Symptoms of being over 25

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I think I'm back now!!?? (Don't go winding me up saying my avatars not there yet because I will end up spending half the night trying to sort it out and pulling my hair out!!!)

Quote by MrFC
Pop music all starts to sound crap.
You become powerless to resist the lure of self-assembly furniture.
You always have enough milk in.
You actually find yourself saying "They don't make 'em like that anymore" and "I remember when there were only 3 TV channels" and "Of course, in my day...."
Radio 2 play more songs you know than Radio 1 - and Jeremy Vine has some really interesting guests on.
Instead of tutting at old people who take ages to get off the bus, you tut at schoolchildren whose diction is poor.
You come face to face with your own mortality for the first time, and the indestructibility of the 20s gives way to a realisation that you are but passing through this life and if you don't settle down soon and have kids you'll have no-one to look after you when you're old and frail and incontinent and you can't go on p**sing your life up against a wall forever and think of how many brain cells you're destroying every time a swift half turns into 10 pints, and look at that, a full set of stainless steel saucepans for 99 quid, they cost as much as 35 each if you buy them separately, and you get a milk pan thrown in, ...