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Quote by Sassy-Seren
I'm not here to meet my soulmate/ next husband so no crap to cut here
like we'd put up with you anyway, the main advantage my laptop has over you is an off switch
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
I'm not here to meet my soulmate/ next husband so no crap to cut here
like we'd put up with you anyway, the main advantage my laptop has over you is an off switch
I'm not speaking to her till she brings back the legs
Sex God
my life would be an empty shell without your peals of wisdom everyday 
Quote by Pete_sw
I'm not here to meet my soulmate/ next husband so no crap to cut here
like we'd put up with you anyway, the main advantage my laptop has over you is an off switch
I'm not speaking to her till she brings back the legs
You mean you don't like my Easter Bunny look? Right, I'm not slipping anything nice under YOUR pillow in the morning ! :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I'm not here to meet my soulmate/ next husband so no crap to cut here
like we'd put up with you anyway, the main advantage my laptop has over you is an off switch
I'm not speaking to her till she brings back the legs
You mean you don't like my Easter Bunny look? Right, I'm not slipping anything nice under YOUR pillow in the morning ! :twisted:
like your teeth or wig?
Sex God
Quote by ian_redrooster
For those out there that may doubt the chances of 'success' in meeting someone off SH, I have news for you.
After carefully selecting the type of lady that I wanted to respond to, and not acting like a complete to**er in the process, I found my perfect soul / play mate. We got on so well that we've now been dating for two months.
So guys, cut out the crap and be honest about yourself (and your expectations).
The results may suprise you
All the best.
Regards, Red Rooster.
Sounds a bit like a dating agency story but good for you both if that's what you want.
Are you still swinging?
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
I'm not here to meet my soulmate/ next husband so no crap to cut here
like we'd put up with you anyway, the main advantage my laptop has over you is an off switch
I'm not speaking to her till she brings back the legs
You mean you don't like my Easter Bunny look? Right, I'm not slipping anything nice under YOUR pillow in the morning ! :twisted:
like your teeth or wig?
Sassy ........... I'll lend you my wooden leg ........... you can slip that under his pillow :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by Pete_sw
I'm not here to meet my soulmate/ next husband so no crap to cut here
like we'd put up with you anyway, the main advantage my laptop has over you is an off switch
I'm not speaking to her till she brings back the legs
I'm with you on this Pete....In fact if Ms Seren doesnt put the legs back, she aint gonna see those piccy's I've been saying I was gonna have done at Notts.......
So there!
But I found someone here too, so what the rooster is saying is true....just be yourself
Sex God
we want the legs now
Sex God
Ah sassy's legs. how i'd like to go to wales, to take her by the hand and lead her into the bedroom, tie a soft silky strap round each of those legs and spread them wide to secure them firmly to the bed posts, then do the same with each wrist so she couldn't struggle free, maybe blindfold her to stop her seeing anything & leaving everything to her imagination. then finally using another silken tie to gag her cries.......
then coming home so we can finally have some bloody peace :twisted:
then coming home so we can finally have some bloody peace :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
There ! Sheesh !
Ahh that's better sweetie - yer a Star!
Said it before and probably say it again......
We have met a good few people off SH and had a great time with some of them maybe the fact we have NO expectations to start with helps.... great you have met someone who is your soulmate and I bet you won't now be back when it goes tits up either!! Have fun while it lasts.......
Mike
We have met a good few people off SH and had a great time with some of them maybe the fact we have NO expectations to start with helps.... great you have met someone who is your soulmate and I bet you won't now be back when it goes tits up either!! Have fun while it lasts.......
Mike
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Ah sassy's legs. how i'd like to go to wales, to take her by the hand and lead her into the bedroom, tie a soft silky strap round each of those legs and spread them wide to secure them firmly to the bed posts, then do the same with each wrist so she couldn't struggle free, maybe blindfold her to stop her seeing anything & leaving everything to her imagination. then finally using another silken tie to gag her cries.......
then coming home so we can finally have some bloody peace :twisted:
Jeez ! Thought my luck was finally in then !
Oi Meaty......catch this, ya gobby git !
:flipa: Quote by Sassy-Seren
Ah sassy's legs. how i'd like to go to wales, to take her by the hand and lead her into the bedroom, tie a soft silky strap round each of those legs and spread them wide to secure them firmly to the bed posts, then do the same with each wrist so she couldn't struggle free, maybe blindfold her to stop her seeing anything & leaving everything to her imagination. then finally using another silken tie to gag her cries.......
then coming home so we can finally have some bloody peace :twisted:
Jeez ! Thought my luck was finally in then !
Oi Meaty......catch this, ya gobby git !
:flipa:One thing you should know about Meaty....if he insults you like that, its only because he likes you so much....
Sex God
Quote by Dlep
Ah sassy's legs. how i'd like to go to wales, to take her by the hand and lead her into the bedroom, tie a soft silky strap round each of those legs and spread them wide to secure them firmly to the bed posts, then do the same with each wrist so she couldn't struggle free, maybe blindfold her to stop her seeing anything & leaving everything to her imagination. then finally using another silken tie to gag her cries.......
then coming home so we can finally have some bloody peace :twisted:
Jeez ! Thought my luck was finally in then !
Oi Meaty......catch this, ya gobby git !
:flipa:One thing you should know about Meaty....if he insults you like that, its only because he likes you so much....
but i insult you like that all the time, and i think you're a t*@t
:flipa:
well, thats me off the fallen plums xmas card list
