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T is for Terra Nova(new land)
Terra Nova was a right preformed by Roman farmers when bringing new land under the plough. The Farmer would have his slaves plough the land then he would plough his wife or a slave in the field. When he had sown his oats the slaves would sow the field.
Today Terra Nova is more about claiming land. A couple, when they move into a new house will f*ck in every room. Hopefully the kitchen before the toilet, for hygiene reason.
When going into a hotel room the first thing we drop is our bags, the second our pants. When we by a new car, it's of to the forest.
Terra Nova is such that some swinger say anywhere but our bed. Somehow f*cking someone else there reduces the ownership of the space. True or not folks?
Would be hard to do in any other bed in my house, the others are in my son's room confused
Have I come to the end of the alphabet, are you my last devotee?
No, I was being polite :dry:
What a way to fade into obscurity, not ignored. Just a few who are polite to me.
Awwwww!
passionkiss
Have my thoughts on the subject then!
When I first moved in with Mr W, we had to share the bed he'd had many ex g/f's on.
To this day, im sure it gave me fleas.
You're right though- with certain notable exceptions- I would rather branch out onto the sofa/ stairs/ floor wherever, and keep our bed "ours"
Perhaps all swingers are hippies at heart and the concept of ownership is beyond their comprehension dunno
Holly
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Perhaps all swingers are hippies at heart and the concept of ownership is beyond their comprehension dunno
Holly

heyy mannn... I like that one!
(speaking as an old college hippy>ish< thingie)
Just don't touch the Sitar!
alright!!!
LP
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Awwwww!
passionkiss
Have my thoughts on the subject then!
When I first moved in with Mr W, we had to share the bed he'd had many ex g/f's on.
To this day, im sure it gave me fleas.
You're right though- with certain notable exceptions- I would rather branch out onto the sofa/ stairs/ floor wherever, and keep our bed "ours"

Thank you, I feel loved again.
I am sure the fleas were just the exs leaving.
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Perhaps all swingers are hippies at heart and the concept of ownership is beyond their comprehension dunno
Holly

While ownership of another does not enter my thought, I do own property. So I am a hippy or swinger?
Having said that we have made love in many places there are some places we would not f*ck, and not just because we may get found. One is the in law's house. It just seems wrong. Does anyone have other no no places.
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Having said that we have made love in many places there are some places we would not f*ck, and not just because we may get found. One is the in law's house. It just seems wrong. Does anyone have other no no places.

After getting caught in a country park by dozens of people when we thought that we were well out of sight of the foot path, sigh, I'd have to say, never again, anywhere outside where there might be people not far off. redface
In terms of places it would feel wrong, I always think when you are a guest at someone's house. Unfortunately, the fact that it feels naughty is a huge turn on and we usually find ourselves just trying our best to be quiet. surprisedops:
Holly
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Having said that we have made love in many places there are some places we would not f*ck, and not just because we may get found. One is the in law's house. It just seems wrong. Does anyone have other no no places.

My son's bedroom ( eeuuuww! ) my mum's house ( not even when she wasn't there :scared: ) Top floor of a city centre car park ( found out a tad too late they have CCTV redface )
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Having said that we have made love in many places there are some places we would not f*ck, and not just because we may get found. One is the in law's house. It just seems wrong. Does anyone have other no no places.
No, the inlaws house is a great turn on. Especially because her folks are strict catholics. It was a big no no between getting caught by trying to flush a condom after our first time. I popped her cherry and she told them it was a bad period. Next time I went round there she was away and I got such a lecture, I found it almost impossible not to laugh and ended up coming across as arrogant for trying to tell them that they should be pleased I had the sense to use a condom, that the world isn't flat and that Catholocism is not the best form of contraception available anymore and lecturing them on the modern world. Nowadays we're married but it's still really naughty so we can't resist and sometimes make excuses to stay over!
We've done it in my Mum's bed. Everyroom in our house except the lobby (mentally noted) which is only about 4'x4'. Never seem to get around to doing it in our cars though, not sure why. Not done it at work either but open plan shared offices make that difficult.
Work, that is one of my no nos. Not at work or with women from work.
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Work, that is one of my no nos. Not at work or with women from work.

Yeah, that's just common sense self preservation. I've found myself admiring one of the girls at work and she's a good friend who knows about the swinging, but even if she liked women I'd never tell her I liked her.
Holly
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Work, that is one of my no nos. Not at work or with women from work.

One of my closest friends in work confided in me that she is bi curious and is very eager to try it which is immensly frustrating for me as I think she's a lovely girl ( from a friend's point of view ) and a very sexy lady ( from a bi fem's point of view :twisted: ) but I would never dare 'help her out' so to speak :shock:
To stick to a rule, especially one of your own making is a sign of a strong personality. So chin up heavenly star.
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To stick to a rule, especially one of your own making is a sign of a strong personality. So chin up heavenly star.

Yeah I also told myself 'never shag your best mate'
Got that fucking wrong good and proper rolleyes
Yes well I did. It worked, I married her.