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Quote by dambuster


flipa :smug: :lol2:

I'm sure I've seen that wanker somewhere before :shock:
this is getting funnier pity ive got to go out in a mo nice one dammie
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
mr and mrs dpg xxxx
Quote by dambuster


flipa :smug: :lol2:

I'm sure I've seen that wanker somewhere before :shock:
Wasn't he named and shamed as a timewaster by a couple on here???
:shock: :shock: :shock:
oooh ooooh round 2 sluggauk vs jags
mr and mrs dpg xxxx
Quote by sluggauk
Jags - thx for your inpu. I support PCs, web access etc. MY Pc was accessing all others web URL with no problem. Even did a google search and swinging heaven URL had a note that site was down - on all 4 days that I checked it. However - - it is up and running now ....................................... many thanks to all concerend.

It honestly wasn't down for 4 days here, it was down for a few hours yeah but not 4 days..
That site down page you could see, it wasn't pulling it from your temp internet files was it?
Just a thought
Shaz x
Quote by dambuster


flipa :smug: :lol2:

I'm sure I've seen that wanker somewhere before :shock:
Does that mean the hand has been verified?
The hand should do well on this site - it's attractive and has been verified as not being a time waster and has good pics not full of exposed digits
I want to meet the hand :happy:
Quote by The-Ring
oooh ooooh round 2 sluggauk vs jags
mr and mrs dpg xxxx

No, it's a genuine question - no moaning, whining, whinging or breaking rules! Deserves a genuine answer.
:P
Quote by Jags


flipa :smug: :lol2:

I'm sure I've seen that wanker somewhere before :shock:
Wasn't he named and shamed as a timewaster by a couple on here???
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Busted :cry: Your right Jags I waste time with him regually lol
Quote by sheddy


flipa :smug: :lol2:

I'm sure I've seen that wanker somewhere before :shock:
Wasn't he named and shamed as a timewaster by a couple on here???
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Busted :cry: Your right Jags I waste time with him regually lol
Now, I always think of Hand as being Female - Mrs Palm and all that? Gosh, I mustn't be paying attention. So, if you waste time with him regularly does that make you Bi??
<oops.... wrong thread>
redface
Quote by sheddy


flipa :smug: :lol2:

I'm sure I've seen that wanker somewhere before :shock:
Wasn't he named and shamed as a timewaster by a couple on here???
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Busted :cry: Your right Jags I waste time with him regually lol
Sheddy thats is soooo bad, maybe "the hand" didn't want everyone to know how much time you spend with him :shock: :lol:
SHaz x
Quote by Jags
oooh ooooh round 2 sluggauk vs jags
mr and mrs dpg xxxx

No, it's a genuine question - no moaning, whining, whinging or breaking rules! Deserves a genuine answer.
:P
sorry jags smackbottom
just stirring it rotflmao :rotflmao:
mr and mrs dpg xxxx
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Sheddy thats is soooo bad, maybe "the hand" didn't want everyone to know how much time you spend with him :shock: lol
SHaz x

I agree, very indiscreet :shock: :lol:
Quote by freckledbird

Sheddy thats is soooo bad, maybe "the hand" didn't want everyone to know how much time you spend with him :shock: lol
SHaz x

I agree, very indiscreet :shock: :lol:
It is isn't it
And i also don't like the way he uses "the hand" as a sex object, its just not on.
I think he should get a 24 hour ban for being so naughty :twisted: :lol:
Shaz x
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
And i also don't like the way he uses "the hand" as a sex object, its just not on.
I think he should get a 24 hour ban for being so naughty :twisted: lol
Shaz x

Should we vote on it?? A Poll??? all those in favour??
:lol:
Quote by Jags

And i also don't like the way he uses "the hand" as a sex object, its just not on.
I think he should get a 24 hour ban for being so naughty :twisted: lol
Shaz x

Should we vote on it?? A Poll??? all those in favour??
:lol:
Was just about to post a picture of a hand to say im in favour
Then thought i had better not :lol:
Shaz x
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I want to meet the hand :happy:

For madam :rascal:
<<<<< Gone before admin find out bolt
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/members/show-member.html?m=00488191
I'll delete it in a bit smile
Quote by sheddy

I want to meet the hand :happy:

For madam :rascal:
<<<<< Gone before admin find out bolt
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/members/show-member.html?m=00488191
I'll delete it in a bit smile
Adminette just found out! :twisted: :twisted:
wink
Quote by Jags
Adminette just found out! :twisted: :twisted:

Does that mean "little admin"
or
is it the feminine form of admin ??
dunno
wink
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I'm fooking peeing my pants laughing here, my sides hurt so much !!!! :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I'm fooking peeing my pants laughing here, my sides hurt so much !!!! :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

You're just trying to get a meet with the hand smackbottom
I'll fight you for him lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I'm fooking peeing my pants laughing here, my sides hurt so much !!!! :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

so r we!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
needed cheering up after the football sad :( :( :( :( :( :(
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I'm fooking peeing my pants laughing here, my sides hurt so much !!!! :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

You're just trying to get a meet with the hand smackbottom
I'll fight you for him lol
not if i get here first.......i think i might send him a wink! :lol:
Quote by poshkate
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I'm fooking peeing my pants laughing here, my sides hurt so much !!!! :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

You're just trying to get a meet with the hand smackbottom
I'll fight you for him lol
not if i get here first.......i think i might send him a wink! :lol:
hasn`t that hand got a twin???????? biggrin
The Irony of it is that more people have looked at the hands profile today than have looked at my own :cry: :cry:
FFs first it was the shed now it's the hand rolleyes I'm always over shadowed by something :cry: everyone say aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol :lol:
aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol
ohh i feel like i'm at the dentists........actually lets not start the me and the dentist thing again! confused
Quote by sheddy
The Irony of it is that more people have looked at the hands profile today than have looked at my own :cry: :cry:
FFs first it was the shed now it's the hand rolleyes I'm always over shadowed by something :cry: everyone say aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol :lol:

BOL - ocks
lol
Right come on own up who winked the hand :shock: I've just checked his PM's for him and someone has winked him rolleyes Now I know who it was but I won't name and shame I'll let you do the honest thing and come forwards lol :lol: :lol:
Suffice to say I'm a little bit peved because this phantom winker is held in high regard by myself and to add insult to injury they have never winked me :cry: :cry: :cry: biggrin
Right you can all fookin stop it now it's not big and its not clever, I (as in sheddy) post an ad In lmu and get fook all replies redface Where as to date to fookin hand has had 3 winks and 2 PM's, your all taking the p*ss, heres me sexless and even my hand doesn't want to know now it's had loads of better offers. Remember he may not be able to reply but I know who you are, so I'm placing a curse on you. :shock: May all your orgasms be short and few and may your erections be droopy. Sod the lot of you I'm taking myself AND MY HAND to where people apriciate us.
flipa :flipa: :flipa:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :thrilled:
Quote by sheddy
Right you can all fookin stop it now it's not big and its not clever, I (as in sheddy) post an ad In lmu and get fook all replies redface Where as to date to fookin hand has had 3 winks and 2 PM's, your all taking the p*ss, heres me sexless and even my hand doesn't want to know now it's had loads of better offers. Remember he may not be able to reply but I know who you are, so I'm placing a curse on you. :shock: May all your orgasms be short and few and may your erections be droopy. Sod the lot of you I'm taking myself AND MY HAND to where people apriciate us.
flipa :flipa: :flipa:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :thrilled:

Wasn't me :shock:
Shaz x
Quote by sheddy
In all honesty I remarked only this morning to a friend via msn how well it was runing at the moment it's loading faster than it has ever done for a long time first time every time. smile

For the last week or so the site has been running very very slowly for me.
I use firefox and in the bottom right hand corner it comes up with "waiting for www.swingingheaven.co.uk" for up to 30 seconds when I click to navigate to the next page. Once it changes to "Transferring data" it loads almost instantainously (sp?) so I don't think it is the speed of my comp. It has totally timed out on several occasions too. I have cleared cookies, history etc and it only happens on this site.
It feels like having a dial-up connection again. sad
Les x