SWINGING Heaven (FFS)

24 Jun 2005

Quote by garden
Some of us just like to plug in and read about swinging and sex. Do you remember sex? YOU used to do it, before you had computers, when you got out more?

Everything that can be said about sex has been said already. But if you, or anyone else for that matter, has some new sexual matter they'd like to discuss...

24 Jun 2005

Quote by garden
Some of us just like to plug in and read about swinging and sex. Do you remember sex? YOU used to do it, before you had computers, when you got out more?

Thinking about it ..... I've had far more sex since getting my pc ...
porn .... msn ..... mirc ..... camsites .... SH ..... meets and munches .... orgies ... parties ....
Believe me ...... there is fuck all chance of me giving up my computer ........
C x

24 Jun 2005

Quote by PoloLady
the whip of thy pen doth strip my flesh!

Then I must beg your forgiveness sir for I have cast the whip of my pen to harsh against thee. My desire was but to bare thy flesh not wound thy skin.
Ahh 'tis but a blush 'gainst life's cruel wiles
The pen, the whip of yours- sweet caress
My flesh is bare I strip it clean
For you to do with as you wish.
Fuckin' 'ell - I can't keep this up much longer!!
Should I set me down against your flesh and hold thee.
Cast aside this pen which hath tamed thee so and write the desire of my mind on thy skin with my willing limbs.
Willing limbs create such bliss
O'er open flesh like parchment blister
The brush, the quiver doth betray
The entry of our sweet Calista.

24 Jun 2005

Quote by Calista
Some of us just like to plug in and read about swinging and sex. Do you remember sex? YOU used to do it, before you had computers, when you got out more?

Thinking about it ..... I've had far more sex since getting my pc ...
porn .... msn ..... mirc ..... camsites .... SH ..... meets and munches .... orgies ... parties ....
Believe me ...... there is fuck all chance of me giving up my computer ........
C x
Can you imagine what would happen if computers were banned - we'd all have to go dogging lol

24 Jun 2005

Quote by westerross
the whip of thy pen doth strip my flesh!

Then I must beg your forgiveness sir for I have cast the whip of my pen to harsh against thee. My desire was but to bare thy flesh not wound thy skin.
Ahh 'tis but a blush 'gainst life's cruel wiles
The pen, the whip of yours- sweet caress
My flesh is bare I strip it clean
For you to do with as you wish.
Fuckin' 'ell - I can't keep this up much longer!!
Should I set me down against your flesh and hold thee.
Cast aside this pen which hath tamed thee so and write the desire of my mind on thy skin with my willing limbs.
Willing limbs create such bliss
O'er open flesh like parchment blister
The brush, the quiver doth betray
The entry of our sweet Calista.
Oi - I never said anything about a 3some :shock:
Oh well, go on then - seeing as it is Calista wink

24 Jun 2005

Quote by roger743
Some of us just like to plug in and read about swinging and sex. Do you remember sex? YOU used to do it, before you had computers, when you got out more?

Everything that can be said about sex has been said already. But if you, or anyone else for that matter, has some new sexual matter they'd like to discuss...
Watermelons!
Let's do watermelons!! :mrgreen: :bounce:
Venusxxx

24 Jun 2005

Quote by PoloLady
the whip of thy pen doth strip my flesh!

Then I must beg your forgiveness sir for I have cast the whip of my pen to harsh against thee. My desire was but to bare thy flesh not wound thy skin.
Ahh 'tis but a blush 'gainst life's cruel wiles
The pen, the whip of yours- sweet caress
My flesh is bare I strip it clean
For you to do with as you wish.
Fuckin' 'ell - I can't keep this up much longer!!
Should I set me down against your flesh and hold thee.
Cast aside this pen which hath tamed thee so and write the desire of my mind on thy skin with my willing limbs.
Willing limbs create such bliss
O'er open flesh like parchment blister
The brush, the quiver doth betray
The entry of our sweet Calista.
Oi - I never said anything about a 3some :shock:
Oh well, go on then - seeing as it is Calista wink

Ahem - you're last entry doesn't scan (alright so none of it does!! rolleyes

)
Calista breezes in and out
to leave the two entwined without
a thought for ought but eachother
So in kisses sweet he does her smother

24 Jun 2005

Quote by PoloLady
the whip of thy pen doth strip my flesh!

Then I must beg your forgiveness sir for I have cast the whip of my pen to harsh against thee. My desire was but to bare thy flesh not wound thy skin.
Ahh 'tis but a blush 'gainst life's cruel wiles
The pen, the whip of yours- sweet caress
My flesh is bare I strip it clean
For you to do with as you wish.
Fuckin' 'ell - I can't keep this up much longer!!
Should I set me down against your flesh and hold thee.
Cast aside this pen which hath tamed thee so and write the desire of my mind on thy skin with my willing limbs.
Willing limbs create such bliss
O'er open flesh like parchment blister
The brush, the quiver doth betray
The entry of our sweet Calista.
Oi - I never said anything about a 3some :shock:
Oh well, go on then - seeing as it is Calista wink

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
geeze I was horny before I got online .... even worse now and Morb is off out :twisted:
Cx

24 Jun 2005

right, getting the SH coach out, who wants a trip to Calista's as she is horny and alone!

24 Jun 2005

Quote by Sarah
right, getting the SH coach out, who wants a trip to Calista's as she is horny and alone!

I've thought about a post on LMU believe me but the kids are here evil

Be me myself and BOB later I guess.
C x

24 Jun 2005

Ahhh into wants... would love to be able to visit but as everyone knows I am a look but don't touch rule... So Calista you and I in the same boat till our respective other halfs return smile

24 Jun 2005

Quote by Calista
right, getting the SH coach out, who wants a trip to Calista's as she is horny and alone!

I've thought about a post on LMU believe me but the kids are here evil

Be me myself and BOB later I guess.
C x
rotflmao

When I first read that I thought you meant the school holidays were here and the LMU had been invaded by pre-pubescent little jabbers!

24 Jun 2005

Quote by westerross
right, getting the SH coach out, who wants a trip to Calista's as she is horny and alone!

I've thought about a post on LMU believe me but the kids are here evil

Be me myself and BOB later I guess.
C x
rotflmao

When I first read that I thought you meant the school holidays were here and the LMU had been invaded by pre-pubescent little jabbers!
LOLOLOLOLOL
Cx

24 Jun 2005

BOB is eating at the moment lol

24 Jun 2005

Quote by Calista
right, getting the SH coach out, who wants a trip to Calista's as she is horny and alone!

I've thought about a post on LMU believe me but the kids are here evil

Be me myself and BOB later I guess.
C x
I can be extremelyquiet, surely there's a pillow you could bite on; and - if you want to call me Bob -well, that's fine too.

24 Jun 2005

form an orderly queue there dam, quite a few bobs popping up ;)

24 Jun 2005

Quote by Sarah
right, getting the SH coach out, who wants a trip to Calista's as she is horny and alone!

Where do I buy a ticket???????????..........

24 Jun 2005

Quote by dambuster
right, getting the SH coach out, who wants a trip to Calista's as she is horny and alone!

I've thought about a post on LMU believe me but the kids are here evil

Be me myself and BOB later I guess.
C x
I can be extremelyquiet, surely there's a pillow you could bite on; and - if you want to call me Bob -well, that's fine too.
Dambuster, I need a coach driver can you do that pleeeeeeeeease,
Payment in kind :twisted:

24 Jun 2005

Quote by tallnhairy
form an orderly queue there dam, quite a few bobs popping up ;)

Mine just 'Bobbed' up - slapping it down don't do any good.

24 Jun 2005

Quote by Sarah
Dambuster, I need a coach driver can you do that pleeeeeeeeease,
Payment in kind :twisted:

Well, my ticket says I can; but not unless you get me one the bends.
I just can't go backwards unless they bend :shock:
And there better NOT be a whip round for the driver :scared: bolt

24 Jun 2005

Quote by dambuster
And there better NOT be a whip round for the driver :scared:

Sounds like a round whipping's on the cards though!

24 Jun 2005

Quote by dambuster
And there better NOT be a whip round for the driver :scared:

Doh
that one i can oblige with!
C x

24 Jun 2005

Quote by Calista

And there better NOT be a whip round for the driver :scared:

Doh
that one i can oblige with!
C x
I do hope you're referring to the "NOT" part :scared:

24 Jun 2005

Quote by dambuster

And there better NOT be a whip round for the driver :scared:

Doh
that one i can oblige with!
C x
I do hope you're referring to the "NOT" part :scared:
Ahh bugger ..... I misread that ;)
C x

24 Jun 2005

Quote by Calista
Ahh bugger ..... I misread that ;)
C x

I have that problem myself now and again redface

24 Jun 2005

Quote by dambuster

Ahh bugger ..... I misread that ;)
C x

I have that problem myself now and again redface

I have it occassionally .... usually when people tell me they are shy!
C xx

24 Jun 2005

Quote by Calista

Ahh bugger ..... I misread that ;)
C x

I have that problem myself now and again redface

I have it occassionally .... usually when people tell me they are shy!
C xx
I was thinking more of jacuzzis redface

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