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Her indoors, bless her has bought me a tens machine for my back. Of course, being me, I immediately thought of how to use it on her naughty bits :twisted:
I've searchd the net, and cannot find anything specific on how to use it for sexy fun (well not so far lol).
So, the questions are: has anyone used one for sexy fun and where do you stick the tabs for the best sensations?
- and yes, we want to try it on me too, so the same questions for men please.
PMSL.... lol biggrin :lol: :D :lol:
ok...
Looking forward to the results here...
Am sure i seen a post on here recently not sure if was much info but cud pm them i guess
am off to search (my enemy)
Il be Back
Tan x
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/2138091.html#2138091
!st page half way down no info but sounds like they have practiced good luck zzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaappppppeeerrrr
I have one of them electric toning machines which is basically same as a tens machine, have to admit i've never really though about putting it on my bits i've seen the way it makes the muscles in my legs twitch :shock:
makes my back tingle - all we gotta do is work out where's the best place to put the tabs! If I dont get it right, I reckon she'll label me as a pervert (which I am lol) and never believe me ever again :shock:
I'm still trawling the net....
Quote by naughtynymphos1
I have one of them electric toning machines which is basically same as a tens machine, have to admit i've never really though about putting it on my bits i've seen the way it makes the muscles in my legs twitch :shock:

Yeah I remember the howls of pain lol.
Wherever you decide to use it, keep it turned way down low till ya find whats a comfy level lol
How odd that you've mentioned this! I'm using a tens machine right this minute for the first time! It's been on for the best part of 3 hours on the highest level I can cope with.
Hope your back gets better.
Quote by A+D
makes my back tingle - all we gotta do is work out where's the best place to put the tabs! If I dont get it right, I reckon she'll label me as a pervert (which I am lol) and never believe me ever again :shock:
I'm still trawling the net....

oops that must mean Im a pervert then biggrin cos I have got an electro stim machine which I must admit is especially for using on your naughty bits :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I used one once for a slipped disc in my back, I know I couldn't of got about without it on. But I don't think I could stand it on my clit or anywhere like it confused .....those electric pulses can make you jump ya know :cry:
we tried it on me (mr cuk) a while ago. I can't remember the sensation but we didn't try again so it can't have been too good.
I do know though that it feels good on the testicles but without the contact pads
... not :twisted:
Dr. Josef Mengele springs to mind rolleyes
Dr. Josef Mengele springs to mind rolleyes
Try Googling for 'erotic electrostim'. I think that will satisfy your curiosity ;-)
Ok i am gonna be real boring now and ask,,do these things actually work on bad backs???
Never tried one of these machines but if it helps,
maybe worth an investment.
Quote by never_satisfied
Ok i am gonna be real boring now and ask,,do these things actually work on bad backs???
Never tried one of these machines but if it helps,
maybe worth an investment.

My friend was given one by the hospital after an operation on her back and it worked.
louise xxxxxxxxx
Quote by louise_and_joe
Ok i am gonna be real boring now and ask,,do these things actually work on bad backs???
Never tried one of these machines but if it helps,
maybe worth an investment.

My friend was given one by the hospital after an operation on her back and it worked.
louise xxxxxxxxx
I have had 3 operations on my back but it has never
been recommended to me so was unsure on how good these machines are.
I musta put my back thru some rough times wink
gotta admit - it's actually helped with my back
S'pose it must depend on the type of problem. I get gyp from my back- but it's not actually a back problem. Mine is because the muscles in my hip are so sloppy, they don't hold the ball in its socket properly. This leads to some interesting kicks at TKD :shock: and back pain- so I doubt itwould help me.
It's ben used for a few years for labour pains though- so I wonder if any ladies would like to tell us if it helped that?
Quote by A+D
makes my back tingle - all we gotta do is work out where's the best place to put the tabs! If I dont get it right, I reckon she'll label me as a pervert (which I am lol) and never believe me ever again :shock:
I'm still trawling the net....

if you get it wrong she'll kill you they do pack a fare bit of power so start very very low
Quote by Mistress_39
makes my back tingle - all we gotta do is work out where's the best place to put the tabs! If I dont get it right, I reckon she'll label me as a pervert (which I am lol) and never believe me ever again :shock:
I'm still trawling the net....

oops that must mean Im a pervert then biggrin cos I have got an electro stim machine which I must admit is especially for using on your naughty bits :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Ermmmmmm good init? wink lol :lol: :lol: An so are the attachements :twisted:
Never thought of using it on my back tho!! redface surprisedops:

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Echoes
Quote by Echoes7
Ermmmmmm good init? wink lol :lol: :lol: An so are the attachements :twisted:
Never thought of using it on my back tho!! redface surprisedops:

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Echoes
Mmmmmmmmmmm :lol: :lol: :wink:
Try it has everything anyone could ever want to know about 'stimming'! Yes, I've used tens for the purpose they were intended for (and it worked!) and for sexy fun too (and it worked!)
Quote by never_satisfied
Ok i am gonna be real boring now and ask,,do these things actually work on bad backs???
Never tried one of these machines but if it helps,
maybe worth an investment.

I have been using a boots tens machine on my back 'n' neck now for 2yrs, it has various programme's, frequency, pulse width, intensity, timer to choose even for your worst ever pain, I recommend them. As for using it for pleasure-that I wouldn't know as I'm abit scared of it on my sensitive bits-maybe 1 day lol.
Was worth £50 then-even though they have reduced them by half now rolleyes
Quote by anais
makes my back tingle - all we gotta do is work out where's the best place to put the tabs! If I dont get it right, I reckon she'll label me as a pervert (which I am lol) and never believe me ever again :shock:
I'm still trawling the net....

oops that must mean Im a pervert then biggrin cos I have got an electro stim machine which I must admit is especially for using on your naughty bits :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Ermmmmmm good init? wink lol :lol: :lol: An so are the attachements :twisted:
Never thought of using it on my back tho!! redface surprisedops:
Yep its very good...........just got some software that has various wave patterns which i like to use with the ermmmmmmmmmmm attachments :twisted: :twisted:
Um just thought confused: :?: :?: does that mean I have gone digital.......................
Quote by Mistress_39
makes my back tingle - all we gotta do is work out where's the best place to put the tabs! If I dont get it right, I reckon she'll label me as a pervert (which I am lol) and never believe me ever again :shock:
I'm still trawling the net....

oops that must mean Im a pervert then biggrin cos I have got an electro stim machine which I must admit is especially for using on your naughty bits :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Ermmmmmm good init? wink lol :lol: :lol: An so are the attachements :twisted:
Never thought of using it on my back tho!! redface surprisedops:
Yep its very good...........just got some software that has various wave patterns which i like to use with the ermmmmmmmmmmm attachments :twisted: :twisted:
Um just thought confused: :?: :?: does that mean I have gone digital.......................
Dunno.... but do we get a high def freeview?? :twisted:
Quote by Mistress_39
makes my back tingle - all we gotta do is work out where's the best place to put the tabs! If I dont get it right, I reckon she'll label me as a pervert (which I am lol) and never believe me ever again :shock:
I'm still trawling the net....

oops that must mean Im a pervert then biggrin cos I have got an electro stim machine which I must admit is especially for using on your naughty bits :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Ermmmmmm good init? wink lol :lol: :lol: An so are the attachements :twisted:
Never thought of using it on my back tho!! redface surprisedops:
Yep its very good...........just got some software that has various wave patterns which i like to use with the ermmmmmmmmmmm attachments :twisted: :twisted:
Um just thought confused: :?: :?: does that mean I have gone digital.......................
Ooooo is your remote control???
Software sounds good!!
Can you put the pulse to music like William Tell or something?? :lol: :lol:
Quote by anais
makes my back tingle - all we gotta do is work out where's the best place to put the tabs! If I dont get it right, I reckon she'll label me as a pervert (which I am lol) and never believe me ever again :shock:
I'm still trawling the net....

oops that must mean Im a pervert then biggrin cos I have got an electro stim machine which I must admit is especially for using on your naughty bits :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Ermmmmmm good init? wink lol :lol: :lol: An so are the attachements :twisted:
Never thought of using it on my back tho!! redface surprisedops:
Yep its very good...........just got some software that has various wave patterns which i like to use with the ermmmmmmmmmmm attachments :twisted: :twisted:
Um just thought confused: :?: :?: does that mean I have gone digital.......................
Ooooo is your remote control???
Software sounds good!!
Can you put the pulse to music like William Tell or something?? :lol: :lol:
Um thanks for that anais, think i will be singing that in my head next time i use it :oops:
Yes its good for your back too, cos everytime I use it i seem to arch my back :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Mistress_39
makes my back tingle - all we gotta do is work out where's the best place to put the tabs! If I dont get it right, I reckon she'll label me as a pervert (which I am lol) and never believe me ever again :shock:
I'm still trawling the net....

oops that must mean Im a pervert then biggrin cos I have got an electro stim machine which I must admit is especially for using on your naughty bits :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Ermmmmmm good init? wink lol :lol: :lol: An so are the attachements :twisted:
Never thought of using it on my back tho!! redface surprisedops:
Yep its very good...........just got some software that has various wave patterns which i like to use with the ermmmmmmmmmmm attachments :twisted: :twisted:
Um just thought confused: :?: :?: does that mean I have gone digital.......................
Ooooo is your remote control???
Software sounds good!!
Can you put the pulse to music like William Tell or something?? :lol: :lol:
Um thanks for that anais, think i will be singing that in my head next time i use it :oops:
Yes its good for your back too, cos everytime I use it i seem to arch my back :twisted: :twisted:
Im gonna try it on my back next time I get it out!!
I once stuck one of the pads on the cheek of my bum and other on someone elses.......and my wrist made a loud ticking noise!! Very strange :lol2: :lol2: