Swinging or sofa? That's the dilemma I face today. There's a swinging club half a mile away from me. I am quite tempted to go tonight as I haven't been in a while. Last time I went I met a nice couple, but they won't be going tonight.
However, I am feeling lazy, and wouldn't mind just sitting in front of the telly. I am not helped by the fact that a giant spot has appeared on my chin (syphillis?). It's not very visible, it's one of those spots that pulsates and rumbles inches below the skin. But it feels visible, so I don't feel very sexy.
Also, I had a wank earlier, and now all the sexual energy has floated off into the ether (well, the mattress).
Still, I should consider myself lucky to have a swinging club on my doorstep.
Please feel free to ignore this post.
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Swinging or sofa
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Quote by GregLondon
Also, I had a wank earlier, and now all the sexual energy has floated off into the ether (well, the mattress).
EWE!!!!!!!!! :shock: Go buy some sheets!
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I am ignoreing this post.
Dlot :smug:
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I am ignoreing this post.
Dlot :smug:
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Quote by GregLondon
I am watching the football, and then I may wander down the road and pay £20 to chat, drink and possibly have sex.
u aren't paying to possibly have sex, u r paying to have some open minded adult company in a safe environment. Sex is a bonus IF it happens
Well, I wandered down the road. The place was quiet... mostly middle-aged men. I was the youngest person there, I guess.
A strange couple... I ened up playing with her, but didn't do much for either of her. There's a strange disconnection sometimes.
Then a sexy couple entered. Her, brunette and svelte, in suspenders. Him, black and elegant. She didn't take to me, but I had a good chat to him. I flirted half-heartedly with her, but they seemed more interested in having a domestic than playing.
I smoked too much. I almost drunk too much.
I chatted to a bloke. We chatted about how fulfilling fantasies is better than just sitting around watching. There were a lot of watchers tonight. I was getting sucked off by a girl and a tranny, and some guys were just sitting there, dead-eyed, watching. I don't think I could do that.
A strange couple... I ened up playing with her, but didn't do much for either of her. There's a strange disconnection sometimes.
Then a sexy couple entered. Her, brunette and svelte, in suspenders. Him, black and elegant. She didn't take to me, but I had a good chat to him. I flirted half-heartedly with her, but they seemed more interested in having a domestic than playing.
I smoked too much. I almost drunk too much.
I chatted to a bloke. We chatted about how fulfilling fantasies is better than just sitting around watching. There were a lot of watchers tonight. I was getting sucked off by a girl and a tranny, and some guys were just sitting there, dead-eyed, watching. I don't think I could do that.
Sat on the sofa wishing you were in "swinging heaven"?
Or sat in a club,feeling a prawn,wishing you were back home on the sofa??
You have to interact to make it work of course.
But the handicap of being a single male has got to me.I'm a nice,worthwhile person to meet,no male model as I often say,true,but nice enough,weither to talk to or play time I tried in a club I just felt worthless so I seek,and sometimes find,other ways to explore and share my love of sexual pleasures with others.
Or sat in a club,feeling a prawn,wishing you were back home on the sofa??
You have to interact to make it work of course.
But the handicap of being a single male has got to me.I'm a nice,worthwhile person to meet,no male model as I often say,true,but nice enough,weither to talk to or play time I tried in a club I just felt worthless so I seek,and sometimes find,other ways to explore and share my love of sexual pleasures with others.
Quote by HORNYLONDON123
i like the small text greg as i have young eyes being only 32 i can read it fine . if no one else can read it that proves one of two things either
(1) your getting old and your falling apart
(2) your eyes dont work cos your too old !!
I am two years older than you, physically. Probably, considerably more than that, mentally. I do so wish you would stop making comments like this before you know the complete facts of a situation.
Quote by HORNYLONDON123
that was my oponion , sorry if you think its immature
Nope, it's not your opinion that I find immature. It's your constant need to (try and) make a witty comment that usually involves putting someone else down.
I don't give a fig how old you think I look. I am under no illusions about myself. I do not, however, feel the need to deride anyone and everyone.
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vix is great in looks and personality.
she also has the self confidence to show herself for what she is! and that in itself is VERY attractive.
perhaps spiderman should show himself and let us all pass opinion on him!
she also has the self confidence to show herself for what she is! and that in itself is VERY attractive.
perhaps spiderman should show himself and let us all pass opinion on him!
