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Ok I won't lie... I needed a thread and I needed it quickly!
My official stance is that there is just too much hijacking of good threads by us tarts out there.
This is your haven.
This is your safe-house.
This is where you can be free.

TARTS UNITE!
*Any non tarty/flirty behaviour and hijacking of this stupid thread by way of serious discussion will not be tolerated!*
Who fancies a birthday snog?? :rascal:
I am not a tart :smug:
<<<<<<<<<<<< walks in with her new thigh boots :grin:
an kiss is laging behind in this the " Sercher01 chalenge cup"
will it be a case of the tortois and the hare ?
Kiss you arent allowed to post in your own topic, its part of the dare!
well i could go next door n boil drew the hare?? :shock:
Quote by Kiss
I am not a tart :smug:

Can't we do a bit or role-play and you can pretend to be a tart... just for me? :grin:
I would say yes but as I am not a tart for lent, I must turn you down sad
Quote by Kiss
I am not a tart :smug:

Can't we do a bit or role-play and you can pretend to be a tart... just for me? :grin:
your not alowed to post in here smackbottom
Quote by Juniper_couple
well i could go next door n boil drew the hare?? :shock:

Why am i a hare
Coz kiss was lagging - n sercher mentioned the tortoise n the hare - well kiss n the girls will win pmsl - so u gotta be the hare lol
Quote by Juniper_couple
Coz kiss was lagging - n sercher mentioned the tortoise n the hare - well kiss n the girls will win pmsl - so u gotta be the hare lol

Kiss cheated and is disqualified!!!!!
so she's the hare
we will just minus what you post in here from your total post on the thread
i think that will work ?
aww but i cant boil kiss ffs confused
Quote by Kiss
Coz kiss was lagging - n sercher mentioned the tortoise n the hare - well kiss n the girls will win pmsl - so u gotta be the hare lol

Kiss cheated and is disqualified!!!!!
so she's the hare
I didn't cheat!
I merely missunderstood!
smackbottom
Sit on ya hands :twisted:
Quote by Juniper_couple
aww but i cant boil kiss ffs confused

Dont boil me either! I'm lovelly x
Ok - can i eat ya instead :grin:
Quote by Juniper_couple
Ok - can i eat ya instead :grin:

Go right ahead :twisted:
Sercherrrr i want my posts in this topic taken from the total tooooo
ohhhhh noooo drew - you cant tart for free rolleyes
kiss is minus 4 posts off her total at the mo rolleyes
now do as your told and sit on your hands girl wink
Ok - while kiss sits on her digits - what can we do innocent
lemme in lemme in :bounce:
am a big tart and a flirt and a whore and what ever else ya want me to be lol
il put me thigh boots on (black or red you choose) :censored:
please leeme in pleaseeeee rotflmao rotflmao
Quote by Juniper_couple
Ok - while kiss sits on her digits - what can we do innocent

eat me like you said you would ?
Quote by Drewxcore
Ok - can i eat ya instead :grin:

Go right ahead :twisted:
Sercherrrr i want my posts in this topic taken from the total tooooo
sorry m8 it dont work like that wink
Well i got me pink ones on - so we will let the boys choose the colour me thinks wink
Quote by Drewxcore
Ok - while kiss sits on her digits - what can we do innocent

eat me like you said you would ?
blast What else would you like babes??
Quote by Juniper_couple
Ok - while kiss sits on her digits - what can we do innocent

eat me like you said you would ?
blast What else would you like babes??
many many things x
2 pages already :shock:
Drew is slacking rolleyes
good start but no staying power rolleyes
hope you dont shag like this Drew m8 wink
Well - as you may gather - im a kinda coy sub type lol I need you to tell me and direct Drew !!! (oh one action per post though or i may forget - im a bit dim too) wink
Quote by sercher01
2 pages already :shock:
Drew is slacking rolleyes
good start but no staying power rolleyes
hope you dont shag like this Drew m8 wink

Ohhh on the subject of that, how do you do yours?
I can always deleted the posts made by Kiss in this thread dunno