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Quote by treasurechest
Just a quick question, has anyone ever been through Airport security wearing metal suspenders and if so did the buzzer things go off?
are you going away somewhere then, and frightened the "buzzer" will go off and you will be taken away for a strip search then by a burly security guard , or rather hoping
They say that belt buckles, steel rimmed glasses and watches wont set off the alarm. The settings in the UK seem to be set lower than Europe, as I have been out of the UK many times without problem but getting back through Europe and USA is a different matter. I have almost been stripped down to my underpants (glasses out of pocket, watch off, belt off, shoes off (metal sole protectors), eventually traced to a metal pin I have in my hand after a motorcycle accident many years ago 
So, metal suzzy clips should be no problem.
So, metal suzzy clips should be no problem.
Sex God
My Prince Albert has never set one off.
A pair of handcuffs did get the Guardia Civil at Barajas airport (Madrid) a bit excited once though.
After a few minutes of questions they asked "bedroom games?", gave me a wink and nodded me through!
Maybe it helped that we had the conversation in Spanish
They weren't very interested in the large metal corckscrew I had in my bag though :shock: :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol:
A pair of handcuffs did get the Guardia Civil at Barajas airport (Madrid) a bit excited once though.
After a few minutes of questions they asked "bedroom games?", gave me a wink and nodded me through!
Maybe it helped that we had the conversation in Spanish
They weren't very interested in the large metal corckscrew I had in my bag though :shock: :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: Quote by Phoenix
im afraid belt buckles do!!
Must be Manchester Airport and lax security then. I only go out via Manchester and have never had a problem, belt buckles and all (well normal belt buckles, not honking great big "half tonne of metal" belt buckles)
Stanstead, and Blackpool always cantch my h/b's ordinary sized belt!! It is a regular feature of our trips out of the country!!
Quote by treasurechest
im afraid belt buckles do!!
Must be Manchester Airport and lax security then. I only go out via Manchester and have never had a problem, belt buckles and all (well normal belt buckles, not honking great big "half tonne of metal" belt buckles)
Stanstead, and Blackpool always cantch my h/b's ordinary sized belt!! It is a regular feature of our trips out of the country!!
You know, youv'e given me visions now, Of you standing in front of the security scanner, hitching up your dress, taking off the suzzies and throwing them at the guard saying "ffs have them then"... Oooohh, I'm all horney now
Quote by Phoenix
im afraid belt buckles do!!
Must be Manchester Airport and lax security then. I only go out via Manchester and have never had a problem, belt buckles and all (well normal belt buckles, not honking great big "half tonne of metal" belt buckles)
Stanstead, and Blackpool always cantch my h/b's ordinary sized belt!! It is a regular feature of our trips out of the country!!
You know, youv'e given me visions now, Of you standing in front of the security scanner, hitching up your dress, taking off the suzzies and throwing them at the guard saying "ffs have them then"... Oooohh, I'm all horney now
dont waste that opportunity on a security guard wait til you get to the hotel first
Sex God
Quote by Darkfire
are you going away somewhere then, and frightened the "buzzer" will go off and you will be taken away for a strip search then by a burly security guard , or rather hoping
>>>>>> oooo be still my beating heart!
ops: :twisted:Heads off to ebay at high speed to buy a security guards uniform then thinks oh bugger what can I do to look burly
: But will still offer a strip search if you can imagine I'm burly Regards
Harry Jones
Casanova
Quote by EagerSlut
My Prince Albert has never set one off.
Eager thats cause its none magnetic. It only detects things that are magnetic, if your albert were it would go rusty!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote by Phoenix
im afraid belt buckles do!!
Must be Manchester Airport and lax security then. I only go out via Manchester and have never had a problem, belt buckles and all (well normal belt buckles, not honking great big "half tonne of metal" belt buckles)
Stanstead, and Blackpool always cantch my h/b's ordinary sized belt!! It is a regular feature of our trips out of the country!!
You know, youv'e given me visions now, Of you standing in front of the security scanner, hitching up your dress, taking off the suzzies and throwing them at the guard saying "ffs have them then"... Oooohh, I'm all horney now
Actually , that reminds me of the time i threw my sopping wet38dd bra at a swiming pool manager (his staff had hozzed down the lockers and water had seaped in) and said , "now tell me how i go home in tha!t!!!" his face was a picture
Totally off topic but i felt i had to share it
Guy4Fun, will do as you advise, hope he aprecieates it!!
Sex God
Quote by treasurechest
Totally off topic but i felt i had to share it
Ermm since when has that stopped any of us on here
Regards
Harry Jones
Sexlightened
Quote by treasurechest
Just a quick question, has anyone ever been through Airport security wearing metal suspenders and if so did the buzzer things go off?
If it does just place your foot on a chair, slide your dress up your leg slowly, expose the offending clips. then say "Could it be these turning your machine on" Watch their reactions and use it as foreplay!
Quote by outlaws2001
Just a quick question, has anyone ever been through Airport security wearing metal suspenders and if so did the buzzer things go off?
If it does just place your foot on a chair, slide your dress up your leg slowly, expose the offending clips. then say "Could it be these turning your machine on" Watch their reactions and use it as foreplay!
I love it!!!! nice one
Quote by outlaws2001
Just a quick question, has anyone ever been through Airport security wearing metal suspenders and if so did the buzzer things go off?
If it does just place your foot on a chair, slide your dress up your leg slowly, expose the offending clips. then say "Could it be these turning your machine on" Watch their reactions and use it as foreplay!
Turns me on anyway :P
Sex God
How about Hold Ups then, should be no problem with those, mind I do like suspenders.
Ben Wa Balls? No there's a thing. Perhaps time to get myself a job in airport security.
John
Ben Wa Balls? No there's a thing. Perhaps time to get myself a job in airport security.
John
Sexlightened
Quote by Horous
How about Hold Ups then, should be no problem with those, mind I do like suspenders.
John
Hold ups may be easier to use and easier to find, but they don't look quite as sexy, there is something about the way the tops web between the straps. A good belt is a must otherwise they are a pain (6 straps prefered) Most important there's the excuse to re-adjust
Emily:- "but a few years back I went through with ben wa balls in, which was awkward!" ......Is he a Jedi? :shock:
Sex God
Quote by outlaws2001
If it does just place your foot on a chair, slide your dress up your leg slowly, expose the offending clips. then say "Could it be these turning your machine on" Watch their reactions and use it as foreplay!
Particularly effective if you're 6 foot 6 and your name is Eric.
