Survey, Have you used .........

26 Oct 2005

Hi, Just a nosey survey, Just for fun.....
Have you used anything wierd to masturbate with??? wink

Paul.

26 Oct 2005

yes my ex wife she's bloody weird rolleyes

26 Oct 2005

Quote by Paul_Horwich
Hi, Just a nosey survey, Just for fun.....
Have you used anything wierd to masturbate with???
Paul.

Well since I'm nosey too . . . why don't you start by telling us if you have? :P
Perhaps a mod could move this into the Cafe, since it's not about arranging a meet :wink:
Tracy-Jayne

26 Oct 2005

Lol...good one markz

26 Oct 2005

Quote by RedHot
Perhaps a mod could move this into the Cafe, since it's not about arranging a meet

:thumbup:

26 Oct 2005

define wierd?

26 Oct 2005

wierd???
why does retail therapy work for women but not men

26 Oct 2005

Quote by markz
wierd???
why does retail therapy work for women but not men

what for masturbating with?

26 Oct 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
wierd???
why does retail therapy work for women but not men

what for masturbating with?
Does that mean the shops are full of wankers rotflmao

DD

26 Oct 2005

a bloke i knew tried with a dyson hoover pipe....but i think it was just a whirlwind romance..... surprised

i suppose you could try it anally for some "syclonic irregation" rolleyes

Also met a girl who liked the old tomatoe sauce bottles allway's a bit dodgy if you had dinner round there...!!!

26 Oct 2005

Quote by RedHot
Hi, Just a nosey survey, Just for fun.....
Have you used anything wierd to masturbate with???
Paul.

Well since I'm nosey too . . . why don't you start by telling us if you have? :P
Perhaps a mod could move this into the Cafe, since it's not about arranging a meet :wink:
Tracy-Jayne
:thumbup: I second that.

26 Oct 2005

I remember at school their being story's going round about a girl using a test tube and it breaking inside her - think it might have been one of those urban myths...

26 Oct 2005

As a hormonal young teenager i had a mate who explained if you cut a hole in a pillow and filled the hole with mushy banana it was exactly like the real thiing :shock:
It wasn't sad

Its messy

and explaining to your mum was awkward :P

26 Oct 2005

A Davey Crocket Hat
Define Wierd - Wierd is something that is not usual to use for self pleasuring.
Normal things are ...eg - A hand, Vibrator, Dildo, Wife/Hubby, Your bosses Aloa Vera tissus.
Paul

26 Oct 2005

My other hand :silly:

26 Oct 2005

A man

S xx

26 Oct 2005

Quote by markz
wierd???
why does retail therapy work for women but not men

It beg to differ......It worked for me last weekend...bought a nice BMW..that certainly cheered me up.... wink

CheekyChimp..... cool

26 Oct 2005

Quote by cheekychimp
wierd???
why does retail therapy work for women but not men

It beg to differ......It worked for me last weekend...bought a nice BMW..that certainly cheered me up.... wink

CheekyChimp..... cool

[/quote
its called your feminine side biggrin

27 Oct 2005

Quote by Paul_Horwich
A Davey Crocket Hat
Define Wierd - Wierd is something that is not usual to use for self pleasuring.
Normal things are ...eg - A hand, Vibrator, Dildo, Wife/Hubby, Your bosses Aloa Vera tissus.
Paul

Davey is gonna be pissed off when he finds out.

27 Oct 2005

just a nosey survey

are you taking the feckin' piss or what? mad

but since you ask . . . .
you mean summat like taking an apple corer to a microwaved honeydew melon, and all that malarkey? dunno

neil x x x x :P

27 Oct 2005

Someone I knew as a lad (no, it wasn't me!) put their fella in a milk bottle and managed to get themselves stuck in it. He called an ambulance, as I remember. lol

I remember seeing some tv show years ago about people arriving in A&E with all manner of strange things lodged up their rear ends etc..