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Ooooooo do i or dont i ? that is the question :twisted:
Sue, I feel it's your duty, in the name of scientific research.
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Ooooooo do i or dont i ? that is the question :twisted:
Sue, I feel it's your duty, in the name of scientific research.
We'll be expecting you to report back here with your results.And pictures...
...LOL Im going to have to have a talk with mr man about this
as I soooooo wouldnt mind having a go 
Mark :shock: your just soooooooooooooo nosey I suppose you'd want a full description as well as piccys may be a likkle greedy too but we girls like that in a man. :twisted:
Then again its also upto flamehot :shock: to agree as well
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OK, a full 'field report' accompanied with pictures will do I suppose
*cough* -mpegs-*cough* :D
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LOL Jafffaman, I think I much prefer to have a try of the first one though. :twisted: I dont think I could quite cope with the effects the one you just showed us on the link
I'd probably end up not being able to walk for a week or two
and then I'd need lots n lots of TLC and someone to look after me and take the kids to school.
Ermmm
ops: I'v thought of a way to keep everyone happy whilst siblings are out of the house though 
Seemed like a good idea this morning anyway.
Now I'm off to work
have fun everyone
I'd probably end up not being able to walk for a week or two
and then I'd need lots n lots of TLC and someone to look after me and take the kids to school.Ermmm
ops: I'v thought of a way to keep everyone happy whilst siblings are out of the house though Seemed like a good idea this morning anyway.
Now I'm off to work
have fun everyone 
Sex God
Quote by foxylady 123
Well if I was in Aylesbury Id go for it!!!
Does no one have one around Manchester area?
we can "club together" and get one...... we only need about another 500 peeps to donate! lol
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There is of course other machines - take a look at this one, rather more visually exciting I think but quite whats its like I don't know, the website site certainly makes interesting reading though!
Woweeeeeeeee!!! :lol: now that looks interesting!, looks like I'm not the only one to get a little turned on by this subject after all
Orgasminator
There's a whole heap of weird and wonderful contraptions at:-
I have just been doing a little research on the Sybian machine, not for myself of course but for all the other members who have added to this thread I found this site which seems to show pics of the Sybian in use by some rather excited amateur American ladies - not sure if these are for real but it certainly looks like they are having fun!
I found this site which seems to show pics of the Sybian in use by some rather excited amateur American ladies - not sure if these are for real but it certainly looks like they are having fun!
Warming the Bed
If people could indicate their level of comfort with sharing invasive items please.
Currently have 1 set of probes.
Am willing to offer them on an "alcohol based sterilisation regimen". Use condoms etc on top of that.
If people want to buy their own, then can try to arrange for a cheap source.
Sal
Currently have 1 set of probes.
Am willing to offer them on an "alcohol based sterilisation regimen". Use condoms etc on top of that.
If people want to buy their own, then can try to arrange for a cheap source.
Sal
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As this offer has not been taken up, it is withdrawn.
Sal
Sal
Quote by steveg_nw
I've just gone to the sex shop link on the left and did a product search for sybian and found one... wait for it... £1, ... jeeeeezuz!
Back to wedging the vibrator between the sofa cushions then :lol2:
Do I sense a business opportunity??
Hmmmm.......two hamsters, a wheel, a gear shift from an old bike, a small washing up liquid bottle and some sticky back plastic should do it. We can knock them out at half the price!!
Steve
Absolutely brilliant Steve!!! That's my kinda sense of humour..... I assume you were joking?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Well, Jaffaman (?) offered the use of one of these gizmos (see above) but seems to have withdrawn (AFTER WE SAID YES PLEASE - either a message post failure or a wind-up: pity)) and the lady got all hot and bothered in expectation..
Am now having to stand in for the damn thing which is playing merry hell with the sciatica .
So please, someone, tell us you have one nearby or the old Kent Host will be permananetly crippled within a week or two !!!!
The Kent Host and H
Am now having to stand in for the damn thing which is playing merry hell with the sciatica .
So please, someone, tell us you have one nearby or the old Kent Host will be permananetly crippled within a week or two !!!!
The Kent Host and H
Pop in for a five minute nose and you all hot n bothered again peeps ;)
Wish I had a symbian to lend everyone, but having seen a few in use (on mpeg) I can say their best use is in a couple. Hand the controls to someone else and let them take you away…
After all isn’t that the best sex there is, masturbation is fun true, but having someone else do it is better. Sex is about mutuality, be it with 1, 2, 3 or more people it is in the sharing the kick comes from. So I wish you all luck in your hunt for a symbian, and someone to share it with…
Wish I had a symbian to lend everyone, but having seen a few in use (on mpeg) I can say their best use is in a couple. Hand the controls to someone else and let them take you away…
After all isn’t that the best sex there is, masturbation is fun true, but having someone else do it is better. Sex is about mutuality, be it with 1, 2, 3 or more people it is in the sharing the kick comes from. So I wish you all luck in your hunt for a symbian, and someone to share it with…
Quote by outdoorfun
Well, Jaffaman (?) offered the use of one of these gizmos (see above) but seems to have withdrawn (AFTER WE SAID YES PLEASE - either a message post failure or a wind-up: pity)) and the lady got all hot and bothered in expectation..
Am now having to stand in for the damn thing which is playing merry hell with the sciatica .
So please, someone, tell us you have one nearby or the old Kent Host will be permananetly crippled within a week or two !!!!
The Kent Host and H
Think you are a little confused here, its flamehot who has the Sybian not me, if I did have one I can assure you any ladies would be more than welcome to come round for a test ride!
Warming the Bed
Well, I wonder if there will be any takers this time.
Trial run offered on Sybian. Full infection control precautions taken. PM me.
Trial run offered on Sybian. Full infection control precautions taken. PM me.
Hmmmmmmmm..........
You probably need an aircraft hanger for most of those devices.
In space no one hears you orgasm............
The Sybian does look like the 'Bowler hat' of fucking machines.
Mind you its something your mum could easily discover when she pops in just to do a bit of tidying for you.
You probably need an aircraft hanger for most of those devices.
In space no one hears you orgasm............
The Sybian does look like the 'Bowler hat' of fucking machines.
Mind you its something your mum could easily discover when she pops in just to do a bit of tidying for you.
Warming the Bed
The Sybian is quite unobtrusive & when the actual probes are not attached, looks pretty innocuous. It currenty has pride of place in my games room with the treadmill & all visitors have assumed it to be some sort of exercise gear. I have only told one or two (female of course) about its real uses.
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Quote by EMMA & DAVE
Looks like we are the only two to get excited by this thing! - the thing that I find a turn on is that if the owners are telling the truth this thing really works and gives multiple orgasms like nothing else can. Obviously this is not like the real thing but just to sit there and let something mechanical just take control over your body and sort of force you to orgasm I find really exciting, maybe I'm just a bit it weird!
Ive seen one in use, and yes they are noisy.....but you cant hear them in a very short while, as the person riding it is normally making a racket pretty quick
I do know that of the ppl i have seen use it, all said it was the best masterbation orgasm they had ever had!!
and yes...i too find it a turn on watching them get used hehehe :twisted:
Last month I met up with a group (not from this site) consisting of 1 man and 4 women and a Sybian machine. He owned the Sybian and the women loved being f*cked by it. I went along more out of curiosity, f*cking machines have never been my cup of tea really.
Anyway my role was to be the fluffer I suppose. My 'job' was to help keep the excitement going whilst one woman was on the Sybian.
I maintain that f*cking machines don't really do it for me per se if I'm just standing back and watching, but of course I can understand why some women (or men) would enjoy relinquishing the control.
Anyway my role was to be the fluffer I suppose.
My 'job' was to help keep the excitement going whilst one woman was on the Sybian.I maintain that f*cking machines don't really do it for me per se if I'm just standing back and watching, but of course I can understand why some women (or men) would enjoy relinquishing the control.
Warming the Bed
They don't do it for me either but I have a sneaking suspicion that one of my relationships lasted longer than it should have just so that she could maintain access to it.
Oh dear, not a very good advert for my services, is it?
:twisted:
Oh dear, not a very good advert for my services, is it?
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