suspicious

13 Jan 2005

Yeah .. we all believe that loads of people stumble across this site whilst accidentally looking for something innocent! NOT rolleyes

Come one peeps.. admit it.. you are bloody perves like the rest of us! :twisted:
From now on I propose that anyone joining with such a lame excuse should be made to prove how they â€œaccidentallyâ€ got here â€“ show us the trail they followed! Lol confused

And for all those who have claimed this in the pastâ€¦ I hereby announce a joining amnesty.
For ONE WEEK ONLY anyone who found the site under false pretences can admit it in this thread and be forgiven for their sins. :P
After that there will be a no-mercy â€œoutingâ€ of the rest. :twisted:
Come on peepsâ€¦ be proud to be perves!
lol

comrade WBB

13 Jan 2005

I was looking for advice on the best way to construct a rope swing from a tree in our garden and thought Swinging Heaven sounded just the thing. redface

13 Jan 2005

Quote by PoloLady
I was looking for advice on the best way to construct a rope swing from a tree in our garden and thought Swinging Heaven sounded just the thing.

see what i mean! rolleyes

pololady.. u have one last chance! lol

:lol: :lol:

13 Jan 2005

No other reason than being a perv for me like.
redface

13 Jan 2005

Quote by well_busty_babe
I was looking for advice on the best way to construct a rope swing from a tree in our garden and thought Swinging Heaven sounded just the thing.

see what i mean! rolleyes

pololady.. u have one last chance! lol

:lol: :lol:
I had a long length of rope and a plank of wood. Having never set-up a rope swing before, I wanted to get some ideas to ensure comfort, safety and swingability.
I asked Jeeves..."swinging, how do I get started?" Top of the search results was Swinging Heaven. With such a name I assumed it was a site for people who loved to build rope swings... like fishing heaven and dress-making heaven or rowing heaven!
I don't want to build the swing anymore and have a new use for the length of rope and plank of wood!
Honestly it is true!

13 Jan 2005

I was trying to find .
Honest.
Lb :love:

13 Jan 2005

found it on a link from another site i think confused

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can,t really remember rolleyes

13 Jan 2005

WBB, I honestly admit to trying to find out what the bloomin hell Kat found more addictive than me :shock:
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em lol

:lol: :lol:
Here's to SH wink

13 Jan 2005

I did find this sight by mistake... well not excatly true. cause i was looking for something that brought me hear.
i've told this tale many times but i'll say it again ( starting to sound like uncle ablert)
once upon a time i was sitting in my mates car eating a Mcdonolds when the topic of stan collymore came up and the dogging stuff that was in the papers. if i recall correclty i was getting the piss taken out of cause Aston Villa Losing. and he came in to the convers. then they told me that the car park that we have out McD was a dogging spot.. "Yeah right" i thought... and soon the topic changed to something else.
and on one lonley sunday afternoon i was getting bored with chatting in Lycos. and that came into my mind. so i thought i'd check the search engines.. i opened up google and typed "doggin at barr beacon" and the first entry was Swinging heaven (your welcome to go check!). so yep my mate was right. now the sight was up i thought i'd have a nose arround. when i stumbled across the chatroom. got chatting to a couple of ppl in there. and ive been here ever since.
so i did "fall" in to swinging. its not really something i thought i would be doing. but gald i am
JGL

13 Jan 2005

I mistyped "f*uck" and put fLuck instead. Brought up this site.
Can't think why dunno

13 Jan 2005

I can state quite categorically that I didn't find this site at all. I'm not nearly pervy enough to manage that :smug:
So I left it to Jon to find it and gently point me in the right direction cool

Turns out he'd been perving on here for weeks before I got let in on the secret and all the while I thought he was using the pc to chat to his brother in Germany on MSN rolleyes

:lol2:
Must confess though, I do spend more time on here than he does these days :shock: redface

Tracy-Jayne

13 Jan 2005

Quote by Rainbows
I mistyped "f*uck" and put fLuck instead. Brought up this site.
Can't think why

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I will admit to being a perv and actually looking for a swingers site..... wink

Shireen
xxx

13 Jan 2005

I read an article in the paper about Stan Collimore getting caught dogging so I typed DOGGING into google and that is how i found this site.

13 Jan 2005

We were looking for the exit .

13 Jan 2005

"Forgive me WBB for I have sinned.
I did lust after my neighbours wife, and her ass.
I did use evil prophylactics to have sex other than for the purpose of procreation.
I did watch other people perform debauched sex acts, and I was arroused by said deeds.
I did surf the internet looking deliberately for swinging sites and I entered through the gates of damnation into the site known as "Swinging Heaven" with my eyes wide open.
Mistress what is the cost of my absolution?"

13 Jan 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
We were looking for the exit .

Thank God you never found it!!!!! :shock:
Mal
wink

13 Jan 2005

Don't remember exactly but I think I just typed in "swiggingheaven" when I was pissed,or I might have been angry and put in "friggingheaven", or maybe it was "made in heaven"
Whatever.............. dunno

13 Jan 2005

I did find my way here by accident (kinda) but I can't tell you for security reasons (mainly my own lol

).

:lol:

13 Jan 2005

Don't remember exactly but I think I just typed in "swiggingheaven" when I was pissed,or I might have been angry and put in "friggingheaven", or maybe it was "made in heaven"
Whatever.............. dunno

13 Jan 2005

I googled for "Swimming Club", dont know what happened, must have misstyped or something wink

14 Jan 2005

I was trying to find Ebay - honest Guv !!!!
Well, dont you just find that, whatever you type into a search engine, it ALWAYS comes up with Ebay on the first page.

14 Jan 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
We were looking for the exit .

There's an exit???? :shock:

14 Jan 2005

I was trying to find a swinging site cos the only one I had looked at before this was was crap rolleyes

Dawn :silly:

14 Jan 2005

try typing in "swinging heaven warwick " into :shock:
I found this site whilst looking for Frank Sinatra cds lol

bollox actually Im just a randy git :twisted: anyone free today confused

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14 Jan 2005

Quote by warwick
try typing in "swinging heaven warwick " into :shock:
I found this site whilst looking for Frank Sinatra cds
bollox actually Im just a randy git :twisted: anyone free today :

Leave him outta this. He's asleep, snoring, beside me, as I type. So yeah... I'm free.

14 Jan 2005

Righty oh
Vix I shall be with you in about two hours lol

is the M5 clear confused

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14 Jan 2005

Quote by Vix
try typing in "swinging heaven warwick " into :shock:
I found this site whilst looking for Frank Sinatra cds
bollox actually Im just a randy git :twisted: anyone free today :

Leave him outta this. He's asleep, snoring, beside me, as I type. So yeah... I'm free.
Who is asleep beside you? Frank Sinatra? Oh, Randy aka Reese....sorry. rolleyes

Mike.

14 Jan 2005

i found the site whilst looking for a nice knitting pattern for me nan........ wink

14 Jan 2005

Quote by redstilletto
i found the site whilst looking for a nice knitting pattern for me nan........

And you've never cast off since then. Well, this site is an absolute purl, and never plain. Hope I'm not needling anyone. rolleyes

Mike.

14 Jan 2005

Think I get the point Mike
(ill fetch my coat) lol