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Quote by Hillfolk
No have not flounced or taken ball home. I was trying to take a mature and adult approach by recognising that I was dealing with SH sycophants and that further reasoned, dispassionate discourse was futile. However Jags could not resist his childish parting shots which says more about him than any more crossing swords could say.
Cor, Jags - you're a man????? :shock:
Quote by Hillfolk
No have not flounced or taken ball home. I was trying to take a mature and adult approach by recognising that I was dealing with SH sycophants and that further reasoned, dispassionate discourse was futile. However Jags could not resist his childish parting shots which says more about him than any more crossing swords could say.
To bring this selfishly down to my level ......................................
And I know I'm leaving myself open to "kettle/pot/grimey arse" type comment here, but Hillfolk; you don't half talk some bollocks.
Even Ican't find ambiguity in the AUP about what is and isn't acceptable about pictures.
Personally, I see your posting style, and therefore "online persona" as someone being particularly obtuse, and spoiling for a fight.
All I'm waiting for now is you to tell us all how you would run and maintain the site better than anyone else could. Or how you have done in the past. Or how you do "elsewhere"
Are are you being more covert than that ?
Feeding us mis-information, until you can mount some sort of coup ?
Mod edit cos he's (oops I mean she's) having way too much fun! Thanks Dammie, I appreciate the effort! x xx
Sorry Jags.
Really getting on my tits now.
Sycophant ????????????????????????????????????
Quote by Hillfolk
No have not flounced or taken ball home. I was trying to take a mature and adult approach by recognising that I was dealing with SH sycophants and that further reasoned, dispassionate discourse was futile. However Jags could not resist his childish parting shots which says more about him than any more crossing swords could say.
HIS???
HIS???
You think I'm a bloke???
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Shows just how much you know about this site and the people who inhabit it!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: And if you think I'm a SH syncophant then you REALLY REALLY don't know anything about this site or me and so aren't qualified to comment on my allegiances.
My parting shots are far away from childish as possible - which is why you took the bait! Crossing words is always fun, you ASKED for it. :rotflmao:
Quote by Hillfolk
No have not flounced or taken ball home. I was trying to take a mature and adult approach by recognising that I was dealing with SH sycophants and that further reasoned, dispassionate discourse was futile. However Jags could not resist his childish parting shots which says more about him than any more crossing swords could say.
And how did we all know that one was coming?
Hillfolk you are really becoming quite predictable...
1) You post a moan
2) Someone posts a perfectly adult response that is contrary to your own view point.
3) You accuse people of being childish or sycophantic just because they don't agree with you.
You've moaned about the site being down - yes it has, but that's something only the admin can answer.
You've moaned about the rules on pics not being clear.
People have posted the section of the AUP that relates to this.
I fail to see how this is being childish - the only person who does seem like they are throwing their toys out of the pram is you!!!!
Sex God
Quote by sheddy
Have we done now ? Good I can play then
I thought for the benefit of you all I thought you might like to know the third party I've been sleeping with of late :shock: :shock:
mod edit: unproven third party hand deleted, please dont post this again unless it is disguised in a glove
Panic set in.
I've just been to the bathroom to check my dangly bits and they are in the correct place for being a woman.
I've texted the blokes I've met from this site and got naked with and they are convinced I'm a woman too even though they had their eyes closed in bliss for some of the time we exchanged happiness with.
I've checked my birth certificate and it says 'female' on it as does my passport and driving licence.
<phew>
Deffo a female with all bits intact and working. OK.. most heading south and swaying in the breeze but not yet rusty!
Best laugh of today - apart from HLB's PM that is.
:lol:
I've just been to the bathroom to check my dangly bits and they are in the correct place for being a woman.
I've texted the blokes I've met from this site and got naked with and they are convinced I'm a woman too even though they had their eyes closed in bliss for some of the time we exchanged happiness with.
I've checked my birth certificate and it says 'female' on it as does my passport and driving licence.
<phew>
Deffo a female with all bits intact and working. OK.. most heading south and swaying in the breeze but not yet rusty!
Best laugh of today - apart from HLB's PM that is.
:lol: Quote by Jags
Panic set in.
I've just been to the bathroom to check my dangly bits and they are in the correct place for being a woman.
<phew>
Deffo a female with all bits intact and working. OK.. most heading south and swaying in the breeze but not yet rusty!
Best laugh of today - apart from HLB's PM that is.
Well I've met you and you looked very much like a woman to me - unless your a bloody convincing tranny
Sex God
Quote by davej
Have we done now ? Good I can play then
I thought for the benefit of you all I thought you might like to know the third party I've been sleeping with of late :shock: :shock:
mod edit: unproven third party hand deleted, please dont post this again unless it is disguised in a glove
Tut Dave, he might have permission from the hand to post its picture - did you even take the time to ask? For all you know, the hand might be fully conversant with the AUP and have given permission.
Quote by Jags
Panic set in.
I've just been to the bathroom to check my dangly bits and they are in the correct place for being a woman.
I've texted the blokes I've met from this site and got naked with and they are convinced I'm a woman too even though they had their eyes closed in bliss for some of the time we exchanged happiness with.
I've checked my birth certificate and it says 'female' on it as does my passport and driving licence.
<phew>
Deffo a female with all bits intact and working. OK.. most heading south and swaying in the breeze but not yet rusty!
Best laugh of today - apart from HLB's PM that is.
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
At least you have something to hang south and sway in the breeze, mine are more like humming birds eggs :lol:
Shaz x
Quote by sheddy
Panic set in.
I've just been to the bathroom to check my dangly bits and they are in the correct place for being a woman.
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:
Permission to offer a second opinion sir :shock:
There's always someone ready to take advantage of another persons misery!! Can you do blokes??
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by davej
Have we done now ? Good I can play then
I thought for the benefit of you all I thought you might like to know the third party I've been sleeping with of late :shock: :shock:
mod edit: unproven third party hand deleted, please dont post this again unless it is disguised in a glove
:smug: :lol2: Sex God
Quote by sheddy
Have we done now ? Good I can play then
I thought for the benefit of you all I thought you might like to know the third party I've been sleeping with of late :shock: :shock:
mod edit: unproven third party hand deleted, please dont post this again unless it is disguised in a glove
:smug: :lol2:much better...unrecognisable now
:rotflmao: Quote by freckledbird
Have we done now ? Good I can play then
I thought for the benefit of you all I thought you might like to know the third party I've been sleeping with of late :shock: :shock:
mod edit: unproven third party hand deleted, please dont post this again unless it is disguised in a glove
Tut Dave, he might have permission from the hand to post its picture - did you even take the time to ask? For all you know, the hand might be fully conversant with the AUP and have given permission. :laughabove: :laughabove: I wanna add more to this thread... but it's Sat night & I'm off clubbin :laughabove: :laughabove:
Sex God
Quote by sheddy
OMG that's sooooo bloody funny
Jags - thx for your inpu. I support PCs, web access etc. MY Pc was accessing all others web URL with no problem. Even did a google search and swinging heaven URL had a note that site was down - on all 4 days that I checked it. However - - it is up and running now ....................................... many thanks to all concerend.
Quote by sluggauk
Jags - thx for your inpu. I support PCs, web access etc. MY Pc was accessing all others web URL with no problem. Even did a google search and swinging heaven URL had a note that site was down - on all 4 days that I checked it. However - - it is up and running now ....................................... many thanks to all concerend.
Mmmmmmm - odd! Can you do a search of the threads for the dates you were down and see if others had posted?
