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Quote by postie
Help needed..... from all forum users....
Freckledbird and me have a bet going, that between today and Xmas, she will make 10 spelling mistakes in her posts anywhere on the Forum... and lose , and therefore have to get over her nerves and go to a club.... of her choosing...
Or else she doesn't make 10 mistakes and I have to pay a forfeit..... of her choosing. :shock:
Rules are:
Has to be on the forum.
Has to be quoted by someone else, or me.
FB can edit her spelling mistakes, if she can get it done before they are quoted...
Deliberate spelling mistakes are allowed for comedy purposes.... but have to be followed by an asterix*
OK, people , get grassing on her... I am soooo not wanting to paying that forfeit...
lol

Dear postie, I'm thinking it could be more fun for you to do the forfeit, perhaps if freckledbird could enlighten us as to what she has in mind, then I could choose my side ! :lol:
Quote by postie
Good bet, but what about your forfeit Postie? Are we allowed to suggest some to FB?
John

Sounds better than getting done with a toy of her choice :shock: bolt ... so I guess your question is fair enough.... suggest away matey!
Time for bed postie!
Quote by freckledbird
She is Alspals - theres another one. Asterisk - ta daaaaa.

The "Asterisk" was pointing out Posties mis-spelling of the word "Aterix".
Quote by Jags
She is Alspals - theres another one. Asterisk - ta daaaaa.

Shouldn't "There's" have an apostrophy......sorry Frecklebird if I am right!! confused ......
Well, you ARE right but Postie only mentioned spelling mistakes and not grammatical mistakes so you lose! The word is spelt correctly but the punctuation is incorrect - tough luck Slack rules will always favour the contender.
FB 0 Postie 0
Amber - own goal!
cool
If the "theres" was accepted as being grammatically incorrect but spelt correctly I would suggest that "theres" is short for " there is", in which case, without the apostrophy, "is" is spelt wrongly!!! :? :? :? :?
rotflmao Go Bilko :rotflmao: Go Bilko :rotflmao: Go Bilko
:giggle:
1-0 to the postie confused
SARGE!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
She is Alspals - theres another one. Asterisk - ta daaaaa.

The "Asterisk" was pointing out Posties mis-spelling of the word "Aterix".
Quote by Jags
She is Alspals - theres another one. Asterisk - ta daaaaa.

Shouldn't "There's" have an apostrophy......sorry Frecklebird if I am right!! confused ......
Well, you ARE right but Postie only mentioned spelling mistakes and not grammatical mistakes so you lose! The word is spelt correctly but the punctuation is incorrect - tough luck Slack rules will always favour the contender.
FB 0 Postie 0
Amber - own goal!
cool
If the "theres" was accepted as being grammatically incorrect but spelt correctly I would suggest that "theres" is short for " there is", in which case, without the apostrophy, "is" is spelt wrongly!!! :? :? :? :?
Contentious.... but i like it !
:thumbup:
FB... did you spell IS wrongly? C'mon.... tell...
we may need an impartial adjudicator...
Quote by freckledbird
Bollox* :shock:

I take that as an admittance.....
lol
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Quote by postie
Bollox* :shock:

I take that as an admittance.....
lol
1-0
:gagged:
:thumbup: ...... (no offence Frecklebird!) : wink
.......although it would be nice to see Postie do a forfeit.......so concentrate!!!!!
Sorry Steph but nope I much prefer the Sarge's decision.... flipa
Just a thought, is it just spelling mistakes, or punctuation as well?
Quote by freckledbird
She is Alspals - theres another one. Asterisk - ta daaaaa.

Shouldn't that be
.....there's another one.......

bolt
Stuart & Tanina hump xxx
Quote by tattyxpx
Sorry Steph but nope I much prefer the Sarge's decision.... flipa

Steph didn't say anything - right??? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Stuart_Tanina
Just a thought, is it just spelling mistakes, or punctuation as well?
She is Alspals - theres another one. Asterisk - ta daaaaa.

Shouldn't that be
.....there's another one.......

bolt
Stuart & Tanina hump xxx
done that one.........Postie is now one up! x
You shit bag Sarge you deleted Steph's post mad
smackbottom :smackbottom:
Equi-Princess has just castrated postie in the chatroom so he has already done one forfeit rotflmao
Cruel but bloody funny rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
*whispers to Postie, I have magic buttons, what are they worth to you :rascal:
Quote by freckledbird
Dawn I'm shocked :shock: that's abuse!!!

Your point is dunno
:lol2:
Quote by freckledbird
Dawn I'm shocked :shock: that's abuse!!!

Good... stop cheating ....
lol
Quote by Shireen_Mids
You shit bag Sarge you deleted Steph's post mad
smackbottom :smackbottom:
Equi-Princess has just castrated postie in the chatroom so he has already done one forfeit rotflmao

Can I have the bits she cut off.................cos she done me last week.......I need to get rid of this voice after the op.......I now sound like Keith Chegwin ffs
Dave_Notts
Mods, if this is going to run and run can't you stickie it???
Let the best person win.
go postie
Am I allowed to put an asterisk after every word?
Quote by freckledbird
Am I allowed to put an asterisk after every word?

Oh behave :lol2:
NO
Quote by freckledbird
Am I allowed to put an asterisk after every word?

Put it in your signature Freckledbird?
Quote by mattmoleman
Am I allowed to put an asterisk after every word?

Put it in your signature Freckledbird?
Ooooooooooooo crafty!
Quote by Tanis105
Mods, if this is going to run and run can't you stickie it???
Let the best person win.
go postie

Seeing as FB is 1-0 down after less than one day... i don't think we'll get to November....
:lol2:
Quote by postie
Mods, if this is going to run and run can't you stickie it???
Let the best person win.
go postie

Seeing as FB is 1-0 down after less than one day... i don't think we'll get to November....
:lol2:
I might have given you that one to lull you into a false sense of security wink
Quote by freckledbird
There are a lot of cocks about though, don't you think?

Yes FB and even more dicks :undecided: :grin:
T-J
Yep wink
I have just checked and YEP is not in the dictionary.
Sorry Freckledbird. confused
Quote by Tanis105
There are a lot of cocks about though, don't you think?

Yes FB and even more dicks :undecided: :grin:
T-J
Yep wink
I have just checked and YEP is not in the dictionary.
Sorry Freckledbird. confused
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