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I hope to be moving to France soon and thought it would be great to have swinging parties for the British. What do you think. Will we get bookings?
Quote by Kit-Off
Will we get bookings?

Bookings? I have never booked going to a party before dunno
yes but mostly from single male :cry:
Hey sounds good "nice little holiday with a twist"
Quote by Kit-Off
I hope to be moving to France soon and thought it would be great to have swinging parties for the British. What do you think. Will we get bookings?

It depends where the party will be as far as I'm concerned.
If it's in a 3-bed semi in a big town suburb then I'd rather stick to Blighty.
If it's in a chateau in the Chamapgne region or in St Tropez then book me in now!!!
Where are you going to Kit-off?
The French are not backward about coming forward with regard to swinging!
If you want a Brit only event you had better be in a Brit area - ie the Cote D'Azur or somewhere similar.
Quote by littlemee
I hope to be moving to France soon and thought it would be great to have swinging parties for the British. What do you think. Will we get bookings?

It depends where the party will be as far as I'm concerned.
If it's in a 3-bed semi in a big town suburb then I'd rather stick to Blighty.
If it's in a chateau in the Chamapgne region or in St Tropez then book me in now!!!
How about a quite farm house where you can walk around with no clothes on. But the cows might see you
Quote by McCloggie
Where are you going to Kit-off?
The French are not backward about coming forward with regard to swinging!
If you want a Brit only event you had better be in a Brit area - ie the Cote D'Azur or somewhere similar.

We are goinf to the Auvergne and I only say Brits as I cant speak French yet sa I think it will be a little hard to talk
Quote by Mark
Oh French is easy... it's like English, only slightly louder and slower lol
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Ok Kit off.
It sounds as if you are going to live there?
First and foremost LEARN SOME FRENCH - sorry for shouting but you will need it! (McC has lived in the south of France for a couple of years).
Secondly, you are going to a lovely part of the world and I am shure folks will want to come and visit.
SorryMark but French is usually a lot faster than English - and that includes getting into bed with someone.
By the way, I never heard Phil Silvers speak French - not even in the Carry On film!
Quote by McCloggie
Ok Kit off.
It sounds as if you are going to live there?
First and foremost LEARN SOME FRENCH - sorry for shouting but you will need it! (McC has lived in the south of France for a couple of years).
Secondly, you are going to a lovely part of the world and I am shure folks will want to come and visit.

I am learning at the moment
Quote by Kit-Off
I hope to be moving to France soon and thought it would be great to have swinging parties for the British. What do you think. Will we get bookings?

It depends where the party will be as far as I'm concerned.
If it's in a 3-bed semi in a big town suburb then I'd rather stick to Blighty.
If it's in a chateau in the Chamapgne region or in St Tropez then book me in now!!!
How about a quite farm house where you can walk around with no clothes on. But the cows might see you
I can do that in Derbyshire!!!
Sell France to me to make me want to go.
Mon Du ! les swingers de Englataire est arrivee ! citizens defendes le honor de Frances !
wave
Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, l'll come.....Pleeeeaaase!
I'll give you the mood board, fabric samples and room design I like when I see you later today if that's okay with you hun.
Now don't forget the pole, the swing, the waterbed and the glass wall.....
Oh, and I won't be leaving lol
:evil2:
Quote by littlemee
I hope to be moving to France soon and thought it would be great to have swinging parties for the British. What do you think. Will we get bookings?

It depends where the party will be as far as I'm concerned.
If it's in a 3-bed semi in a big town suburb then I'd rather stick to Blighty.
If it's in a chateau in the Chamapgne region or in St Tropez then book me in now!!!
How about a quite farm house where you can walk around with no clothes on. But the cows might see you
I can do that in Derbyshire!!!
Sell France to me to make me want to go.
Quote by Libra-Love
Now don't forget the pole, the swing, the waterbed and the glass wall.....
Oh, and I won't be leaving lol

Now thats's how to sell France to us.
Kit-Off, maybe you should hire Libra-Love as your Design / PR / Sales guru.
The punters should come flooding in once she has let her creative juices flow on your new venture.
Quote by Mark
Oh French is easy... it's like English, only slightly louder and slower lol

"English is nothing more than badly pronounced French !" (Georges Clémenceau, French Premier, 1841-1929)
At any rate, you would certainly "get bookings" from me, especially if you're not too far from my native Provence... unless your events are "Brits only, strictly no locals allowed" of course :lol:
Oh and if your French is good enough try and (they have English sections bust most of the ads are in French).
Thomas x
There is another Brit who is offering swinging holidays in France. You may want to check out his site and communicate with him to get advice/info. He is a very personable chap and I am sure he would have no problems helping you (as long as you do not buy the farm next door!)
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Oh and if your French is good enough try and (they have English sections bust most of the ads are in French).
Thomas x

An interesting way to improve one's French.
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Quote by Libra-Love
wave
Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, l'll come.....Pleeeeaaase!
I'll give you the mood board, fabric samples and room design I like when I see you later today if that's okay with you hun.
Now don't forget the pole, the swing, the waterbed and the glass wall.....
Oh, and I won't be leaving lol
:evil2:

You are more than welcome to hepl. Dont forget the cella. That will need to be designed to.
Quote by littlemee
I hope to be moving to France soon and thought it would be great to have swinging parties for the British. What do you think. Will we get bookings?

It depends where the party will be as far as I'm concerned.
If it's in a 3-bed semi in a big town suburb then I'd rather stick to Blighty.
If it's in a chateau in the Chamapgne region or in St Tropez then book me in now!!!
How about a quite farm house where you can walk around with no clothes on. But the cows might see you
I can do that in Derbyshire!!!
Sell France to me to make me want to go.
Quote by Libra-Love
Now don't forget the pole, the swing, the waterbed and the glass wall.....
Oh, and I won't be leaving lol

Now thats's how to sell France to us.
How about have a BBQ by the pool wearing what ever you want without the worry about been seen by outsiders?
Kit-Off, maybe you should hire Libra-Love as your Design / PR / Sales guru.
The punters should come flooding in once she has let her creative juices flow on your new venture.
Quote by peenut
Mon Du ! les swingers de Englataire est arrivee ! citizens defendes le honor de Frances !

...tha wot, luv?? :shock: :shock: lol :lol:
Quote by alspals
Mon Du ! les swingers de Englataire est arrivee ! citizens defendes le honor de Frances !

...tha wot, luv?? :shock: :shock: lol :lol:
I think it says something about the French sending all their crap footballers over to England to earn loads of money!!!
But then my French was never that good so I might be wrong!!!
Les Francais faire du 'swinging' tres bien en France. Oubliez les Anglais. Ils sont beaucoup des gens en France. Cherchez l'intermet pour swinging en France.
Ou est ce'que tu 'habite en France?
Bon chance petite chou.
Les Francais faire du 'swinging' tres bien en France.

You bet they do ;)
Bon chance petite chou.

Er.... Who are you calling "little cabbage".... :shock: lol
Love,
Thomas x