Mmmmm, went to the freezer to find a Mint Magnum which i had forgotten i knew was there. :high-smile:
As i was eating it, it sprung to mind how things taste so much better when you are not expecting to find them!
Is it just me or are things better when the expectations aren't there ?
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Tales Of The Unexpected
Sex God
I found £10 in a bag that I forgot I had the other day. It did'nt taste great but I was pleased to see it!!
Love
Fire xx
Love
Fire xx
Sex God
I stole a jacket from a friends girlfriends flat (it had been left there by previous tenants froma year ago and the current slobs hadnt thrown it out) it was so cool that i decided to have it...the pockets were full of money :shock:
Quote by firelizard
I found £10 in a bag that I forgot I had the other day. It did'nt taste great but I was pleased to see it!!
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Fire xx
It was mine!
I thought this thread was going to be about the old TV series, Roald Dhals “Tales of the unexpected” or “Tales of the so fecking obvious” as it should more properly have been known.
Quote by LondonPlaything
I stole a jacket from a friends girlfriends flat (it had been left there by previous tenants froma year ago and the current slobs hadnt thrown it out) it was so cool that i decided to have it...the pockets were full of money :shock:
that is simply theft, surely...
lp
only theft if you mean to take it and not give it back, if you dont know who it belongs to how can you give it back.
Quote by Ukwineman
I stole a jacket from a friends girlfriends flat (it had been left there by previous tenants froma year ago and the current slobs hadnt thrown it out) it was so cool that i decided to have it...the pockets were full of money :shock:
that is simply theft, surely...
lp
only theft if you mean to take it and not give it back, if you dont know who it belongs to how can you give it back.
i'll say no more on this....
lp
Quote by LondonPlaything
I stole a jacket from a friends girlfriends flat (it had been left there by previous tenants froma year ago and the current slobs hadnt thrown it out) it was so cool that i decided to have it...the pockets were full of money :shock:
that is simply theft, surely...
lp
only theft if you mean to take it and not give it back, if you dont know who it belongs to how can you give it back.
i'll say no more on this....
lp
what?
Sex God
Quote by Ukwineman
I stole a jacket from a friends girlfriends flat (it had been left there by previous tenants froma year ago and the current slobs hadnt thrown it out) it was so cool that i decided to have it...the pockets were full of money :shock:
that is simply theft, surely...
lp
only theft if you mean to take it and not give it back, if you dont know who it belongs to how can you give it back.
i'll say no more on this....
lp
what?
Wineaux just stuck up for me :scared:
Noone knew who the jacket belonged to, once id noticed its contents i just had to have it....
Sex God
any seen a coat........... 
Sex God
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
any seen a coat...........
Nope, lots of sad jumpers though
Quote by Suede-head
Mmmmm, went to the freezer to find a Mint Magnum which i had forgotten i knew was there. :high-smile:
As i was eating it, it sprung to mind how things taste so much better when you are not expecting to find them!
Is it just me or are things better when the expectations aren't there ?
Like eating someone else's chips, they always taste nicer.
louise xx
Sex God
Left my kids with a neighbour for a short time whilst i went to the Doc's the other day. Full of trepidation i go to pick them up thinking wonder what i'm going to be confronted with!!!!! :cry: I was surprised when the neighbour said they had been really good and were a credit to us 
Secretly i reckon some one paid my kids....... a lot!!!!
Secretly i reckon some one paid my kids....... a lot!!!!
Sex God
Cashew nuts .... the other day I bought a pack for Mrs Tweeky and had a few from the bag 
hmm whats this it seems somehow I have never had cashew nuts before in my life as I have not tasted this taste. Bloody lovely I am now enjoying a bag of cashew nuts every few days, shame they are so high in fat 
hmm whats this it seems somehow I have never had cashew nuts before in my life as I have not tasted this taste. Bloody lovely I am now enjoying a bag of cashew nuts every few days, shame they are so high in fat Quote by tweeky
Cashew nuts .... the other day I bought a pack for Mrs Tweeky and had a few from the bag
I'm like that with pistachios...addicted to the bleeding things now, but I love the fiddly bit of geting them out of the shell (like popping bubble wrap).....and they go so well with beer!!
Quote by Stormwalker
I found £10 in a bag that I forgot I had the other day. It did'nt taste great but I was pleased to see it!!
Love
Fire xx
It was mine!
I thought this thread was going to be about the old TV series, Roald Dhals “Tales of the unexpected” or “Tales of the so fecking obvious” as it should more properly have been known.
Make her give it back Stormy! Especially if you have matching shoes.
Sex God
I had a hand written letter from a friend a week or two ago..totally unexpected but it really was a nice surprise.
i had a big grin on my face all day from it.
How often do people send letters nowadays what with all the various methods of instant messaging?
well it was nice to know someone had taken the time and effort to put pen to paper,nip to the post box etc..mind you stamps don't have to be licked anymore do they..the lazy so and so..
i had a big grin on my face all day from it.
How often do people send letters nowadays what with all the various methods of instant messaging?
well it was nice to know someone had taken the time and effort to put pen to paper,nip to the post box etc..mind you stamps don't have to be licked anymore do they..the lazy so and so..
Quote by Warmerand niether do some envelopes these days...
mind you stamps don't have to be licked anymore do they..the lazy so and so..
but who's to say that the paper on which the note had been written had not been matured and prepared in the rich confines of the senders underpants/knickers, thus ritualising the act of sending...
i duuno... one tries ones best, and look what happens... (ahem!) someone tries their best and look what happens... can't do enough for some people can you....?
and the paper-cuts!... blimey! believe me, you don't want paper cuts down there!
lp
Sex God
Paper cuts down there..yes definately a Tail of the unexpected.
carefull now!
carefull now!
