SWINGING Heaven (FFS)

22 Jun 2005

Naw! HE can still read the thread as a guest - I just don't think it's fair to torture small animals any longer than is absolutely necessary. It's a bit like bull fighting or cock fighting - a spectacle alright but cruel and not part of a civilised society.
:shock: :shock: :shock:
rolleyes

:roll: :roll:

22 Jun 2005

If I type the word 'Fuck' would that make this a sexual thread?

22 Jun 2005

Quote by Jags
Naw! HE can still read the thread as a guest - I just don't think it's fair to torture small animals any longer than is absolutely necessary. It's a bit like bull fighting or cock fighting - a spectacle alright but cruel and not part of a civilised society.
:shock: :shock: :shock:
:roll: :roll:

But we're a debauched society remember. Only sex on this site thanks.
Oh come on Jags, let us f*ck (with)him......Please :mrgreen: worship

22 Jun 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
If I type the word 'Fuck' would that make this a sexual thread?

Course not - get real! It's in the Cafe. I want to talk about the best High Tea I've ever eaten and not be polluted by cigarette smoke and used condoms.
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
*Actually at a well known hotel in Newcastle on the Quayside - they did the BEST sandwiches and the NICEST little fancies*
lol

:lol: :lol:

22 Jun 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
If I type the word 'Fuck' would that make this a sexual thread?

Now I not posting this as I am in a cold bath relaxing, but could not resist...
The work "Fuck" would not make this a sexual thread I am sad to say... some of the avatars might however ;) silly

hwoar:

22 Jun 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
If I type the word 'Fuck' would that make this a sexual thread?

Dunno. Try it and see. biggrin

22 Jun 2005

Fuck? It worked!
All hot and bothered now!

22 Jun 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Fuck?

Well it's certainly got me running for the cold shower.
Back soon...

22 Jun 2005

If I say it a lot.................
Will it be classified as a gang bang??

22 Jun 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
If I say it a lot.................
Will it be classified as a gang bang??

Only if the men reply, it will be an 'orgy' if everyone joins in ;)

22 Jun 2005

first you mentioned "fuck"
then TnH mentioned "orgy"
can i finshed it off by mentioning the word "bukkake"????? smile

:) :) :)
god i am spent now... anyone lend me a tab??????
sean xxxxxx

22 Jun 2005

Spent.. we not even started yet smile

I seen Blues party pics ;)

22 Jun 2005

Quote by tallnhairy
Spent.. we not even started yet I seen Blues party pics ;)

I'm in some of Blue's party pics :twisted:

22 Jun 2005

Quote by garden
Some of us don't spend our entire lives on here, LOL and ROTFL or LOAO all night at witty things we've seen on the net, or the laff we had when our kids said something cute. Some of us don't give a bugger about your suntan, or your holiday plans, or your job problems, or your car, or what you can see out of your bleedin window, or your motorbike or the last sodding concert you went to.

Some of us dont spend our time compsosing such a load of crap mad

But enjoy that which you find so anoying So ffs stick your head where the sun etc etc flipa

22 Jun 2005

Well they did what they set out to do, get everyone noticing them rolleyes

:roll:
we've had sex, fuck, orgy, gang bang, bukkake, can I add doggy style and S&M wink

:lol:

22 Jun 2005

Quote by kazswallows
Well they did what they set out to do, get everyone noticing them :roll:
we've had sex, fuck, orgy, gang bang, bukkake, can I add doggy style and S&M :lol:

And laybys please :!: redface

ops:
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
I think the best way to deal with this type of crap post is to hijack it. Look what a load of fun we're all getting out of it now!
Jags, pleeeeeeeeeease reactivate the prat! Go on, you know you can. passionkiss

22 Jun 2005

Well after the cool bath I would leave em to it and give them back the account... but that me after a nice cool bath smile

oh and Trust you eager ;) hehe... had to fit in a layby somewhere... hehe...

22 Jun 2005

Do you know I'm knackered, after all the fucking, etc going on and I don't remember opening my legs!!!!!!!
WOW thanx - can we do it again pls???
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

22 Jun 2005

Can I lend Garden a ladder to get out of the hole he/she/they have dug?
Oh and by the way oral has not been mentioned yet.
McC

22 Jun 2005

Actually I haven't deactivated them yet - waiting for them to login again and respond. Finger poised though... anyone fancy a shag then?? And I don't want ANYONE saying 'damn, if only I were closer'. :shock: :shock:
lol

:lol:
:happy: :happy: :happy:

22 Jun 2005

Quote by kazswallows
Well they did what they set out to do, get everyone noticing them :roll:
we've had sex, fuck, orgy, gang bang, bukkake, can I add doggy style and S&M :lol:

Can I add sloppy blowjob and rib-tickling cunnilingus please?
Ta, :lol:

22 Jun 2005

Quote by Jags
Actually I haven't deactivated them yet - waiting for them to login again and respond. Finger poised though... anyone fancy a shag then?? And I don't want ANYONE saying 'damn, if only I were closer'. :shock: :shock:
:lol:
:happy: :happy: :happy:

over here over here :lol: :lol: :lol:
damn, if only i were closer bolt

22 Jun 2005

Quote by Jags
... anyone fancy a shag then?? . :shock: :shock:

Willy Slap :shock: for Jags, please use the Lets Meet Up forum for this kind gratuitous flurting

22 Jun 2005

Quote by Jags
Actually I haven't deactivated them yet - waiting for them to login again and respond. Finger poised though... anyone fancy a shag then?? And I don't want ANYONE saying 'damn, if only I were closer'. :shock: :shock:
:lol:
:happy: :happy: :happy:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Oooooooooooooh, go on then, I'm up for it!
redface

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22 Jun 2005

I refuse to join in this thread as I'm one of those guilty of baiting trouble makers in the chatroom (see Ian Mids thread), so don't want to be accused of doing it here too rolleyes

. . . . . Oh what the heck! I'd like to add throat gargling blow jobs and tongue tingling fellatio :twisted: :grin:
Tracy-Jayne

22 Jun 2005

Maybe they are afraid to post now because the chummy cybermates have commented lol

Garden, perhaps 20,000+ people can't ALL be wrong?
Has anyone mentioned mutual masturbation?

22 Jun 2005

Quote by wildwilly
... anyone fancy a shag then?? . :shock: :shock:

Willy Slap :shock: for Jags, please use the Lets Meet Up forum for this kind gratuitous flurting

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: A Willy Slap just doesn't have the ring of Jags Slap I'm afraid!!
I really don't want slapped by a willy - :shock: :shock: :shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

22 Jun 2005

Quote by Jags
... anyone fancy a shag then?? . :shock: :shock:

Willy Slap :shock: for Jags, please use the Lets Meet Up forum for this kind gratuitous flurting

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: A Willy Slap just doesn't have the ring of Jags Slap I'm afraid!!
I really don't want slapped by a willy - :shock: :shock: :shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
actually I 'm not sure who would come off worse from one of my willy slaps :rotflmao:

22 Jun 2005

Quote by Jags
... anyone fancy a shag then?? . :shock: :shock:

Willy Slap :shock: for Jags, please use the Lets Meet Up forum for this kind gratuitous flurting

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: A Willy Slap just doesn't have the ring of Jags Slap I'm afraid!!
I really don't want slapped by a willy - :shock: :shock: :shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
He might want his willy slapped confused

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22 Jun 2005

Now THAT'S different - I could slap his willy no trouble but then I'd have to kiss it better!!
kiss