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some useless information of possible relevance to site members . . . .
to those requesting an appearance in a santa suit sometime soon . . .
Assuming Rudolph is in front, the number of possible way to arrange Santa's other eight reindeer is 40,320.

to our resident dogging expert . . .
It was discovered on a space mission that a frogster can throw up. The frogster throws up it's stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of it's mouth. Then the frogster uses it's forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.

to members of SHAGS suffering the other kind of strain . . .
Because the eyes work harder when viewing objects up close, particularly on a computer monitor, it is the proximity of the VDT screen to the eyes that causes eyestrain, not "radiation" emitted from the screen.

to absent friends . . .
Wilma Flintstone's maiden name was Wilma Slaghoopal, and Betty Rubble's Maiden name was Betty Jean Mcbricker.

to those not yet fully paid up site members . . .
On average, an adult laughs about 15 times a day; a child laughs 400 times.

to those who scored more than 50% on the gay-o-meter test . . . .
On the day that "The Wizard of Oz's" Judy Garland died, a tornado touched down in Kansas.

to those with a rubber fetish of some description . . .
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

to one handed typers, do not forget to eat . . .
If an octopus is hungry enough, it will eat its own arms.

neil x x x x
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
It was discovered on a space mission that a frogster can throw up. The frogster throws up it's stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of it's mouth. Then the frogster uses it's forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.

Oh Neil YUK That was a fact I really didn't need to know mad
Dawn :silly:
The world consumes 1 billion gallons of petroleum everyday
Sex God
Quote by neilinleeds
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If an octopus is hungry enough, it will eat its own arms.

neil x x x x
but only as far as it's elbows?
Sex God
I was searching for something really interesting to tell you but all I found was this:-
International Patent Application No. WO02069773. A toilet seat, invented in Germany. Side pieces 14b, 15b slide apart under the user's weight. This spreads the user's buttocks apart, making defaecation easier and more comfortable. It also contributes to personal hygiene by preventing soiling in the area around the anus.

dunno
Dawn :silly:
Sex God
Misschief if you ever need it !!!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
The international telephone dialling code for Antarctica is 672. wink
Sexlightened
Handy yokel fact no. 2:
If you suck through your pursed lips-whoa, don't get excited folks-you can make a sound that exactly mimics the sound of a rabbit in distress. As long as the wind is towards you, you can get foxes, stoats, weasels etc to come really close. Now that I am a 'live and let live' sort of chap, I use this technique to merely watch the creatures at close quarters; when I was farming sheep in a big way, I used it to attract rogue foxes(partial to lamb-and once they aquire the taste-they get VERY partial. I once lost ten lambs in a week. In defence of foxes, which I admire greatly, such episodes are often the result of botched attempts to shoot them by amateurs which leave the fox lame and reliant on easy prey-like lambs). Nevertheless, it was necesary to use this technique , sadly, to lure these rogue foxes close enough to give them a non-soluble lead injection. Regrettable, but necessary.
Anyway, try it next time you are walking alongside a stone wall -where stoats/weasels often hang out waiting for lunch to pass by.
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I was searching for something really interesting to tell you but all I found was this:-
International Patent Application No. WO02069773. A toilet seat, invented in Germany. Side pieces 14b, 15b slide apart under the user's weight. This spreads the user's buttocks apart, making defaecation easier and more comfortable. It also contributes to personal hygiene by preventing soiling in the area around the anus.

dunno
Dawn :silly:

well dawn that seems perfectly sensible to me! good idea!
Quote by DaveJ

If an octopus is hungry enough, it will eat its own arms.

but only as far as it's elbows?
and davej! i may be slightly tipsy, cos i had to think about that then! well they don't have elbows do they! :doh:
neil x x x ;)
Thanks Agricola. I'm now sitting here feeling rather dizzy after sucking through my pursed lips and wondering whether I sound like a distressed rabbit. It doesn't sound anything like my rabbit did when it was distressed though........ that was more like a slow grinding/whirring noise dunno
It was fine once I replaced the batteries though ;)
Orgasminator
47% of statistics are made up.
Sex God
It only take 7lbs per square inch of pressure, to rip your ear off
Dawn :silly:
Master of Sex
Quote by MrFC
Emergency vehicles are only allowed to travel 20mph above the speed limit on blues and twos!!!

Not strictly true...
...it may be local policy specific to a particular service but, as far as the legal stuff goes, once you claim exemption to the statutory speed limit there is no upper limit. That said, all drivers of emergency vehicles are still bound by other parts of the the law which require then to drive safely and with due care and attention! wink
Irritating fact: most road users have absolutely no feckin' idea WHAT to do when an emergency vehicle on blues 'n' twos approaches them. rolleyes
G xx
Master of Sex
...and 99.9% of SH users generally talk complete bollox!! lol
Orgasminator
The fluff in your belly button is always blue.
Sexlightened
Quote by Drifter
The fluff in your belly button is always blue.

complete with webcam?
Sex God
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Orgasminator
Quote by Drifter
The fluff in your belly button is always blue.

Mine's always red :shock:
A collection of ducks on a body of water is known as a "Paddling of ducks".
Quote by Gryphon
...and 99.9% of SH users generally talk complete bollox!! lol

Off Topic!

Not my own work... I nicked it off some site....... but thought it interesting
The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts from the 1500s:
- Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May and were still smelling pretty good by June. However, even in June they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor.
- Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water. Following him, the same water was used by the other men, the sons, the women, and finally the children. Last of all came the babies. By then, the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, "don't throw the baby out with the bath water."
- Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw, piled high. It was the only place for animals to get warm. So all the dogs, cats, and other small critters (including mice, rats, and bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained, it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying, "it's raining cats and dogs."
- The roof was not always effective in stopping things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom, where bugs and droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Thus, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That is how canopy beds came into existence.
- The floor of the house was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying, "dirt poor."
- The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery when they got wet in Winter. So, they spread thresh on the floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they kept adding more thresh until when the door was opened the it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entryway which came to be known as the "threshold."
- Food was cooked in the kitchen in a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They mostly ate vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leave the leftovers in the pot, and then start over the next day. Sometimes the stew had food in it that had been in there for quite some time. Hence the rhyme, "peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old."
- Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of both wealth and that a man could "bring home the bacon." They would cut off a little to share with guests and sit around and "chew the fat."
- Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with a high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food-causing lead poisoning and death. This happened most often with tomatoes. So, for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous. Most people did not have pewter plates, but had trenchers-a piece of wood with the middle scooped out like a bowl. Trenchers were never washed and often worms got into the wood. After eating off wormy trenchers, one could get "trenchmouth."
- Bread was divided according to status; workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or the "upper crust."
- Lead cups were used to drink ale or whiskey. The combination would sometimes knock them out for a couple of days. They might be taken for dead and prepared for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table. The family would gather around and eat and drink for a couple of days and wait to see it they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a "wake."
- England is old and small and they started running out of places to bury people. So, they would dig up coffins and reuse the graves. When reopening these coffins, one out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside. They realized they had been burying people alive. So, a string was tied on the wrist of the deceased. It led up through the coffin, up through the ground, and was tied to a bell. Someone sat out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift) to listen for the bell. Thus, someone could be "saved by the bell," or be considered a "dead ringer."
Sex God
Wow Frogster, great stuff!
Gonna print that off and impress my friends and family with me fountain of knowledge
:smile2:
Quote by flapjackboy
If you measure from your elbow to your wrist, its the same length as your foot!!!!

It is also physically impossible to lick your own elbow.
I just sat here trying it for about 5 minutes, what a saddo!!! rolleyes
Sex God
Quote by dazandlou
If you measure from your elbow to your wrist, its the same length as your foot!!!!

It is also physically impossible to lick your own elbow.
I just sat here trying it for about 5 minutes, what a saddo!!! rolleyes
I can lick the inside of my elbow, does that count?
(A strangely familiar experience actually :shock: )
Okay, please excuse me for the really immature one, believe it or not i found this out in a maths lesson in year 11!!
You can't start weeing and pooing at the same time, although you can do both together, it's impossible to begin both at the same time! (its called a mutually exclusive event!) rolleyes
Sex God
And your maths teacher felt the need to tell you that why exactly? :shock:
Cos we were learning about mutually exclusive events - 2 events that cannot possibly occur at the same time - i've never forgotton that, funnily enough!!
Sex God
Quote by dazandlou
Cos we were learning about mutually exclusive events - 2 events that cannot possibly occur at the same time - i've never forgotton that, funnily enough!!

Ah. Interesting example. Completely inappropriate of course in that it is not a mathematical impossibility. I would have used Fermi or Heisenberg myself. ;)
Quote by Ice Pie
I would have used Fermi or Heisenberg myself. ;)

Show off!!! Or is that something everyone already knew ;-)
lol
SA
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Quote by SpiritedAway
I would have used Fermi or Heisenberg myself. ;)

Show off!!! Or is that something everyone already knew ;-)
lol
SA
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Of course we all knew...
You mean you didn't!!! :shock:
(...said with fingers, toes and eyes crossed....)
Quote by Alexandra
Of course we all knew...
You mean you didn't!!! :shock:
(...said with fingers, toes and eyes crossed....)

Well, maybe I'd noticed before Alex, but I didn't like to be too mean to Ice, especially as people weren't able to tell what sex he was before he put his new avatar with the waiter parts on wink
SA
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Quote by SpiritedAway

Of course we all knew...
You mean you didn't!!! :shock:
(...said with fingers, toes and eyes crossed....)

Well, maybe I'd noticed before Alex, but I didn't like to be too mean to Ice, especially as people weren't able to tell what sex he was before heput his new avatar with the waiter parts on wink
SA
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SA - Ice is a MAN????????? :shock:
OMG!!!