Talking absolute twat!!!!

2 Apr 2005

Everybodeeeee
Me and Steve have been sat here talking absolute twat thanks to the old Malibu and Voddie drinkies

:cheers:
So were having some deep and very intellectual conversation (Oi no laughing in the back there! :jagsatwork: )
So what deep and meaningful piles of twat do you lot converse about when pissed???? dunno

Yup Im being nosey,so come on,enlighten me please biggrin

2 Apr 2005

Quote by Clare_Lincs
So what deep and meaningful piles of twat do you lot converse about when pissed????

Don't even go there. You'd all have to kill me on principle :shock:
Venusxxx

2 Apr 2005

Religion - non believer who hates religion but respects those who do believe
Politics - SNP and freedom from right wing twats
Pro-choice - in most things except gender of children
Local authority sell off of council housing - against
Socks - why can't I buy six 6 socks - all I can get are socks which are size 4-8
Colours - why is the sky blue and the grass green and the horizon such an awful tonal vision
:shock: :shock: :shock:

2 Apr 2005

Quote by Clare_Lincs
thanks to the old Malibu and Voddie :cheers:

please tell me that's not in the same glass !!!!!!! confused

the Laird

2 Apr 2005

This is why I like the UK, you can go out and get pissed and talk bollocks all night and no one minds at all.
Usually its so much shite that I can't even remember the topic during the conversation, often music ' That Elvis was a great singer wasn't he?' gets me going. biggrin

2 Apr 2005

I never get drunk and I never ever talk anything but absolute sense :smug:
:silly:

2 Apr 2005

Quote by bluexxx
I never get drunk and I never ever talk anything but absolute sense :smug:
:silly:

Blue's been drinking again!! rolleyes

:roll: :roll: lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

2 Apr 2005

Quote by bluexxx
I never get drunk and I never ever talk anything but absolute sense :smug:
:silly:

oke: :poke:

2 Apr 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
I never get drunk and I never ever talk anything but absolute sense :smug:
:silly:

Blue's been drinking again!! rolleyes

:roll: :roll: lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I can assure you that I have not, I am always this sensible :dry:
rotflmao

2 Apr 2005

Quote by Scandal
Socks - why can't I buy six 6 socks -

Of course you can buy six socks, just say, "Can I have six socks please"
Nimps! lol

OOOPS!!
SIZE six socks - can't speak won't speak!!
:shock:

2 Apr 2005

Quote by the_Laird
thanks to the old Malibu and Voddie :cheers:

please tell me that's not in the same glass !!!!!!! confused

the Laird
Oh god no i hate voddie but Malibu,mmmmmmmmmm :beer:

2 Apr 2005

Oh there are so many wonderful 'pissed so lets put the world to rights' conversations, just floating out there further and further away ............ and that pissed girl that is floating out there having one of these pissed conversations probably thinks that she is real and she is the original Missy to say it, and she isn't :shock: I was, last year some time, not her :shock:
Missy - not a floating piece of time :undecided:
drinkies

2 Apr 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Oh there are so many wonderful 'pissed so lets put the world to rights' conversations, just floating out there further and further away ............ and that pissed girl that is floating out there having one of these pissed conversations probably thinks that she is real and she is the original Missy to say it, and she isn't :shock: I was, last year some time, not her :shock:
Missy - not a floating piece of time :undecided:

Can I have some of whatever Missy is drinking please! :confused: biggrin

2 Apr 2005

Quote by Rainbows
Can I have some of whatever Missy is drinking please! :confused:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Where the hell is Niceguysdoexist these days? He knew the right answer, he was lovely, he used to say "oh good point" ...............
then change the subject confused

Need a few drinks, preferably outside in the summer - it all becomes so clear then :smile2: sort of, in a vague kind of way :?
Failing that, you can always lay on the ground and "stick" yourself to the planet with imaginary velcro and look down at the stars :D

2 Apr 2005

Quote by Scandal
SIZE six socks - can't speak won't speak!!
:shock:

It's allowed Jags, this is the talking twat thread lol

:lol: :lol: do you feel at home? :lol:
Got my feet up on the couch and everythingÂ¬
:shock:

2 Apr 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Failing that, you can always lay on the ground and "stick" yourself to the planet with imaginary velcro and look down at the stars

That would be a variation of listening to Pink Floyd and blending into the carpet then :D cool

2 Apr 2005

Quote by Rainbows
That would be a variation of listening to Pink Floyd and blending into the carpet then

You become a carpet??? :shock: worship

Blimey, I'll ave some of what Miss Bows is drinking lol

So much easier than trying to stick yourself to the grass with giant strips of imaginary velcro confused

2 Apr 2005

Quote by Rainbows
That would be a variation of listening to Pink Floyd and blending into the carpet then

Try keeping the top on the blender!! confused

:? :? :?

2 Apr 2005

We very often have conversations about the universe and where it ends etc :shock: :shock: :shock:
Tonight has included twat about religion etc,god weneed to get out more rolleyes

:shock:

2 Apr 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Blimey, I'll ave some of what Miss Bows is drinking So much easier than trying to stick yourself to the grass with giant strips of imaginary velcro

Tell you what Missy - why don't you come over and blend into the carpet with me :twisted: :twisted: I'll teach ya wink

:twisted:
And Bilko flipa

aRSexx :color:

2 Apr 2005

well i am bloody SOBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nuff said! sad

2 Apr 2005

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Tonight has included twat about religion etc

Well, that's not too bad..... I've been known to tell anyone who will listen how good a driver I think Michael Schumacher is..... then again........ then again........... then again...........
Oh yeah....................................
Did I tell you what a good driver I think Michael Schumacher is ????
rotflmao

2 Apr 2005

Quote by bluexxx
I've been known to tell anyone who will listen how good a driver I think Michael Schumacher is..... then again........ then again........... then again...........

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Thought you were about to break into that 'crazy frog' noise thingy :shock: :lol2:

2 Apr 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Thought you were about to break into that 'crazy frog' noise thingy :shock: :lol2:

No, not at all........
All I wanted to say is what a good driver I think Michael Schumacher is
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

2 Apr 2005

hey blue, was wondering.......
... do you have any opinion on Michael Schumacher as a driver???? :shock:
lol

2 Apr 2005

Quote by well_busty_babe
... do you have any opinion on Michael Schumacher as a driver???? :shock:

Yeh Blue, is he any good d'ya reckon? dunno

:lol:

2 Apr 2005

Quote by well_busty_babe
hey blue, was wondering.......
... do you have any opinion on Michael Schumacher as a driver???? :shock:

Oh he's really good................. an absolute legend.................. best driver ever!
I can't believe I've never told you before
rotflmao

2 Apr 2005

Quote by bluexxx
hey blue, was wondering.......
... do you have any opinion on Michael Schumacher as a driver???? :shock:

Oh he's really good................. an absolute legend.................. best driver ever!
I can't believe I've never told you before
rotflmao

niether can i!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

2 Apr 2005

If you lie down on the planet, with or without imaginary velcro, can you look DOWN at the stars? Instructions please - I cat the lawn today and I might try it now I know there are no tigers or elephants waiting to ambush me.
I'm going to the chemist tomorrow to get some neat alcohol. A friend told me that if I spray it on the lawn, the grass comes up half-cut already.
biggrin

2 Apr 2005

Quote by Mac69
If you lie down on the planet, with or without imaginary velcro, can you look DOWN at the stars?

:eeek:
You've been on the pro-plus again, haven't you!
:eeek:
OK.... do bacteria believe that we are their universe? What if we are just bacteria in Giant Land?
Questions I've always wondered about :uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh: