Swingstock Channel 5

22 Nov 2004

Switch on Channel 5 :- Swingstock..
Very interesting!
Sean

22 Nov 2004

Eeeek!!! How long are those women's fingernails??? I'd have a heart attack if I saw talons like those heading towards my sensitive bits :shock: :shock: :scared:

22 Nov 2004

22 Nov 2004

like the hot tub mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
the swing even better i want one

23 Nov 2004

Was that Wilma in that swing ?? :shock: :shock: :shock: confused

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23 Nov 2004

I'd go for the hottub, not so sure about the swing though
:-)
Sean

23 Nov 2004

I'd love to try one of those swings. They've been very highly recommended ;) And you'd have a job trying to keep me out of the hot tub cool

23 Nov 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
I'd love to try one of those swings. They've been very highly recommended ;) And you'd have a job trying to keep me out of the hot tub

Morbius and I went to the local gym today and spent the afternoon lazing in the sauna and jacuzzi .... bear in mind that the last few times we've beenin a jacuzzi is in a club .... both of us found it hard to keep hands off each other and passing comment on the other users redface

23 Nov 2004

OK now it's "Latex Sex" I can see the attraction of latex skirts and dresses, but the full body suits... nope, dont geddit.
But seeing it has reminded me of the time my ex-hubby and I decided to order from a magazine. It was a black latex dress, and they recommended this "rubber shine" stuff but we didn't buy that.
Picture the scene. Us two in the bedroom, him all excited at the thought of seeing me in my figure hugging black dress and having lots of naughty fun ;)
Me, trying desperately to squeeze my size 10 frame (yes, I really was a size 10 once rolleyes

) into the little rubber dress. Got it on over my head, but was struggling quite a bit to get it any further down my body. Bright idea :idea: let's try talc! So I was thoroughly dowsed in body shop talc and then he started pulling and tugging at the dress. Managed to get it over my boobs eventually but I was getting a bit hot and out of breath by this time.
He ended up kneeling on the floor, pulling down on the dress with all his might to get it over my stomach when........ PADOING!!!!! The rubber split, pinged back on me like the biggest elastic band in the world, and there was a huge puff of talc.
Cough... splutter..... laugh? cry? Bright red stomach, white everywhere else from the talc, and me standing there in what was essentially a large inner tube redface

ops: (so if you ever decide to buy something like that, ffs buy the rubbershine stuff!!)
When I eventually struggled out of the dress I was in no mood for any hanky panky :cry:
Can't believe I just typed all that out. Did make me laugh later though - MUCH later :lol2:

23 Nov 2004

Hmmm yeah but that punani thing was WEIRD!!!

23 Nov 2004

Yeah I thought that too. Laughing at the sci fi soft porn now though lol

23 Nov 2004

what channel is that on Angel of the wonderful avatar???
im watching two pints of lager and a packet of crisps :-)
Sean

23 Nov 2004

Channel 5, I'm too lazy to click another button on the remote :lol2:

23 Nov 2004

nah man, can't take Lexx, too dodgy, I prefer my soft porn.. well.. Hard really

23 Nov 2004

oooooh very beautiful woman on my family though!!!!
Sean

23 Nov 2004

DOH!! Now I'm gonna have to move my lard ass to find My Family... what channel? rolleyes

23 Nov 2004

UKTV Gold,
THe lady im referring to is the councellor, might not be on for much longer though sad

:cry:

23 Nov 2004

Hmmm I can understand the appeal of full latex rather than something loose and flappy like a skirt..... its all about that nice sense of being held in and enveloped.... being clothed and yet at the same time being able to feel soft touch through the rubber. Plus it makes people look sexy... even if you have inconvinient wobbly bits it makes them look better than other sexy clothing does.
Incidentaly the rubbershine just makes it look all shiny and gets off all those fingerprints from pulling the thing on... doesn't actually help with getting it on as basicaly its just a form of latex safe furniture polish.
Basicaly you have to be gentle and have short nails... wiggling rather than pulling helps too.!
I prefer the sort of catsuits that have looooooooong zips... nice and tight... but easy access and less bother to put on.

23 Nov 2004

Quote by EnglishChris99
Incidentaly the rubbershine just makes it look all shiny and gets off all those fingerprints from pulling the thing on... doesn't actually help with getting it on as basicaly its just a form of latex safe furniture polish..

Sorry, I didn't explain very well. I knew it wouldn't help with getting it on in the first place, just would have avoided the "Inner tube from the car wheel" look redface

23 Nov 2004

I agree about latex stuff, the skirts and dresses look very sexy but I acquired a dvd with rubber stuff, full body suits and head covers, only the guys cock and mouth was on show and I didn't find it sexy at all. I like looking at faces and naked bodies!

23 Nov 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
Incidentaly the rubbershine just makes it look all shiny and gets off all those fingerprints from pulling the thing on... doesn't actually help with getting it on as basicaly its just a form of latex safe furniture polish..

Sorry, I didn't explain very well. I knew it wouldn't help with getting it on in the first place, just would have avoided the "Inner tube from the car wheel" look redface

I thought the inner tube look was just because it turned into a rubber ring after you broke it.... didn't reallise you were refering to texture and not form surprised

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23 Nov 2004

I seriously want a go with that liquid latex though ... looks so much like fun although the ripping it of afterwards looked :shock:
We toddled off to bed when the punani people came on ...
:twisted:

23 Nov 2004

I recommend liquid latex for anyone who likes the pain factor ;)
It is especially horny having it pulled off one's nipples....
bolt

23 Nov 2004

Quote by little gem
I recommend liquid latex for anyone who likes the pain factor ;)
It is especially horny having it pulled off one's nipples....

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OK Gem ... i'll remember that ;) :twisted:

23 Nov 2004

Quote by Calista
I recommend liquid latex for anyone who likes the pain factor ;)
It is especially horny having it pulled off one's nipples....

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OK Gem ... i'll remember that ;) :twisted:
Experiencenced Body Painter available :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

23 Nov 2004

mmmm, body paint........
has anyone tried that choccy stuff that you get to lick off afterwards ....... mmm I loved that! :twisted: