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Swinging Heaven pet hates.....

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Quote by davej
The usual sort of suspects like
no sense of humour, rude or aggressive, blah blah blah......
and then a few personnel ones like
eeerm threads that just end up as a list from individuals, giving little chance for people to bounce off each other......fuck is his one :doh: damn
psuedo mods............yes I know they are helping, but I still get irked by it.......dont know why dunno .......bit like railings on pavements, there to stop you walking out into the road, but still bug me.
one word threads.........honest I try and step over em, but now and again me toe gets caught and I trip over the damn things forcing myself to post.
fishers........sort of 'look at me' 'lets talk about me' ...fuck off, it's a forum, the audiance and the cast are bigger.
terry thomas threads....... full of shite innuendo and compliments, normally contain a few hmmm's and oooooh's in the posts.
having said that, they are more annoyances than dislikes, you could wrap em all up and fit them in a match box...........it's simple really, if I didn't get a huge amount of enjoyment out of the place I would bugger off......oh and people who think...he should bugger off flipa

Smart-arses who cover all the bases before you get a chance and therefore leave ya nothing to post! (Mind you after that list I don't think I'll find anything to post about for a while lol )
Locked threads that get lockedbeforeI have time to post on then!!
People who find the need to be over sarcastic and offensive about other posters, especially newbies
People who complain about other posters speling and gramar
Men who feel the need to appologise when they send me a pm
Men who add me to their msn list without asking first

People who boast about how much sex they had last night. There's an old saying about those who feel the need to talk about it, you know...
Telepaths. You know, the ones who think they know what you're thinking and why you're hear better than you do yourself.
Men who post in the women's ads. I've heard of gender confusion but this is ridiculous...
People who feel the need to compile great long honking lists of "rules" of the swinging "subculture". I'm no swinger, but isn't that kinda missing the point?

NOTHING PISSES ME OFF............... I AM A HAPPY BUNNY !!!!!
Each to their own........... some like to whinge, some like to look for a quick shag, some like to chat, some like to lock threads without explanation............
The world would be a boring place if we were all the same !!!
Happy Hunting and Happy Living !!
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Quote by blondeslave

NOTHING PISSES ME OFF............... I AM A HAPPY BUNNY !!!!!

Eternally happy people can be slightly annoying bolt
I am joking,honest!
Quote by Clare_Lincs

NOTHING PISSES ME OFF............... I AM A HAPPY BUNNY !!!!!

Eternally happy people can be slightly annoying bolt
I am joking,honest!
Claire babe,
Do I look like I care??........... Happy happy happy !! lol lol lol!
well I must admit that seeing other peoples pet peeves does make me feel a bit better about my life...
that Im not the only one that gets cross with mind numbingly basic things....
but one thing does anoy me.....
when loads of people say hello to the nebies that are single bi fems, but a single straight male says hello and he gets totally ignored.....
But I have been guitly of not being bothered to say hello to them myself.. so this might be a case of 'physician - heal thy self'
or maybe not....
Sini
cool
Quote by blondeslave

NOTHING PISSES ME OFF............... I AM A HAPPY BUNNY !!!!!

Eternally happy people can be slightly annoying bolt
I am joking,honest!
Claire babe,
Do I look like I care??........... Happy happy happy !! lol lol lol!

Damn it i hoped that I could wind you up :giggle:
Quote by Clare_Lincs

NOTHING PISSES ME OFF............... I AM A HAPPY BUNNY !!!!!

Eternally happy people can be slightly annoying bolt
I am joking,honest!
Claire babe,
Do I look like I care??........... Happy happy happy !! lol lol lol!

Damn it i hoped that I could wind you up :giggle:
OK........ If it makes you feel better I AM PISSED OFF !!
(Not really thought coz making other people happy, makes me happy too!!........lol)
Being ignored or sidelined by people because I am not bisexual. confused
Quote by Rainbows
....pulled my soleus again today....

Well, lucky old soleus, I say - I'll never get pulled by Rainbows :cry:
Mike.
Quote by Tania
Being ignored or sidelined by people because I am not bisexual. confused

Well if your not , and they are, does it matter?
Quote by foxylady 123
Being ignored or sidelined by people because I am not bisexual. confused

Well if your not , and they are, does it matter?
It does not matter to me but as soon as people find out I am straight they lose interest so I have kind of developed a defence (e.g. in chat) and tell anyone who says hi and is part of a couple that I am straight so I do not waste their and my time. LOL I can't help being straight!!! redface
My pet hate at the moment:
Thinking up or typing a really heartfelt post and then thinking fuck it no one really gives a shit and deleting it!
Not to be out done by typing the heartfelt post and discovering that people really don't give a shit.
Personally I find SH by turns very fulfilling and incredibly frustrating - I think some of the people on here are great and would love to become friends with them but I don't spend anywhere near enough time on here to do that - so often I feel half way between a regular and an opinionated newbie! - sounds like most of my life to be honest.
Roger the Dragon cool (Well you did ask! redface )
What peeves me and gets me banging my head is, and i've gotta be careful here. The males who come on chat with names that refer to their cocks.
Eg. 10inches..., 12inches.....,6inches....., Wellhung..... etc
Come on like that's gonna get 'em anywhere when noone can bear witness to this fact and would if i were a female, put me right off anyway.
Having read back on this post at least there is noone named as such and surprise, surprise they are all regulars and thoroughly decent people who meet up regularly.
Seems to me that if you want to meet anyone be less "Self Loving" and just use a non-member related nick. I am bamboozled to think that the so-named males even think they will get anyone's attention.
Right now you can all flame me !!!
i find this thread really offensive ........pets are wonderful creatures why would anyone hate them
Pets have loaned their names to all sorts of wonderful fun things
you can stroke pussies
slide on snakes (the trouser variety)
doggie is a wonderful sexual position.
so come on peeps no more PET hates please
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Its gotta be " the babysitter has not turned up" had that one 3 times now so its the best get out clause there is, once had to fork out for the hotel which was to be 50/50. You live and learn.
Quote by kazswallows
i find this thread really offensive ........pets are wonderful creatures why would anyone hate them
Pets have loaned their names to all sorts of wonderful fun things
you can stroke pussies
slide on snakes (the trouser variety)
doggie is a wonderful sexual position.
so come on peeps no more PET hates please
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I agree biggrin
( though I don't find this thread offensive)
Quote by fabio grooverider
a few things that do my head in... (suppose it is my moment to vent my frustration)
1st post whinges........
and people who complain about the ads on the forum......
other than that... love the place and the people.....
anyone else got anything else to add????
sean....relaxing easily now.. smile :) :) breathe in....... and out..........
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Awwwwwwwww Fabio - here's me thinking that you were always a laid back type of guy who never let anything or anyone get you hot under the collar cool
rotflmao
being male :shock:
logging on and within 10seconds pmed"hi big c@@k here" blah ect or today a message in pm box asking to cam and how do ya go about ,and he had only 1 post to his name as well as joining today
Mods who delete really weird topics before my crap connection gets the chance to open it. :huh:
I was literally sitting here saying 'come on, come on, open you fucker, before it gets deleted!'
Bugger. evil lol
Venusxxx
Quote by bluexxx
Oh, where to begin :uhoh:
Let's see....
People who post ads in wrong categories piss me off, and those that argue the toss when they are told they are wrong piss me off even more. People who whinge about ads in wrong categories, but who never bother to report them properly piss me off, but people who whinge on here about fake ads while posting the premium rate phone number for all to see (free advertising for them) piss me off even more... total stupidity REALLY pisses me off! rolleyes People who post exact dogging locations piss me off, but the ones who argue the toss about this rule piss me off even more - "well, it wasn't THAT exact", "what's the problem with posting locations anyway" blah blah bloody blah. First post whingers about not getting instant sex piss me off, but those who hang around for ages posting nothing but "want to meet today" etc etc, despite being told that the forum is a community not an instant shag spot piss me off even more. People who whinge about locked threads, people who whinge about not locked threads.. people who whinge that the mods are on a power trip, people that whinge that the mods should be more strict all piss me off.....................
What REALLY pisses me off, are those DIPSTICKS who PM me totally uninvited who expect me to meet just cos they.... errrrrrrrr, PMed me confused ... errrr.... why do you think I want to???? :doh: Just cos I'm a reg on a swingers site doesn't mean I fuck everyone ---- OK!!!! evil .... But what pisses me off EVEN MORE are those who PM me uninvited expecting a fuck, who then KEEP PMing calling me rude and abusive, just cos I said no!
OPEN MESSAGE TO ALL SUCH DICKHEADS..... flipa :flipa: :flipa:
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CALM DOWN DEAR, lol (it's only a forum)! :therethere:
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And relax :lol: :lol: :lol:
Bluexxx not replying to my fancy a shag pms
so bloody rude lol
Actually not having had timeto read or post in the last couple of months, Can anyone give me a quick resume
shite look at that back two posts and hijacking already redface
Ill fetch my coat
Quote by bluexxx
Oh, where to begin :uhoh:
Let's see....

But what pisses me off EVEN MORE are those who PM me uninvited expecting a fuck, who then KEEP PMing calling me rude and abusive, just cos I said no!

That reminds me, I haven't had you yet....
:tinhat: sillylasticmac:
Chris
Quote by Tania
Being ignored or sidelined by people because I am not bisexual. confused

That's you off my list then rolleyes
If it's just SH then it's people who don't bother to read my advert, or other's who can't understand english. It's not just the ladies who are swamped with time wasters.
If it's not just SH then it's loud, annoying people who think that everyone wants to hear what they have to say.
Oh, plus the Crazy frog ring tone mad :x :x
Quote by marmalaid
Being ignored or sidelined by people because I am not bisexual. confused

That's you off my list then rolleyes
:cry: :cry: :cry:
Quote by rachel-lane
being made pm victim of the week, and having one person thats made it his no1 goal in life to pester me all bloody day and night , ya big lumock :kick: lol

Did I miss my chance then Rachel?
I like this site, and don't have much to moan about, but if I did, it would be Blue not answering my PM's.
John
wink
Quote by Horous
being made pm victim of the week, and having one person thats made it his no1 goal in life to pester me all bloody day and night , ya big lumock :kick: lol

Did I miss my chance then Rachel?
I like this site, and don't have much to moan about, but if I did, it would be Blue not answering my PM's.
John
wink
oh you bloody swine, now youve mentioned that, im going to get more brain taxing questions. i think im the worst pm victim in the history of sh redface.
people ( john in perticular) that keep mentioning im the victim :twisted: ...gripe over
CARRY ON!! :thumbup: