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Swinging Heaven Fantasy Football League - Season 08/09.

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Dearest Members,
It’s that time again.
Who will be the Champion? Pick your best against fellow members of this website.
To make things easier could all members that want to join & it’s free, please mention what’s the name of their team within this thread.
Last season some teams where in the real names of the members, so just say what’s the name of your team. As this will make the banter better between us.
Instructions:
In the next couple of days I will register a league in the official FA Premiership Website. Therefore as with previous years I am the Administrator & Moderator for our league.
The league is invite only & cannot be seen by non – invited persons.
What you need to do is PM me & I will send you ALL the instructions to join.
All you have to do is select your squad BEFORE:
11:00am on Saturday 16th August 2008, this being the first game of the season.
I like everyone to start together so no late additions are & have never been allowed
.
So if you where in the league last year, want to join up for the first time or have no idea but want a laugh. Join in & have some fun.
Tip:
Last year a personal friend that had no knowledge or interest in Football won a Fantasy Dream League within their workplace :!:
Their method was just down to what players got the most points, pure statistics.
So you don't even have to be a Football Fan to take part. It's FREE & is for a laugh.
If anyone knows Members that would be interested in this information but are more users in the Chartroom than the Forum, please please make them aware.
I would really like a large League, this season.
Please when PM’ing me in the subject say: Fantasy Football.
It will help me loads.
From,
Wunderhorse.
I guess I should attempt to reclaim my crown... lol
Will think of a team name and get back to you though!
Nola x
Dearest Memebrs,
Have created the League.
Now PM me with your E- Mail Address & your in.
From,
Wunderhorse.
p.s: Thanks noladreams30 will send you the information tommorrow.
I'm a glutten for punishment, count me in. I was heading for Europe for a good run last season then went down the table quicker than a whores drawers :-)
Quote by TanKinky
Can i play what do i have to do? redface

send Wunderhorse a PM giving him an email address to send league details to, then you follow the instructions and select your squad, team name, strip etc... If you're me then you watch every player you select play absolutely craply and every player that Fabio selects play a complete blinder!!!
Nola x
I think I will give it a miss this year, I really dont have the time to do the tranfers in the window provided and I will only end up almost last again rotflmao
Will give it a go!.
So I have picked my team biggrin but how does it work?, is it when they play for real I get points? im slightly confused...redface
Quote by lyns
So I have picked my team biggrin but how does it work?, is it when they play for real I get points? im slightly confused...redface
wondering that to surprisedops:
Each player in the Premier League is awarded points on their performance for every game they play by someone(usually printed in the match reports in the paper)...
These points are used as the basis for your teams score..
e.g
If you pick Joe Bloggs as one of your team and he plays on saturday/sunday/whenever and gets awarded 6 points for his performance then you get 6 points
And its the same for every player in your team.
At least I think thats how it works :lol2:
Quote by TanKinky
So I have picked my team biggrin but how does it work?, is it when they play for real I get points? im slightly confused...redface
wondering that to surprisedops:
Glad it wasn't just me :giggle:
Quote by Steve
Each player in the Premier League is awarded points on their performance for every game they play by someone(usually printed in the match reports in the paper)...
These points are used as the basis for your teams score..
e.g
If you pick Joe Bloggs as one of your team and he plays on saturday/sunday/whenever and gets awarded 6 points for his performance then you get 6 points
And its the same for every player in your team.
At least I think thats how it works :lol2:

Thanks steve :thumbup: thought it was something like that.
The name of my team is....
Queen Taramis.
After the sexy Sarah Douglas whom played the character:
Queen Taramis in 'Conan the Destroyer' (1984).

The amount of naughty dreams I had as a youngster about her..... :twisted:
So I have named it after her beauty.
From,
Wunderhorse.
Basically Tan and Lyns, your team gets points every week based on a number of things like did your players play, did they score, did they help someone score. You get points deducted if they get red or yellow cards or let goals in etc.
After all the matches have been played each week, the points are tallied and (like real teams) you move up and down the league.
As I said, I seem to have developed a knack for getting it all completely wrong! There are some folk in here who are seriously good though... grrrr! evil
ah... i see...
me failing horribly at this bolt
Quote by TanKinky
ah... i see...
me failing horribly at this bolt

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
See you at the bottom of the table then!! :giggle: :cheers:
Nailing my colours firmly to this season's mast....
my team is called Mid-Table Obscurity which will no doubt be its destiny as well!!
Nola x
Quote by Steve
Each player in the Premier League is awarded points on their performance for every game they play by someone(usually printed in the match reports in the paper)...
These points are used as the basis for your teams score..
e.g
If you pick Joe Bloggs as one of your team and he plays on saturday/sunday/whenever and gets awarded 6 points for his performance then you get 6 points
And its the same for every player in your team.
At least I think thats how it works :lol2:

Are you gonna play too Steve? G'wan.... lol
Dearest Members,
Please forward this information to fellow members as it would be great to have a 30+ League.
We could do:
Champions: 1st.
Champions League: 2nd - 4th.
UEFA: 5th - 6th.
Relegation: Bottom 3 places
.
This would create a lot of banter & be a laugh for
all taking part.
Many thanks to those that have already joined up.
Also don't worry, noladreams30. You did win the very first SH Fantasy Football League. :jagsatwork:
From,
Wunderhorse.
I am in!!!! :giggle:
and............. this year I am going to finish first! lol
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by noladreams30
send Wunderhorse a PM giving him an email address to send league details to, then you follow the instructions and select your squad, team name, strip etc... If you're me then you watch every player you select play absolutely craply and every player that Fabio selects play a complete blinder!!!
Nola x

thanks for that........ lol :lol: :lol:
I don't know if I can go thru the agony of blowing a big league with 4 weeks to go again...... I blame a combination of ronaldo,torres and gerrard scoring loads and my players going in the tank!!!!!
can't win the big one... just like chelsea!!!! biggrin :D :D
okay then..... I am in.....
I shall my words from the immortal stewie griffin..... victory is mine!!!!
Quote by fabio

send Wunderhorse a PM giving him an email address to send league details to, then you follow the instructions and select your squad, team name, strip etc... If you're me then you watch every player you select play absolutely craply and every player that Fabio selects play a complete blinder!!!
Nola x

thanks for that........ lol :lol: :lol:
I don't know if I can go thru the agony of blowing a big league with 4 weeks to go again...... I blame a combination of ronaldo,torres and gerrard scoring loads and my players going in the tank!!!!!
can't win the big one... just like chelsea!!!! biggrin :D :D
okay then..... I am in.....
I shall my words from the immortal stewie griffin..... victory is mine!!!!
Try as I might... I just can't manage to get Torres, Gerrard, Ronaldo and Fabregas in my team - well, not without having utter crud in every other position!
rolleyes
Quote by blonde
I am in!!!! :giggle:
and............. this year I am going to finish first! lol
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Ooooh... bring it on! :sparring:
Quote by noladreams30
Try as I might... I just can't manage to get Torres, Gerrard, Ronaldo and Fabregas in my team - well, not without having utter crud in every other position!
rolleyes

since ronaldo isn't going to play till october anyway it is hardly worth picking him right now...... lol :lol:
I have slightly cheated and had a look at a lot of people, there is actually a fair amount of "value" in there.....
in my squad so far i manages to squeeze 3 arsenal players, 2 man united, 2 liverpool and 2 chelsea....
oops... giving too much away.......... :lol: :lol:
Have you been sneaking a peek already?!
C'mere you... smackbottom
Quote by blonde
I am in!!!! :giggle:
and............. this year I am going to finish first! lol
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

in your dreams, where's your sparky gone :lol:
Ok
I've taken the plunge and registered..
Lets see how poorly I perform at this :lol2:
:bounce:
Ooooh, new people!
Yay... must be other football fans out there... wink Or non football fans (and you'll probably do waaaay better than me anyway!!) lol