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Ok I won't lie... I needed a thread and I needed it quickly!
My official stance is that there is just too much hijacking of good threads by us tarts out there.
This is your haven.
This is your safe-house.
This is where you can be free.

TARTS UNITE!
*Any non tarty/flirty behaviour and hijacking of this stupid thread by way of serious discussion will not be tolerated!*
Who fancies a birthday snog?? :rascal:
I am not a tart :smug:
<<<<<<<<<<<< walks in with her new thigh boots :grin:
an kiss is laging behind in this the " Sercher01 chalenge cup"
will it be a case of the tortois and the hare ?
Kiss you arent allowed to post in your own topic, its part of the dare!
well i could go next door n boil drew the hare?? :shock:
Quote by Kiss
I am not a tart :smug:

Can't we do a bit or role-play and you can pretend to be a tart... just for me? :grin:
I would say yes but as I am not a tart for lent, I must turn you down sad
Quote by Kiss
I am not a tart :smug:

Can't we do a bit or role-play and you can pretend to be a tart... just for me? :grin:
your not alowed to post in here smackbottom
Quote by Juniper_couple
well i could go next door n boil drew the hare?? :shock:

Why am i a hare
Coz kiss was lagging - n sercher mentioned the tortoise n the hare - well kiss n the girls will win pmsl - so u gotta be the hare lol
Quote by Juniper_couple
Coz kiss was lagging - n sercher mentioned the tortoise n the hare - well kiss n the girls will win pmsl - so u gotta be the hare lol

Kiss cheated and is disqualified!!!!!
so she's the hare
we will just minus what you post in here from your total post on the thread
i think that will work ?
aww but i cant boil kiss ffs confused
Quote by Kiss
Coz kiss was lagging - n sercher mentioned the tortoise n the hare - well kiss n the girls will win pmsl - so u gotta be the hare lol

Kiss cheated and is disqualified!!!!!
so she's the hare
I didn't cheat!
I merely missunderstood!
smackbottom
Sit on ya hands :twisted:
Quote by Juniper_couple
aww but i cant boil kiss ffs confused

Dont boil me either! I'm lovelly x
Ok - can i eat ya instead :grin:
Quote by Juniper_couple
Ok - can i eat ya instead :grin:

Go right ahead :twisted:
Sercherrrr i want my posts in this topic taken from the total tooooo
ohhhhh noooo drew - you cant tart for free rolleyes
kiss is minus 4 posts off her total at the mo rolleyes
now do as your told and sit on your hands girl wink
Ok - while kiss sits on her digits - what can we do innocent
lemme in lemme in :bounce:
am a big tart and a flirt and a whore and what ever else ya want me to be lol
il put me thigh boots on (black or red you choose) :censored:
please leeme in pleaseeeee rotflmao :rotflmao:
Quote by Juniper_couple
Ok - while kiss sits on her digits - what can we do innocent

eat me like you said you would ?
Quote by Drewxcore
Ok - can i eat ya instead :grin:

Go right ahead :twisted:
Sercherrrr i want my posts in this topic taken from the total tooooo
sorry m8 it dont work like that wink
Well i got me pink ones on - so we will let the boys choose the colour me thinks wink
Quote by Drewxcore
Ok - while kiss sits on her digits - what can we do innocent

eat me like you said you would ?
blast What else would you like babes??
Quote by Juniper_couple
Ok - while kiss sits on her digits - what can we do innocent

eat me like you said you would ?
blast What else would you like babes??
many many things x
2 pages already :shock:
Drew is slacking rolleyes
good start but no staying power :roll:
hope you dont shag like this Drew m8 wink
Well - as you may gather - im a kinda coy sub type lol I need you to tell me and direct Drew !!! (oh one action per post though or i may forget - im a bit dim too) wink
Quote by sercher01
2 pages already :shock:
Drew is slacking rolleyes
good start but no staying power :roll:
hope you dont shag like this Drew m8 wink

Ohhh on the subject of that, how do you do yours?
I can always deleted the posts made by Kiss in this thread dunno