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surviving PMS..... a guide for men
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: I like that.nice one 
My wife recently complained 'I'm having a really heavy period and it's getting me down' Perhaps I should have considered my response more when I said 'Well honey you've being having them every month for at least the last 16 years so you should be used to them by now' - you can guess the response !!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
My wife recently complained 'I'm having a really heavy period and it's getting me down' Perhaps I should have considered my response more when I said 'Well honey you've being having them every month for at least the last 16 years so you should be used to them by now' - you can guess the response !!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
Sexpert
Now that is living life on the edge!!! :shock:
Sexpert
Quote by DeeCee
Now that is living life on the edge!!! :shock:
is there any other place to live it????
Yep, in the middle.....
of a whole load of sexy swinging bodies
Sexpert
Quote by DeeCee
Now that is living life on the edge!!! :shock:
is there any other place to live it????
Yep, in the middle.....
of a whole load of sexy swinging bodies
good answer..........
maybe i need to re-find myself........
Or have others find you in the middle of said pile of bodies :P :thumbup:
I will take this opportunity to apologise to my husband!!!!!
I am an absolute 100% bitch!! but only for 2 maybe 3 , 4 days a month, nothing he does, says nothing is right! and I let him know!. But I don't treat him that special I'm also like that at work!! and I work with mostly men!! and I think they have a secret calendar for the red cross days!!
But for the other 31/2 weeks I'm an absolute angel honest!!!!!
Mrs Goodtimez
I am an absolute 100% bitch!! but only for 2 maybe 3 , 4 days a month, nothing he does, says nothing is right! and I let him know!. But I don't treat him that special I'm also like that at work!! and I work with mostly men!! and I think they have a secret calendar for the red cross days!!
But for the other 31/2 weeks I'm an absolute angel honest!!!!!
Mrs Goodtimez
Quote by Suffolk-cpl
Now that is living life on the edge!!! :shock:
is there any other place to live it????
Yep, in the middle.....
of a whole load of sexy swinging bodies
good answer..........
maybe i need to re-find myself........
Or have others find you in the middle of said pile of bodies :P :thumbup:
even better
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Thank you for your comments but may I fill you in with more oooeeer!
I buy my wife a boquet of flowers every week, give her a very generour allowance for shopping. Buy lovey dovey cards at least once a week. Give her massages, run her baths, buy desigener everything which, considering we love Versace apparell is pricey. Cook meals at least once a week (and I mean cook, not some ready made stuff or from a jar). Shower her with love and affection, and allow her to be a lady of leasure - not to mention how much the cosmetic surgeon fees and Botox comes to!
And knowing her inside out, I knew that she was playing on it (to sqeeze the last bit out of me which I felt was taking the piss)- and so was being honest
Haven't you ever played on it to get what you want: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I buy my wife a boquet of flowers every week, give her a very generour allowance for shopping. Buy lovey dovey cards at least once a week. Give her massages, run her baths, buy desigener everything which, considering we love Versace apparell is pricey. Cook meals at least once a week (and I mean cook, not some ready made stuff or from a jar). Shower her with love and affection, and allow her to be a lady of leasure - not to mention how much the cosmetic surgeon fees and Botox comes to!
And knowing her inside out, I knew that she was playing on it (to sqeeze the last bit out of me which I felt was taking the piss)- and so was being honest
Haven't you ever played on it to get what you want
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