Swingers Island

13 Apr 2005

Hey, forget Swinging Heaven, how about a Swingers Island???? There's an island for sale just off the Dorset coast. It's got 20 acres of land, including a nature reserve, a helipad, and the accomodation comprises a house and a bungalow. This is all available for a cool 2.5 million quid. BARGAIN!!! Imagine the parties :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
So.... who's gonna chip in some dosh to buy it?
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13 Apr 2005

Got no money, but I do have a jigsaw of Buckingham place (Some pieces missing) Happy to add that to the fund lol

13 Apr 2005

:idea: We could all sell our stories to the news of the world , that`d pay for it , everyones happy . wink

13 Apr 2005

Would happily run the islands medical response team for free smile

13 Apr 2005

Ive got some change in the bottom of me handbag if thatll help lol

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The mind boggles of what you could get up to on a swinging Island :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

13 Apr 2005

I'll have a look and see what's down the back of me sofa smile

13 Apr 2005

Â£2.5 million divided by 20,000 members is Â£125 each - sounds bloody good value to me!!
Mal

13 Apr 2005

Quote by mal609
Â£2.5 million divided by 20,000 members is Â£125 each - sounds bloody good value to me!!
Mal

:shock: Bloody Hell,is that all :shock:
Sounds Like a plan :thrilled:

13 Apr 2005

Wouldn't fancy trying to fit 20,000 people on 20 acres of land. Maybe we could do a timeshare thing for it :lol2:

13 Apr 2005

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Ive got some change in the bottom of me handbag if thatll help :lol: :lol:
The mind boggles of what you could get up to on a swinging Island :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

We could install machine gun nests on lookout for news of the world reporters for starters...

13 Apr 2005

I'd chip in me birthday cash but just spent it on new undies and clothes!
Got a few things for the nature reserve though lol
lol

13 Apr 2005

Could we declare independance and set our own taxes and alcohol duties?
Perhaps the stamps could show avatars instead of the Queens head?
Traffic wardens would have to be dressed in bondage gear to be able to CLAMP your car (geddit?).
For the S&M crew we could revive old political parties, such as the Whipps.
John & Shel

13 Apr 2005

um.... being an artist-designer type person whose partner is a student, we're pretty dead broke!! But I can decorate and paint things and he can supply plenty o' reading material. He is reading De Sade right now which fits in. (he says it's schoolwork...).
off to pack my paintbrushes....la....
xxx
p.s.: can we put in a water slide??

13 Apr 2005

The water slide is a definate yes surely!

13 Apr 2005

I'm thinking knock down the house and bungalow and put up a giant bouncy castle! woo hoo :happy:

13 Apr 2005

What a good idea - Will Mark be wearing one of those nice white suits like biggrin

lhk
Kat

13 Apr 2005

Quote by mal609
Â£2.5 million divided by 20,000 members is Â£125 each - sounds bloody good value to me!!
Mal

Our share is the way.
We could have tourists in so we could recoup the cash,Clare and me will be the naked tourist guides :twisted: wink

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13 Apr 2005

could be a real money spinner !!!
somewhere hot please
west indies maybe

13 Apr 2005

Is the Island in a shape of a large phalalic object by any chance? :shock:
We could develop a dungeon under the entire Island. Bring back the 'stocks' from medivel times so the naughty people could be flogged (or worse :twisted: ) in the street.
/ Has some kinky thoughts about certain naked people tired up in stocks
I need a sit down. rolleyes

With the bouncy castle and water slide could we also create a HUGE indoor jacuzee? We could bounce on the bouncy castle to reach the slide to slide down into the hot and steamy jacuzee. Sorted. lol

We will also need some kind of bat service. I can pull a mean speckled hen but bugger me if Im going to walk around naked serving in 'Dorset' Weather. confused

13 Apr 2005

Sure we could have various zones, naked street, community hospital :twisted: , fast food, and has to have a castle for the gothic lovers out there, with a dungeon of course not to mention the police and fire stations...
Well if the other 20 000 stump upI'm in smile

May even finally after over a year get to meet Blue n Satin ...

13 Apr 2005

What about lay-byes and car parks though? sad

We can't have a Swinging Heaven island without lay-byes and car parks - and they would look a bit silly if there are no cars on the island. confused

lhk
Kat

13 Apr 2005

Oh I think I remember this, was this the island owned by two old ladies , they lived on the island, off the coast at Looe, and the only access was by small boat? Like the idea of buying it , maybe turn it into a home for retired doggers,swingers and sailors(hey ho sailor!) biggrin

13 Apr 2005

The search button is your friend:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/26434.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/27250.html
:giggle: bolt

BTW.. can I have the islands sex shop franchise?

13 Apr 2005

My loose change is only its way.

13 Apr 2005

well never mind the island, lets buy a ship !!!!

13 Apr 2005

i say we invade the island like the argies did the falklands :twisted: ,then all we have to do is rename it lol

13 Apr 2005

I prefer the thought of meeting rough saliors to rough soldiers !!!!

13 Apr 2005

I don't think we would get far with an invasion, sure most swingers would go with 'Make Love not War'...
Anyone wins the lottery this week then drop us a line smile

13 Apr 2005

The cheque's in the post..........................no seriously, i mean it THIS time lol

13 Apr 2005

Ooooooooh that sounds like fun........
I'm poor but can I still come anyway...... wink