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PIMPIZZLE
Warming the Bed
Thought i would do a post about text sex lol
Im currentley gutted cause my text sex partner has had to stop due to her man finding out lol
Not sure if anyone on here does it etc
But i thinks its great especially workin a Night Shift lol
bluexxx
Sex God
Hummmmm, I had a go with this text sex lark a couple of years ago when I was terribly bored on maternity leave. Although mildly amusing I found that the only people really benefitting from it were my mobile phone company evil .... so I gave up. Now £10 credit can last three months! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
PIMPIZZLE
Warming the Bed
Very True
Im Just Gutted My Reason For Stayin Awake On Nights Has Gone lol
ms_naughty
Sexpert
Text sex !!
I take it you have a vibrating phone rolleyes
PIMPIZZLE
Warming the Bed
Of Course wink
Gotta Keep It On Silent You Know lol
davej
Sex God
Ah yes we heard about it, but she was crap at imitating the Nokia message alert, sort of went a bit like this
davej enters mrs davej and thrusts...
mrs davej beepbeep......beepbeep....
davej picks up the rhythm
mrs davej beepbeep.....beepbeep....
davej thrusts harder
mrs davej beepbeep....beepbeep.....
I will cut this short, but suffice to say we didn't go a lot on it dunno
Unknown User
Ah!! text sex lol at least this way I last more than 3 minutes redface (slow on the keypad) :lol:
davej
Sex God
Quote by MrFC
Ah!! text sex lol at least this way I last more than 3 minutes redface (slow on the keypad) :lol:

all fingers and thumbs then MrFC
ms_naughty
Sexpert
I like all fingers and thumbs lol :lol:
I used to have a late night text buddy but never called it text sex .
the_Laird
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
Now £10 credit can last three months! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Blue
do me a favour and have a word with Fee the original text tart!!! bolt
Unknown User
so what do you actually do then? This text sex malarkey?
PIMPIZZLE
Warming the Bed
Maia Run Away With Me LOL X
Unknown User
Quote by PIMPIZZLE
Maia Run Away With Me LOL X

OOOO dunno about that. I always skived the cross country run when i was in school and my breasts aren't very co-operative when it comes to running...
Plus, where were you planning to run to?
PIMPIZZLE
Warming the Bed
Anywhere You Want
As Long As Its In Manchester lol X
ockysweeties
Orgasminator
text sex???
it takes me twenty minutes to type out "pls call me bck" all that hunting and pecking...
Unknown User
hmmm
that rather limits it., i think i might just stay at home and play with myself actually.. easy on the legs
Freckledbird
Sex God
OI! behave using a capital letter for every word...tut.
PIMPIZZLE
Warming the Bed
Sorry Bev
I will accept any punishment you hand out X
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by PIMPIZZLE
Sorry Bev
I will accept any punishment you hand out X

Come on then, bend over....
whip smackbottom poke :whip: :smackbottom: sillyoke: :whip:
PIMPIZZLE
Warming the Bed
Im awaiting my 10 of the best lol
Unknown User
what all the way from Liverpool? You must be having a laugh.. confused
PIMPIZZLE
Warming the Bed
Me Liverpool
You have Me Mistaken X
PIMPIZZLE
Warming the Bed
Give Me A Kiss & I Will Forgive You lol X
Unknown User
Text Sex??!! I've always called it textual intercourse.
Unknown User
Quote by Mr Ben and friends
Text Sex??!! I've always called it textual intercourse.

lol Personally i thinks its great fun biggrin
Carol
mr__powers1
Sex God
Sod Text sex,rather wait for the real thing when i get home!
Unknown User
I prefer real sex as opposed to just a text but when i cant get any its nice to get a really nice dirty smutty one from my shagging partner to keep me going lol