarf I was knitting, sorry
That's just reminded me of something but it's a secret
You'll like it though I promise :)
Sex God
SORRY, IS THIS BETTER?
Sex God
So far this evening... I have:
Been to the pub
Gone for diesel
Done some shopping
Eaten dinner
Hoovered my flat
Packed more shoes
Packed my weekend *cough* bag (read suitcase)
Wrapped presents
Cleaned out Digby
Blethered on the phone
Changed my sheets
Packed my duvet
And now I'm painting my toes! :bounce:
:mrgreen:
Been to the pub
Gone for diesel
Done some shopping
Eaten dinner
Hoovered my flat
Packed more shoes
Packed my weekend *cough* bag (read suitcase)
Wrapped presents
Cleaned out Digby
Blethered on the phone
Changed my sheets
Packed my duvet
And now I'm painting my toes! :bounce:
:mrgreen:
Orgasminator
I stubbed my toe earlier tonight, I made a big noise then! A very big noise. Possibly I've broken it. But the bruising that's appearing is really set off by the nail varnish. It's looking lovely now.
Sexlightened
I was watching the inbetweeners and laughing myself silly. If that makes me juvenile, so be it
Sex God
Quote by PitNKit
I was watching the inbetweeners and laughing myself silly. If that makes me juvenile, so be it
Fuck your fucking fanny off you fucking twat?
Was that it? Mrs Tweeky and I laughed so much we had to rewind 3 mins to see the bits we missed. Inbetweeners, it just gets better all the time :mrgreen:
Orgasminator
Quote by kentswingers777
Just a thought late into a Saturday morning.
I would say is more towards early on a Sat morning.... late being 11ish
Sex God
Quote by flower411
Does that mean ya all busy shaggin or is there summat good on the telly ?
Sex God
I'm trying to replicate that state of mind that allows people to walk barefoot on hot coals withouut feeling pain, obviousely i cant use hot coals for fear of damaging the carpet so Ive opted for a six pack of Iced Gems laid out iced side up. If I dont go for it then the dog gets a treat.
Sex God
Ah yes sorry flower, I assumed folk knew they were a small biscuit with a sharp iceing topping, its one of my favourite snacks. I think they came out of one of them governnment retraining schemes when the fashion for artexed ceilings fell flat leaving a lot of folk with the skills to make sharp repetitive swirls on a flat surface, with nowt to do, hence the iced gem biscuit.
Quote by davej
Ah yes sorry flower, I assumed folk knew they were a small biscuit with a sharp iceing topping, its one of my favourite snacks. I think they came out of one of them governnment retraining schemes when the fashion for artexed ceilings fell flat leaving a lot of folk with the skills to make sharp repetitive swirls on a flat surface, with nowt to do, hence the iced gem biscuit.
I think id have a re think about using iced jems straight off dave, them buggers are lethal under foot.
Start off with crisps or maybe monster munches, remember to avoid salt n vinager flavours though cos if you sustain a snack based foot injury it`ll sting like a bastard.
For the next level i suggest a full week of training with that good ole family favourite, the cornflake.
Then and only then should you take on the iced gem, but remember FOCUS!! FOCUS""
I wish you good luck and look forward to hearing how you did
Sex God
Quote by Dino
Ah yes sorry flower, I assumed folk knew they were a small biscuit with a sharp iceing topping, its one of my favourite snacks. I think they came out of one of them governnment retraining schemes when the fashion for artexed ceilings fell flat leaving a lot of folk with the skills to make sharp repetitive swirls on a flat surface, with nowt to do, hence the iced gem biscuit.
I think id have a re think about using iced jems straight off dave, them buggers are lethal under foot.
Start off with crisps or maybe monster munches, remember to avoid salt n vinager though cos if you sustain a snack based foot injury it`ll sting like a bastard.
For the next level i suggest a full week of training with that good ole family favourite, the cornflake.
Then and only then should you take on the iced gem, but remember FOCUS!! FOCUS""
I wish you good luck and look forward to hearing how you did
Bloody hell - Davej and Dino :bounce: :bounce:
FB waves madly at the long lost lovely men
Sex God
Quote by Dino.
I think id have a re think about using iced jems straight off dave, them buggers are lethal under foot.
Start off with crisps or maybe monster munches, remember to avoid salt n vinager though cos if you sustain a snack based foot injury it`ll sting like a bastard.
For the next level i suggest a full week of training with that good ole family favourite, the cornflake.
Then and only then should you take on the iced gem, but remember FOCUS!! FOCUS""
I wish you good luck and look forward to hearing how you did
Ah Dino remember Im not useing hot coals to preserve the carpet and now you suggest I throw my cornflakes down for a week as a starter instead. Clearly you've never spilt milk in the boot of your car and suffered the resultant odour else you wouldn't suggest I chuck my morning cornflakes onto the Axminster. At around 300ml per serving thats a lot of milk soaking in through the week.
Sex God
"If you plant rice, rice will grow. If you plant fear, fear will grow."
Sex God
Quote by davej
Ah yes sorry flower, I assumed folk knew they were a small biscuit with a sharp iceing topping, its one of my favourite snacks. I think they came out of one of them governnment retraining schemes when the fashion for artexed ceilings fell flat leaving a lot of folk with the skills to make sharp repetitive swirls on a flat surface, with nowt to do, hence the iced gem biscuit.
Drink meets monitor moment!
Sex God
Quote by flower411
FB waves madly at the long lost lovely men
OI
And flower !!
FB waves at Flower too
Sex God
Quote by essex34m
FB waves madly at the long lost lovely men
Cheers.
Fb waves madly and flashes her tits at Widey
Quote by davej
Ah Dino remember Im not useing hot coals to preserve the carpet and now you suggest I throw my cornflakes down for a week as a starter instead. Clearly you've never spilt milk in the boot of your car and suffered the resultant odour else you wouldn't suggest I chuck my morning cornflakes onto the Axminster. At around 300ml per serving thats a lot of milk soaking in through the week.
ok, fair point, forget cornflakes, go straight into the monster munches, quavers and then.. my friend....the ace up your sleeve, your secret weapon...them iced gems wont even make a mark, not once youve practiced with pork scratchins :thumbup:.
And to save the axminster shove a bit of newspaper down first, and after, a good goin over with the Dyson should finish the job nicely :thumbup:
