Well, nearly everything gets made into a musical these days, so why not?
First contribution:
It's Only Human Nature After All
Some they like it this way and some they like it that,
Some post in “Let’s Meet Up†and some put in an ad,
Some drop into the café, just to pay a call,
But whatever they say, it’s only human nature after all.
Some go after couples, and some a single guy,
Some prefer it straight, and some drool for a bi,
And some are very picky, and some just want it all,
But whatever they say, it’s only human nature after all.
And some make long-term friends in here and some are on the fringe,
Some enjoy the company and others like to whinge,
Some are hooked instantly and some just rise and fall,
But whatever they say, it’s only human nature after all.
Some people’s interests are driving in the dark,
Taking a discreet turning to find a quiet park,
Some get very daring, while some don’t have the gall,
But whatever they say, it’s only human nature after all.
And some they like the witty threads and some just like to flirt,
And some are quite outrageous, and some like to dish their dirt,
And some are coy as anything and would never reveal all,
But whatever they say, it’s only human nature after all.
The mods keep things in order, with only a bit of nagging,
It’s mainly done with humouring and Bilkoing and Jagging,
Misschief and Steve and Mark, Jas and Blue and Mall,
Whatever you say, reveal their human nature after all.
And some are hardened swingers, though nobody likes that label,
And some just “dip their toesâ€, as far as they feel able,
Some say they’re here for friendships, they don’t swing at all,
But whatever they say, it’s only human nature after all.
And some put “names to faces†by going to a munch,
And some sing karaoke, and some imbibe too much,
Some go at it at “afters†parties till they can’t walk at all,
But whatever they say, it’s only human nature after all.
And still they keep on “cummingâ€, eighteen thousand of us now,
Have “entered†through the “swing†doors to see what it’s about,
“Enjoy†the “double†meanings and remember while you “ballâ€,
Whatever they say, it’s only human nature after all.
Mike.
(apologies to the writers of "Tipping The Velvet")
Sex God
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very good mike
