talking dirty

19 Jun 2006

Quote by neilinleeds
have to say, i'm not good at it?
telling someone to "fuck my cock you dirty little slut" is just kind of embarassing when i hear it coming out of my mouth, and goes against everything i was brought up to believe! ((( houseful of women? if i'd said anything even approaching that i'd have been chopped up and thrown to the foxes! ))) as for pulling hair and anything remotely forceful involving a girlie, well no feckin' way was that allowed, but . . . . . i'm learning it has it's place! ;)
i'm getting better at being all dom and stuff! you know what they say, practice makes perfect!
neil x x x ;)

Neil - come to Newcastle - we'll teach you fella ;) You'll go home a complete pro :twisted:

19 Jun 2006

Quote by neilinleeds
yeah, well like i said . . . i'm learning! :smug:
i now know that pulling hair and telling someone to :censored: can be very satisfying and productive, in an "OMFG how did we end up with a wet patch that big? you're sleeping on that side mrs?" kinda way!
OMG she's gonna kill me when she reads this ain't she?
:P
neil x x x ;)

nope, just you'll get the wet patch more often... and I don't think there will be much left of you once I've packaged you off wrapped with a big pink bow to Bloke and for a weekend of tuition.
:giggle:
kiss

Gem . x

19 Jun 2006

Quote by little gem
... and I don't think there will be much left of you once I've packaged you off wrapped with a big pink bow to Bloke and for a weekend of tuition.
:giggle:

Gem . x

but gem... bloke said he'd send him home a complete pro... might not be much use to you until he's recovered a bit but he'll be complete :giggle:

19 Jun 2006

I had a go a couple of times but kept pissing myself with laughter biggrin

19 Jun 2006

This kind of Pro??? dunno

19 Jun 2006

Quote by little gem
nope, just you'll get the wet patch more often... and I don't think there will be much left of you once I've packaged you off wrapped with a big pink bow to Bloke and for a weekend of tuition.
:giggle:

Gem . x

Just pack him off from Piccadilly with a change of knickers Gem and we'll look after the rest :thumbup: Is there anything 'special' you'd like him to be able to do by the time he comes back? :twisted:

20 Jun 2006

Walk?
H.x

20 Jun 2006

Quote by neilinleeds
have to say, i'm not good at it?
telling someone to "fuck my cock you dirty little slut" is just kind of embarassing when i hear it coming out of my mouth, and goes against everything i was brought up to believe! ((( houseful of women? if i'd said anything even approaching that i'd have been chopped up and thrown to the foxes! ))) as for pulling hair and anything remotely forceful involving a girlie, well no feckin' way was that allowed, but . . . . . i'm learning it has it's place! ;)
i'm getting better at being all dom and stuff! you know what they say, practice makes perfect!
neil x x x ;)

was once asked by a girl I was friendly with, how she could get her boyfriend to be more ahem physically asssertive with her. she wanted to be punched, choked etc, couldn't answer her because I just wouldn't be comfortable with this. Quite liek pain myself but would be so worried about actually hurting someone it wouldn't be a turn on and don't think I could bring myself to go that far.
As for talking dirty twice now I have overstepped the boundaries and made a right tit of myself (and caused a breakup) so I guess the answer is slowly slowly catchy monkey.

20 Jun 2006

Dirty talk can definitely be an art.... if done well the actual contact is blistering x
Good linguistic foreplay : ... charm me, cajole me, tease me, undress me slowly with your verbal lust, make words like honey to run off my skin....
Bad bad bad : One almighty 'oh yeah baby I'm f**king you now"... erm yes I know that idiot I'm on the other end....
biggrin

20 Jun 2006

Quote by Dollyminx
Dirty talk can definitely be an art.... if done well the actual contact is blistering x
Good linguistic foreplay : ... charm me, cajole me, tease me, undress me slowly with your verbal lust, make words like honey to run off my skin....
Bad bad bad : One almighty 'oh yeah baby I'm f**king you now"... erm yes I know that idiot I'm on the other end....

I hear ya :thumbup:

20 Jun 2006

apparently im very good at it...........
i have regular MSN sexy "role-play" chats with ladies ive met off here.............
however , when im actually doing it "face-to-face" i do feel a little strange
go figure?????

20 Jun 2006

Quote by Dollyminx
Dirty talk can definitely be an art.... if done well the actual contact is blistering x
Good linguistic foreplay : ... charm me, cajole me, tease me, undress me slowly with your verbal lust, make words like honey to run off my skin....
Bad bad bad : One almighty 'oh yeah baby I'm f**king you now"... erm yes I know that idiot I'm on the other end....

That is SO true!
Even if I may say so myself I'm definitely in the Good linguistic foreplay camp! wink

20 Jun 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
Dirty talk can definitely be an art.... if done well the actual contact is blistering x
Good linguistic foreplay : ... charm me, cajole me, tease me, undress me slowly with your verbal lust, make words like honey to run off my skin....
Bad bad bad : One almighty 'oh yeah baby I'm f**king you now"... erm yes I know that idiot I'm on the other end....

That is SO true!
Even if I may say so myself I'm definitely in the Good linguistic foreplay camp! wink

me too and there's plenty of room in MY tent :rascal:

20 Jun 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
nope, just you'll get the wet patch more often... and I don't think there will be much left of you once I've packaged you off wrapped with a big pink bow to Bloke and for a weekend of tuition.
:giggle:

Gem . x

Just pack him off from Piccadilly with a change of knickers Gem and we'll look after the rest :thumbup: Is there anything 'special' you'd like him to be able to do by the time he comes back? :twisted:

Quote by H-x
Walk?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
i'm staying out of this thread from now cos i'm starting to feel frightened! :shock: ((( but ever so slightly intrigued? confused

)))
neil x x x ;)

20 Jun 2006

Quote by H-x
Walk?
H.x

:giggle: Couldn't have said it better myself! lol

Talking and typing aren't essential requirements are they?.... so pretty much a free reign for you there Blokies! biggrin

Although I'd like you to teach him to be more dom, weild a whip/ cat'o'nines/ spanker, how and when to pull hair, how to restrain blindfold and tease. :D Two weeks long enough??? smile

Gem. x - evil bitch

20 Jun 2006

Quote by Dollyminx
Dirty talk can definitely be an art.... if done well the actual contact is blistering x
Good linguistic foreplay : ... charm me, cajole me, tease me, undress me slowly with your verbal lust, make words like honey to run off my skin....
Bad bad bad : One almighty 'oh yeah baby I'm f**king you now"... erm yes I know that idiot I'm on the other end....

How true is that!?? lol

Bloke.... I'd like the first option please! :D Thankya!
Another bad one (not from neil I night point out):
"Oh yeah, can you feel my hard cock inside you?"
I've been tempted to reply very matter of fact:
'Well actually now you mention it, you're not in'
Gem. x

20 Jun 2006

Quote by little gem
Two weeks long enough???

Gem. x - evil bitch

Yes - and then maybe we can do some sort of 'follow up' session later in the year once he's had the chance to go away and put into practice what he's learned and then come back and reflect on it in a structured environment rotflmao

Now, dates...... we have a 'beginners' class starting in the middle of July, an 'intermediate' class later that month or an 'advanced' class in August - what level does he require please? confused

20 Jun 2006

Quote by little gem
Another bad one (not from neil I night point out):
"Oh yeah, can you feel my hard cock inside you?"
I've been tempted to reply very matter of fact:
'Well actually now you mention it, you're not in'
Gem. x

look, i explained that it was cold and i'd been swimming innocent

20 Jun 2006

Quote by Bloke2005
Yes - and then maybe we can do some sort of 'follow up' session later in the year once he's had the chance to go away and put into practice what he's learned and then come back and reflect on it in a structured environment
Now, dates...... we have a 'beginners' class starting in the middle of July, an 'intermediate' class later that month or an 'advanced' class in August - what level does he require please?

Dear Blokies.
Thankyou for the notification of acceptance of the candiate Neilinleeds into The Association of Linguistic Kinkiness by Bloke And Discipliners (aka T.A.L.K.B.A.D.)
Not wanting to drag it out un-necesessarily :shock: (yeah right) I'd say neil was at beginner level. ;) lol

Just a picture a day and a weekly progress report will be suficient as evidence of progression through the ranks and by the time you've finished he should be worth at least five pretty goldfish on the SH auction market!
:smug:
Eternally grateful for the services offered and looking forward to the return of the new fangled Neil.
kiss

Little Gem. x