My best Bernard Manning impersonation, there.
I just wanted to post something to say thank you to the three special ladies I've met in my time using SH. The first managed to put up with me being a bit nervous. The second gave me the best Saturday night I've spent in a long time (and not just because of the obvious, either). The third took me on a conversational rollercoaster that took in James Bond, proportional representation and WWI (and she's a damn fine kisser, too).
Ladies, you know who you are and you know that I enjoyed every second in your company. Thank you all so much.
James x
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Quote by steveg_nw
.......The second gave me the best Saturday night I've spent ......
You've just totally pissed off the other two! :shock:
Geez......some guys never learn.
Steve
OK Steve, if we're gonna be like that:
One of them gave me the best Tuesday morning/afternoon in a long time.
One of them gave me the best Saturday night in a long time.
One of them gave me the best Monday lunchtime in a long time.
I don't like referring to my valued friends as 'one of...' coincidentally. This is purely to protect the innocent (though reading my thread in Let's Meet Up, you don't have to be Inspector Morse Frost to work out who I'm talking about). Thanks again girls x
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I don't like referring to my valued friends ........
James,
If you've made three of those then you're winning. I've made quite a few valued friends through this site, both male and female. The only downside is that I don't get to see some of them quite often enough. I'm glad it's working for you, it's certainly been worthwhile on here for me. See you at the NW munch!
Steve
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I know what you mean guys, it must be something in the water for us in the NorthWest :grin: .
However, none of this is possible without the lovely ladies of Swinging Heaven who really are the nicest people I have come across for a VERY long time!!
Mal
However, none of this is possible without the lovely ladies of Swinging Heaven who really are the nicest people I have come across for a VERY long time!!
Mal
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Quote by Mr Writer
.......The second gave me the best Saturday night I've spent ......
You've just totally pissed off the other two! :shock:
Geez......some guys never learn.
One of them gave me the best Tuesday morning/afternoon in a long time.
One of them gave me the best Saturday night in a long time.
One of them gave me the best Monday lunchtime in a long time.
That sounds much better James. I am positive you didn't mean to make any of those ladies feel like second best ....
Lucy
It was a joke honest! :shock:
The bottom shelf.....what do they keep on there???
That's very generous of you old boy! My choice of beverage will be Boddington's for the first couple of hours and then I usually migrate onto the Strongbow. I can only stomach so much beer before I need the cleaner taste of the cider. Strange I know but I just find it easier to drink.
No sisters sorry. Don't let that stop you from bringing yours though!
Steve
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Steve......if I get to the NW munch I will by you an alcoholic beverage of your choice….(from the bottom shelf only!)
You sound a very decent sort of chap…..do you have a sister???? : )
The bottom shelf.....what do they keep on there???
That's very generous of you old boy! My choice of beverage will be Boddington's for the first couple of hours and then I usually migrate onto the Strongbow. I can only stomach so much beer before I need the cleaner taste of the cider. Strange I know but I just find it easier to drink.
No sisters sorry. Don't let that stop you from bringing yours though!
Steve
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And don't think changing the subject will get you out of that hole your digging Steve!
Me?....try to avoid a hole?......who's been spreading malicious gossip about me? :shock:
Steve
(that should change the subject
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Just getting this thread back on track (not that there is a hope in hell of it staying there.....
Anyway - I can't vouch for James in the way his other two ladies have (well not yet anyway).
But he's the best kisser I've known for ages! (It was the only way the poor lad could shut me up!)
On the scale of 1 to 10 he scores 11!
Anyway - I can't vouch for James in the way his other two ladies have (well not yet anyway).
But he's the best kisser I've known for ages! (It was the only way the poor lad could shut me up!)
On the scale of 1 to 10 he scores 11!
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I'm surrounded by blonde women :shock:
Steve
Blind man goes into bar - asks "does anyone want to hear a blonde joke ?"
A soft voice besides him says "I am a blonde police officer, the person to your right is a blonde wrestler and the person breathing down your neck is a blonde black belt Karate. Are you sure you want to tell your joke ?"
"No" says the man "Not if I have to explain it 3 times"
......... better call Will I might need his help shortly
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