Well the Olympics are squarely upon us.
Much admiring of swimmers pecs & gymnast's full stop!!
However has anyone considered a Swinging Olympics???
If such an competition was held what event would you enter and why??
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Swinging Olympics?????
Orgasminator
I'd go into synchronised muff diving, will be looking for a patner though, and plenty of volunteers to practice on ;)
Sex God
Jaccuzi-thon. :P 
Sex God
If there's a competition with best blow job I'd enter that one
I'm very good at giving head because I have no tonsils
Well Chris loves them anyway lol
Molly xx
I'm very good at giving head because I have no tonsils
Well Chris loves them anyway lol
Molly xx
Sex God
I could enter the Hop.... Hop (bit like a skip) and Jump!!!
Orgasminator
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The decatha-shag:hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump:
I want to sign up for this one too.
The weightlifting events sound interesting... put me down for some of that 'clean and jerk' and 'snatch' malarky.
And i wouldn't mind watching some of the 'coxless fours'... I'm sure there would be some girls interested in that event as long as they don't mind getting alittle wet.
I'm pun'tastic today!!
And i wouldn't mind watching some of the 'coxless fours'... I'm sure there would be some girls interested in that event as long as they don't mind getting alittle wet.
I'm pun'tastic today!!
Today’s SH Olympic rundown ….
Over in the SH Olympic Pool we are lucky to have the following events ...
Breast Stroking .... with the warm ups held at the side of the pool and Back stroke .... excellent for relaxing those muscles ready for the Sychronised Muff Diving. Watersports, generally frowned upon, are being held in private in the shower which is the door just after the Jacuzzi-athon. The strip-a-thon in will be held in the Sauna.
Outside in the Arena, Pairs Pole-vaulting (mid your eyes ladies) and the long jump will take place in the sand (ouch get’s everywhere to beware) At the far end we have nude gymanstics (see sussexguy's avatar for the set pattern), and watch that tumbling! Other gymnastic equipment will be used the best possible way … “the horse†for example will host the spanking event, and lube will be in plenty supply at the “rings†.
Naked mud wrestling is possible should the rain fail to stop and the Sadists will be available to give a display of naked boxing!
Due to the lack of entrants for the track events, it has been suggested that we ask all the single guys to run in the marathon ( a volunteer couple will be needed to set the pace and for the singles to follow).
(apologies single guys I know you aren't all like this)
Over in the SH Olympic Pool we are lucky to have the following events ...
Breast Stroking .... with the warm ups held at the side of the pool and Back stroke .... excellent for relaxing those muscles ready for the Sychronised Muff Diving. Watersports, generally frowned upon, are being held in private in the shower which is the door just after the Jacuzzi-athon. The strip-a-thon in will be held in the Sauna.
Outside in the Arena, Pairs Pole-vaulting (mid your eyes ladies) and the long jump will take place in the sand (ouch get’s everywhere to beware) At the far end we have nude gymanstics (see sussexguy's avatar for the set pattern), and watch that tumbling! Other gymnastic equipment will be used the best possible way … “the horse†for example will host the spanking event, and lube will be in plenty supply at the “rings†.
Naked mud wrestling is possible should the rain fail to stop and the Sadists will be available to give a display of naked boxing!
Due to the lack of entrants for the track events, it has been suggested that we ask all the single guys to run in the marathon ( a volunteer couple will be needed to set the pace and for the singles to follow).
(apologies single guys I know you aren't all like this)
