Swinging Heaven - The Movie

13 Dec 2004

I've just got my script accepted,Anna Karen of Olive from "On The Buses" fame has already been cast as me - its looking good for an early 2006 release!

13 Dec 2004

Oooh oooh, then can me & R be Mick Fleetwood and Sam Fox? They worked so well together on that award ceremony some years back... anyone else remember?

13 Dec 2004

Quote by Vix
Oooh oooh, then can me & R be Mick Fleetwood and Sam Fox? They worked so well together on that award ceremony some years back... anyone else remember?

Ah yes - "Ladies and Gentlemen - The Four Tops!(ON WALKS BOY GEORGE)..er..the One Top!!!!"
Vix the Mick/Sam casting - uncanny!!!

13 Dec 2004

Quote by Vix
anyone else remember?

I believe that particular episode has been erased from the very fabric of space-time in order to safeguard humanity (and all other life forms). Therefore no one can remember it as it didn't actually happen.

13 Dec 2004

Um, I've lost the thread already. Is it just me? dunno

:embarrased::

13 Dec 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
Is it just me? :embarrased: :

Yes. Bloody youngster.

13 Dec 2004

I want to be the guy who comes to fix the shower but then strips off the take one in it.... errr lost the plot after that - any suggestions??

13 Dec 2004

i would be happy for my name to be used in the film only if you can get one for the following to play me......
Denzel Washington
Samuel L Jackson
Wesley Snipes....
if not you will be hearing from my lawyer and my agent.... biggrin

:D :D
sean xxxxxxxxxx

13 Dec 2004

Quote by fabio grooverider
i would be happy for my name to be used in the film only if you can get one for the following to play me......
Denzel Washington
Samuel L Jackson
Wesley Snipes....
if not you will be hearing from my lawyer and my agent.... :D :D
sean xxxxxxxxxx

NOT Samuel L, honey! Not to play you! Damn fine actor, I'll grant you but... he's so UGLY!!

13 Dec 2004

Quote by Vix
i would be happy for my name to be used in the film only if you can get one for the following to play me......
Denzel Washington
Samuel L Jackson
Wesley Snipes....
if not you will be hearing from my lawyer and my agent.... :D :D
sean xxxxxxxxxx

NOT Samuel L, honey! Not to play you! Damn fine actor, I'll grant you but... he's so UGLY!!
I'd do him :twisted:

13 Dec 2004

Quote by fabio grooverider
i would be happy for my name to be used in the film only if you can get one for the following to play me......
Denzel Washington
Samuel L Jackson
Wesley Snipes....
if not you will be hearing from my lawyer and my agent.... :D :D
sean xxxxxxxxxx

OO OOO it has to be Wesley Snipes, especially in Blade....yum yum, Not Samual, no way.

13 Dec 2004

Quote by Vix
Oooh oooh, then can me & R be Mick Fleetwood and Sam Fox? They worked so well together on that award ceremony some years back... anyone else remember?

One of the classic moments of televisual entertainment..... :shock: redface

13 Dec 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
Um, I've lost the thread already. Is it just me? :embarrased: :

Too right Eagerslut - what flucking eejit started the darned thing anyway? rolleyes

13 Dec 2004

Quote by Vix
NOT Samuel L, honey! Not to play you! Damn fine actor, I'll grant you but... he's so UGLY!!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
You can't say that!
He's so cool!
I should be played by Danny Devito. Like me he's a short bastard, only I'm not quite so fat or funny...

13 Dec 2004

I would like to offer my services as a cock double for the close ups. My nob trained at RADA dontchaknow.

13 Dec 2004

Quote by zootle
NOT Samuel L, honey! Not to play you! Damn fine actor, I'll grant you but... he's so UGLY!!

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
You can't say that!
He's so cool!
I should be played by Danny Devito. Like me he's a short bastard, only I'm not quite so fat or funny...
Coolest actor on the planet!!!
"I just don't dig swine".THATS cool.

13 Dec 2004

Quote by westerross
I want to be the guy who comes to fix the shower but then strips off the take one in it.... errr lost the plot after that - any suggestions??

You're gonna tell me there isn't a scene where the guy comes in to fix the shower aren't you. FFS I've been rehearsing for 3 months!! In that case I wanna be Best Boy or the Gripper (always intrigued me that). Either that or I want to do the casting for Kim Basinger's part.
There's got to be something I can do. Yeah I know 'Shut up and Fluck off' is one of them but I was thinking of something a little more artistic.

13 Dec 2004

Fluffer?
:grin:

13 Dec 2004

I love Samuel L Jackson in pulp fiction when he orders the robber to find his wallet, the one with 'bad motherfucker' on it! lol

13 Dec 2004

If it wasn't for Sam Jackson and Natalie Portman (Mmmmm Natalie, god she's lovely...) the new Star Wars films just wouldn't be worth watching.

14 Dec 2004

I love Blade :love: But Denzil washington does it for me everytime
:inlove: kiss

14 Dec 2004

Quote by zootle
I should be played by Danny Devito. Like me he's a short bastard, only I'm not quite so fat or funny...

No no, you're not THAT short, ugly or fat. Hmm... granted you're not his 'twin' Arnie, either lol

14 Dec 2004

Quote by Vix
No no, you're not THAT short, ugly or fat. Hmm... granted you're not his 'twin' Arnie, either

I'm also not as rich as he is!
smile

14 Dec 2004

I'll happily be the tea boy for all you stars...........................
Anyone at Rio's last Saturday will understand wink